LOL-Comics

"Hello! I'm Sofie!" I smiled while Duncan turned on the camera. I stood in the middle of my living room with Owen and Beth on the canapé in front of me.
"First of all, dieting is important. So follow these tips!" Duncan giggled tying to keep the camera still.
"Tip number 1," I announced putting my hands behind my back.
"It's not your fault. People may tell toi that your the one who caused all the stomach rolls to appear around your middle, and that toi have eating problems. Well, it's not true! It's not your fault toi like food! Thats just who toi are!" I a dit in my costume-made Jenny Craig vocals....

"Pride. Seven great things about yourself.

1. I can draw. Kinda.
2. I have a pretty face (according to some people >_>)
3. I apparently have a nice rack. (This was told to me par a female, which promptly made me go 'O_o;' lol)
4. I can sing kinda. D:
5. I'm good at speaking. I have an extensive vocabulary.
6. I'm a good web designer. I have awards to prove it.
7. I dress nice. plus people should dress like me, imho. xD;

Envy. Seven things toi lack and covet.

1. A FLAT STOMACH. Omg, it bothers me every day. ;_; I'm not fat, but...fuck!
2. plus friends. -_- Imma so ronery.
3. Thicker hair. <_<...