Ranma X Ryoga Doujinshi

Nobody loves me,
Nobody cares,
Nobody picks me peaches and pears.
Nobody offers me Candy and Cokes,
Nobody listens and laughs at my jokes.
Nobody helps me when I get in a fight,
Nobody does all my homework at night.
Nobody misses me,
Nobody cries,
Nobody thinks I'm a wonderful guy.
So if toi ask me who's my best friend, in a whiz,
I'll stand up and tell toi that Nobody is.
But yesterday night I got quite a scare,
I woke up and Nobody just wasn't there.
I called out and reached out for Nobody's hand,
In the darkness where Nobody usually stands.
Then I poked through the house, in each cranny and nook,
But I found somebody in each place that I looked.
I searched 'till I'm tired, and now with the dawn,
There's no doubt about it--
Nobody's gone.