Lost Article: Signs of a Lost Addict

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posted by TheLostBrotha

My name is Dr. LostBrotha

Hello Fellow LOSTies!

My name is Dr. LostBrotha and I hear toi have been having some withdrawal symptoms as Lost is on hiatus. I believe toi are suffering from a thing called LOSTolia. If toi think toi have this please follow the check liste below of symptoms.

1. Every time toi see a plane toi think its Oceanic Flight 815.

2. toi get extremely pissed off when someone asks "Why is the fat guy still fat?"

3. toi don't understand why Heroes is the number one spot on Fanpop.

4. toi wish your Parents volunteered for the Dharma Initiative.

5. toi spent your whole summer finding glyphs.

6. toi think the actors are actually their Lost Characters.

7. toi think toi can time travel.

8. toi get all excited because we have reached number 8 in the check list.

9. toi are a Jater/Skater.

And finally,

10. toi read through all these stupid symptoms!

If toi think toi can relate to these symptoms and toi think no one else can help maybe toi can hire the A-Team... *AHEM* I mean... I would like to say "Welcome to the World Of LOST!".

Inspired par David Letterman's link!

tellymaster, Bridgetteluvr and 33 others like this

Saul_Mikoliunas I believe I have Lostolia. I have symptoms number 2, 3, 4, 6, 7, 9 and 10. Number 3 is the killer. I like Heroes but better than Lost? Pfft, no chance. Is there a cure for Lostolia?

syaantjuh I have these symptoms: 1, 2, 3, 4, 8, 9 & 10 :). Very good article LostBrotha, now I know I might have Lostolia. Maybe Jack can cure me :P :)

PkmnTrainerJ I have 1, 3, 4, 7, 8 and 10 as minor symptoms. I had a very, very bad case of 5.

oblix well i love lost but obviously im not an addict i only got 1,2,9 and 10

papa I read through all the symptons! Woot :-) I agree with you on #3 "You don't understand why Heroes is the #1 spot on Fanpop". I like Heroes, but it pales compared to Lost (sorry Heroes fans! just my opinion). I'd expect One Tree Hill or The Office to be #1.

rookyboy I think i sufer from 4 of these symptons. the 8th time i got them it was scary but then i went from the age of 15 to 16 and discovered than lost is way way way better than heroes it only had 23 episodes in its first season where lost had more. Then 42 seconds after watching an epsiode of lost the cycle starts over again.

HannaK 5 is really my problem I think, but also 3

Giovanni_wasto I've killed a man because of number 2.

pip_ku I got all 10 and I'm sure I can time travel lol :)

marissa You guys are nuts for having any of these symptoms! Am I the only sane one? Jeez... ...but I really can time travel. And one time I saw a polar bear in the desert. Really! All right... I'm nuts, too... :P

eclipse64 heh heh....yeah I'm a Lost Addict THOUGH i do watch heroes... LOST is far better!!!!

miss_little I have symptoms- 1,2,4,5,6,7,8,9 and 10! *sees plane* "Flight 815! Arghhhhhhh must not get on wait... Sawyer is there isn't he? oooooooh so is the Hurley dood! But I don't want peeps gossiping about his weight again and again! Anywhooo Flight 815 WaIt FoR me!!! i'm coming Jater!" *Flight has disapearred!* "I know time travel!" *smiles* "Now I wont be 4 minutes late for flight 815, But I have gone back too far! It's 16:23pm so I have 42 minutes till the plane arrives!"

RainbowGeek819 fuck...i have all og them my bf is ashamed of me when i see a plane i shout so lound holly fuck....charlie be safe around water and dam you jack!!!

annie_oakly i hav 2,3,6,8,9,10! aaahhhh, lostolia!!!!!!! should i b scared....? i think not cos at least evry1 ere has it 2!!!! lol amazin post!! keep it up!!

joshlygirl yeah, i confess i am a lost addict, too and how should I survive the next 8 months? aah yes I do know ... with Sawyer's kind of countdown? ; ) One Mississippi... Two Mississippi... Three Mississippi... Four Mississippi... Five Mi.... e.c.t : )))

api I have 1,2,3,4,5,8,9,10!!!! Is it serious???? Well, I don't want Jack to cure me, I don't trust him anymore. I prefer Juliet. *I was born on 8/8/93... I re-write: 8/8/93... 8/8/93.... Two 8s... i'm screwed....*

Emm_xD Hahaha numbers 1 and 2 are so me! Love the article :D I've recently discovered that i always use the same lottery numbers - 4,8,15,16,23,42 - Obsessed? Me?

anaxo3 And I've just "discovered" this article - super! I have most of these symptoms and more: I can watch how infectious LOSTolia is! Thanks to Dr LostBrotha for having fun!

tuttleAC I don't THINK I can time travel. I know. I'm a regular Billy Pilgrim in that respect.

ChibiUsa1995 I have 1,2,3,8,9,10.

veewitch Guilty. I especially go all symptom 2 on people. If they actually watched they would know ! LOL !! Playing the cursed numbers in the lottery too !!