When toi first left me I was wanting more
But toi were fucking that girl suivant door, what ja do that for
When toi first left me I didn't know what to say
I never been on my own that way, just sat par myself all day

I was so Lost back then
But with a little help from my friends
I found a light in the tunnel at the end
Now you're calling me up on the phone
So toi can have a little whine and a moan
And it's only because you're feeling alone

At first when I see toi cry,
yeah it makes me smile, yeah it makes my smile
At worst I feel bad for a while,
but then I just smile I go ahead and smile

Whenever toi see me...

I don't want us to have a fight,
But in the background I can hear toi chatting shite,
I hear it every night.
And toi think your being really cool,
And you've been doing it since we were both at school,
Now who looks like a fool.

Chorus
You're no friend of mine girl
And I've known it for a while girl,
You're just a waste of time girl
Why don't toi have another line girl.

Hook
Tell me what did toi expect?
Have toi got no self respect?
Reputation to protect?
Soon you'll be a nervous wreck.
(x2)

What happened to the good old days?
I was kinda hoping this was all a stupid phase
Who are toi anyway?
I know you've heard...

Ooooooooooo
Ooooooooooo

Friday night last orders at the pub,
Get in the car and drive to the club,
There's a massive crowd outside so we get in to the queue
It's quarter past 11 now we won't get in till quarter to.

It's quarter to and we get to the front,
Girl on a guest liste dressed like a c***
She asked security to check inside my shoes,
You can play this game with me but toi know you're gonna lose.

Hook
Looked me up and down,
I don't make a sound,
There's a lesson that I want toi to learn,
It's if you're gonna play with feu then you're gonna get burned,

Chorus
Don't try and test me cos you'll get reaction,...

I like pomme pie
And toi like banoffee
We both l’amour shopping for furniture
And meeting for coffee
We pretend we're into art galleries
'Cause it makes us feel clever
We're both in our element when we're on our knees
Whatever the weather

Chorus
I could be your fag hag
And toi could be my gay
I'll never make toi feel sad
When toi come out to play
I could be your fag hag
And toi could be my gay
I'll never make toi feel sad
When toi come out to play

We don't give a fuck
What people are thinking
I know you'll always look out for me
When we go out drinking
I can ask toi things I can't ask anyone
And you'll give me direction...

I'm on the doorstep, with my key turned in the door
Walk in the living room and you're sat on the floor

My cœur, coeur is aching and I've never felt this bad
I pinch myself to check that all of this is real
Keep thinking I'm not letting on, I feel this sad
And then you've got the cheek to ask me how I feel

And I say…
Absolutely nothing
I'm absolutely fine
Absolutely nothing toi can say to change my mind
Absolutely nothing
I'm absolutely fine
Absolutely nothing toi can say to change my mind

I know that toi just want to see me get upset
My world turned upside down so what did toi expect

My cœur, coeur is aching and I've...