labyrinth

Disclaimer : I do not own labyrinth ou it's characters.
(Inspired par the song Angel Eyes par New Years rah wandered into the bubble ball Jareth had created for her. All the guests were dressed darkly. The female fae were wearing gothique Victorian style dresses with their mysterious masks and the male fae were wearing dark Suits – Avocats sur Mesure with black old fashioned bow ties. Sarah herself was dressed in a similar gothique robe though it was less revealing, her chocolat brown hair was now changed into jet black with red highlights peeking out, she had black lipstick and dark liner. She wore a choker and stiletto...

(In a store)

Jareth: How much are these delightful edible crystals?
Cashier: (rolling eyes) they're rock Candy sir and a dollar fifty.

(Clothes shopping in the mall)

Jareth: (goes up to employee with pair of leggings) excuse me.

Cashier: (looks up) what can I help toi with today?

Jareth: (holding up leggings) do toi have these in men's?

Cashier: (weirded out) yeah...ummm...no.

(At job interview for daycare)

Interviewer: have toi had any experience with kids before?

Jareth: yes indeed, toi see when unwanted children are wished away to the underground. I simply take them to my château in the goblin...