I HAVE THE SUDDEN URGE TO DRAW/WRITE ABOUT HETALIA CHARACTERS AS DISNEY PRINCESSES
I know it's been done before but can't you just imagine Japan as Snow White
And America going to kiss him and he suddenly jerks awake: "YOU ARE INVADING MY PERSONAL SPACE!"
And Finland as Cinderella
Running away from his stepdad Denmark and his stepbrothers Norway and Iceland because he he just had to see Sweden up close
Or the princess and the frog as FrUK:
England letting out this girlish scream and practically juggling Francis, trying not to drop him: "YOU BLOODY FROG!" "Ohonhonhonhon, but that is what I am~ Not a bloody frog of course, but technically a frog nonetheless~"
IT'S PERFECT XD

Yo
hai
sup
Buenos Días, mío tomate. Gifta mig och blev min fru, ja?
Stuff.
#fandomjokes
Lol, fandom jokes are life
Yesh!
Yeesh
You can Google translate it but it won't make any sense to you. XD
It reminds me of Spain from hetalia, but I don't get it
Ahh!
Ahh what!
You watch Hetalia then?
Yesh, I do
I think... I love you.
Lol xD Danke
It was actually an indirect Hetalia joke. XD
Oh xD Im stupid xD
The first part is Spanish: Good morning, my tomato.
XD
I was feeling silly.
Lol, I am fine being a Tomato. Tomato's are nice
XD
XD They are!
The second sentence, according to Google translate is:
Marry me and became my wife, yes?
Yes
I wanted to see peoples reactions. XD
Lol, well, it was hilarious, so good job xD
It's in Swedish. >:3
HAHAHHAHHA!!!! YES!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hehehe!
xD
I like you.
Thank you, I thought I was unlikeable
Stan'te odnim so mnoy, da?
Guess what that says?
I have no clue xD
You should. XD
I see da so I assume it's something Russia says
Become one with me, da?
>:3
I would SO become one with Russia. He is beautiful
Meep.
Meep? XD
*squeecks and runs in terror*
HE BE SCARY!!!! O.O
Wut? BUT RUSSIA IS BEAUTIFUL! WHY YOU rUn fRoM mOtHeR rUsSiA
Me no likey. *tiny tear*
Awe's *hugses* But he's a nice little Communist
I shall hide behind Korea. *pout*
Okay, I support that Korea is boss
Even though I can't remember if he's a north or south.
Um... I think there may be both...
I think he's North, but...
I can't remember which one I'm thinking of. XD
I think North Korea is bad Korea... with the dude with bombs an crap
Then thats the one I want.
XD
xD Yees
🌍🌏🌎🗼🗽🍝🍝🍝🍕🍔🍟
Boxes?
I do that nearly every time I chat with someone. XD
They are emojis
But I guess you can't see.
Lol, boxes are nice, so I support it
Oh xD Yeah, im on my computer
Its Pasta. *pout*
PASTA LA VISTA BABY!
*jumps up and down excitedly* OH BOY!
Lol xD
*ZOMBIES*
*EVIL ALIENS*
*NICE ALIENS*
*BEWBS*
*LASER-SABER*
It was the first thing I thought of.....
*BLOODY MURDER*
*PASTAAAAA*
*UNDERTAKER*
*2PS*
*CANADA*
*EVIL PASTA TENTACLES* *JAPAN SHRIEKING*
omfg XD
*pats self on head* STAY!
I just told you on of my weirdest fantasies. XD
Lol xD So... Pasta Tentacle porn while murdering people with Japan screaming
YES
I LOVE TO FANTASIZE ABOUT IT

SAAAAAME
Heehee! >:3
Trolololo
I have a sudden urge to write crappy fanfiction!
O.O
Stranger has disconnected.

