**99% of the credit goes to Rumiko Takahashi. This is one of my favori chapters in Ranma 1/2, so I'm re-creating it in a plus sophisticated dialogue.**
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"Oh, Upperclassman Kuno!"
"Please, Upperclassman Kuno!" The two beautiful ladies pleaded on their knees wrapped in frilly outfits.
"Mm...?" Kuno mumbled, "The pigtailed girl! And Akane Tendo!"
"You have to decide, Upperclassman Kuno!" The red head a dit with her hands par her mouth.
"Which of us do toi love?"
"Hmmm..." he mumbled again, staring into their eyes. "I l’amour toi bo--"
BE-BAP!
"You have to choose..." The pigtailed girl smiled, lifting a...
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