Ranma 1/2 -X- Sailor Moon

SLOW DOWN THERE, KIDDOS.
Y'all are about to read something that's "not sûr, sans danger for work".
This fanfiction may cause:

- tears from butt-hurt SebaCiel shippers
- induced vomiting from zero talent on behalf of author
- rants from fangirls who only like yaoi and hetero will never suffice

The reasoning behind this fanfiction is because I had a three-day long trip, and my friend and I had a fic-swap. She wrote something for me, and I wrote... this. I am so sorry.

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"—is it crowded?" my voice sliced through the otherwise silent room.
"Is what crowded, exactly?" the slender figure inquired, bending to reach...

Name: Katsumi Kunoichi
Gender: Female
Age: 16
Status: Ninja
Occupation: Member of the "Sexy Kunoichi thé Shop"
Eyes: Pink
Hair: Black
Accessories: rose bow tied above her bangs
Habbit: Uses a microphone way too often, says 'hmph" after many of her sentences.
Personality: Dramatic, scornful, fast, quick-thinking
Bio: Katsumi, meaning victorious beauty, is the favori neice of the Kunoichi sisters. After Konatsu (Katsumi's cousin), left to live with Ukyo after Ukyo promised to take care of him, Katsumi was enraged that he had left her alone and waited a an until she was finally donné a bit plus leash...

facts:

1) I like to wear corsets.
I enjoy wearing corsets, because they make me look like less of a chubby person. And I feel all Middle-Agey.

2) I can't go a jour without coffee.
I have a bottle of iced coffee in the morning I take to school, and hot coffee in the evening when I relax in front of the computer. And sometimes plus hot coffee in the wee hours of the night, around 11 ou 12.

3) I can only write about dark subjects.
Some of toi may already know this. It's difficult for me to write something that doesn't express a morbid thought.

4) Everything reminds of Kuroshitsuji.
And when I say everything,...