So how about we try and start a civil convo?
Sure.
How's this?
*sets fire to everything*
Uh
*WWIII*
I'm honestly confuded
Italy has opened his eyes! RUN FOR YO LIFEEEE
Oh noooooo
ITALY
ITALY WHY
ITALY PLEASE STOP
FELI NO, PLEASE
ITALY STOP, PLEASE FELI
*twists away* *grabs you* *runs*
Weeee
*throws in UFO*
Why is this happening?
Don't you know?!
Nope
Italy's eyes are a weapon of mass destruction!
My god
I've suspected for a while now
But no one would believe me!
*starts engine*
What do we do now?
I... I don't know.
I know
We need to find
The other countries.
RIGHT NOW
But but how?
In my UFO. How else?
Ok lets go
We are going.
We are flying in the atmosphere right now.
Lets go then
*warp speed*
Wait is this a rp?
Come on!
OOPS
I THINK IT IS
Hehe
I'M DREADFULLY SORRY
Ayy fuggedabout it
*lands abruptly*
COME ON
What now?
*texting*
*gets a text*
COME ON! *runs*
Wait.
Get in the UFO
Whats happening?
Lock it from the inside.
Why?
And don't touch ANYTHING
Ah ok
I'll be back.
*runs off*
I'm scared
*running in the distance*
Plz help
*takes what feels like forever*
What did you do?
*running back with more people*
Uh
*crashes into UFO* ARE YOU OKAY
Yeah?
GOOD uh... what's your name?
Nathan
Okay
Nathan get in the cage.
No
It's okay, I PROMISE
No
It's just that my UFO is not that big.
Fine
*quickly shoves the other people in with you*
Whats going on?
*takes off*
Please answer me
America? Is everything okay back there?
Oh sorry Nathan
Its okay
These are the countries I was talking about
Ok why are they here?
Patience. This is America, *America gives you a shaky grin*
Hehe um alright then
China, *China hugged his panda*
Russia,
Canada,
France,
Ok what are we doing now?
Patience please
Fine
And the other one is Japan. Who looks scared half out of his wits. Are you okay back there, Japan?
I don't think he is
America: You probably never heard of us, right dude?
Nope
America: We are technically from the anime Hetalia. But we can be here because of the author.
I see
Rose: *muttering to self*
Do you know why we're here?
Rose: *still muttering* Hetalia meant Useless Italy...
Uh huh well ok then
Rose: Well, that's a long story.
Where are we going?
To start out with, my name is Lucy, not Rose.
We are currently just flying around
Ok
Oh... 💩!
What?
America, have you seen Lilac or Rose?
Who are they?
*America shakes head* Uh, oh.
*texting frantically*
Please tell me whats going on
Lilac and Rose are technically the fantasy land of Bumblyburg.
More of the author's OCs.
Uh ok
Lilac is the 1p. Rose is her 2p.
Right well can i come out of this cage?
They seem to be quite close, unlike some 1ps and 2ps.
Suren
Sure
Thanks
Just don't fall into my controls
Or we are doomed
Find something to hold onto.
Ok
*gets a text back* Uh oh...
What is it?
*sharp turn* Hold on!
*full speed*
Whats the hurry?
*flies through space*
Please tell me whats going on
*gets another text*
Whew...
What does it say?
Thank goodness for Tony...
Who is Tony?
*America jumps, suddenly remembering* Tony! I forgot!
Who is Tony?!
Lucy: He's okay. He has England and Rose, but he couldn't find Germany or Lilac.
Tony is America's alien friend.
Ok then
*more texting* He has Liechtenstein too.
Oh look, there he is now.
I'm not even going to ask
Switzerland's little sister.
She's an actual country, you know.
Why am i here?
*sighs* Well, let me explain some things.
Okay
Italy seems to have gone berserk.
Mm hm?
*glares at other countries* You should have believed me....
The thing is, no one ever expected this.
*muttering* except me
I'm sure they didn't
Italy seems cute and innocent.
He's a practical angel.
Or so we thought.
So what happened?
Well, Italy seems to be very, very fond of pasta.
Yeah?
So fond of it, in fact, he seems to have launched a plan to
Yt
To?
Overrun the entire earth with it.
TENTACLE Pasta.
Oh
*Japan shudders*

So how are you gonna stop him?
And the reason he keeps his eyes screwed shut half the time? They turn out to be weapons of mass destruction.
They'll kill you with cuteness.
I see
And stop asking if I have a plan. I don't at the moment.
I'm just trying to figure out who's alive and who's not.
Oh ok
Hey Tony. How long have you been there?