1- Jareth: I ask for so little. Just fear me, l’amour me, do as I say and I will be your slave.
2- [first lines]
Sarah: Give me the child. Through dangers untold and hardships unnumbered, I have fought my way here to the château beyond the Goblin City to take back the child that toi have stolen. For my will is as strong as yours, and my kingdom is as great...
[thunder rumbles]
Sarah: For my will is as strong as yours, my kingdom as great... Damn. I can never remember that line.
[Sarah looks up the line from the Labyrinth book]
Sarah: toi have no power over me.
3- The Hat: Eh. Huh? How's that for brainpower, eh?
The Wiseman: Be quiet! So, young woman, the way vers l'avant, vers l’avant is sometimes the way back.
The Hat: Ah, nuts.
The Wiseman: So, young woman, the way vers l'avant, vers l’avant is sometimes the way back.
The Hat: Heh, will toi listen to this crap!
The Wiseman: Will toi please... be... QUIET! Okay?
The Hat: All right!
The Wiseman: All right?
The Hat: Okay, okay!
4- Left Door Knocker: It's very rude to stare!
Sarah: Oh! I'm sorry, I was just wondering which door to choose.
Left Door Knocker: HUH?
Right Door Knocker: [muffled] It's no good asking him, he's deaf as a post!
Left Door Knocker: Don't talk with your mouth full!
Right Door Knocker: [muffled] I'm not talking with my mouth full, I...
Sarah: Wait, wait, I can't understand you.
[she takes the ring out of his mouth]
Right Door Knocker: Ah! Mm. Oh, oh, it is so good to get that thing out.
Sarah: What were toi saying?
Right Door Knocker: I said, it's no good talking to him, he's deaf as a post.
Left Door Knocker: Mumble mumble mumble! You're a wonderful conversational companion!
Right Door Knocker: toi can talk, all toi do is moan!
Left Door Knocker: No good! Can't hear you!
Sarah: What's behind these doors?
Left Door Knocker: WHAT?
Right Door Knocker: chercher me. We're just the knockers!
[laughs]
Sarah: Oh.
[she goes to the left door, pushes on it]
Sarah: How do I get through?
Left Door Knocker: HUH?
Right Door Knocker: Knock, and the door will open!
Sarah: Oh.
Ludo: [with the ring in his mouth] Hmmph?
Sarah: [amused] Ludo!
[she takes the ring from Ludo, holds it out to the Right Door Knocker]
Right Door Knocker: Hey! I don't want that thing back in my mouth!
Sarah: C'mon, I want to knock!
Right Door Knocker: MM-MM!
5- Left Door Knocker: Huh. Doesn't want his ring back in his mouth, eh? Can't say I blame him.
[Sarah holds the Right Door Knocker's nose so that he has to open his mouth; she stuffs the ring back in and knocks; the door opens]
Sarah: Sorry.
Right Door Knocker: [muffled] That's all right, I'm used to it.
6- Jareth: And Hoggle, if she ever kisses you, I'll turn toi into a prince.
Hoggle: Y-you will?
Jareth: Prince of the Land of Stench!
[laughs]
7- Hoggle: What did toi have to go and do a thing like that for?
Sarah: Do what? toi mean rescue you?
Hoggle: No! toi kissed me!
8- Fiery 1: Hey! Hey! Her head don't come off!
Sarah: Of course it doesn't!
Fiery 2: Hey, lady! Where are toi going with a head like that?
Fiery 3: Hey, man! I know what we can do! Take off her head! Ha-ha!
9- Sarah: Once upon a time, there was a beautiful young girl whose stepmother always made her stay accueil with the baby. And the baby was a spoiled child, and wanted everything to himself, and the young girl was practically a slave. But what no one knew is that the king of the goblins had fallen in l’amour with the the girl, and he had donné her certain powers. So one night, when the baby had be particularly cruel to her, she called on the goblins for help!
Goblin: [inside the closet] Listen!
Sarah: "Say the right words," the goblins said, "and we'll take the baby to the castle, and toi will be free!" But the girl knew, that the Goblin King would keep the baby in his château for ever and ever and ever, and turn it into a goblin! And so the girl suffered in silence. Until one day, when she was tired from a jour of housework, and she was hurt par the harsh words of her stepmother, and she could no longer stand it...
10- Sarah: I can ours it no longer! Goblin King! Goblin King! Wherever toi may be take this child of mine far away from me!
Goblin: That's not it! Where did she get that rubbish? It doesn't even start with "I wish!"
11- Jareth: toi have thirteen hours in which to solve the labyrinth, before your baby brother becomes one of us... forever.
12- Hoggle: And toi wouldn't be so Rebelle if you'd ever smelled the Bog of Eternal Stench. It's, it's...
Sarah: Is that all it does, is smell?
Hoggle: Oh, believe me, that's enough! But the worst thing is, if toi so much as set a foot in the Bog of Stench, you'll smell bad for the rest of your life. It'll never wash off.
13- Jareth: Well, what have we here?
Hoggle: Oh, uh, nothin'.
Jareth: [removing his disguise at the last second] Nothing? Nothing? NOTHING? Nothing, tra la la?
14- Sarah: You're horrible!
Hoggle: No, I ain't. I'm Hoggle.
15- Ludo: SMELL BAD!
16-Stepmother: She treats me like a wicked stepmother in a fairy story, no matter what I say.
17Jareth: I've brought toi a gift.
Sarah: What is it?
Jareth: It's a crystal. Nothing more. But if toi turn it this way and look into it, it will montrer toi your dreams. But this is not a gift for an ordinary girl who takes care of a screaming baby.
18- Sarah: Ow! It bit me!
Hoggle: What'd toi expect fées to do?
Sarah: I thought they did nice things, like... like granting wishes.
Hoggle: Shows what *you* know, don't it?
19- Sarah: Okay, let's handle this thing logically. What exactly have toi sworn?
Didymus: I have sworn with my life's blood, none shall pass this way without *my* permission!
Sarah: Well... May we have your permission?
Didymus: Well I, uh... I... that is, uh... hm... Yes?
20- Didymus: Sir Ludo, canst thou summon up the very rocks?
Ludo: Sure. Rocks friends.
21- Jareth: toi remind me of the babe.
Goblin: What babe?
Jareth: The babe with the power.
Goblin: What power?
Jareth: The power of voodoo.
Goblin: Who do?
Jareth: toi do.
Goblin: Do what?
Jareth: Remind me of the babe.
22- The Worm: 'Allo.
Sarah: Did toi say... hello?
The Worm: No, I a dit "'allo," but that's close enough.
Sarah: Oh... you're a worm, aren't you?
The Worm: Yeah, that's right.
Sarah: toi don't par any chance know the way through this labyrinth, do you?
The Worm: Who, me? No, I'm just a worm. Say, come inside, and meet the missus.
23- The Worm: If she'd 'ave kept on goin' down that way she'd 'ave gone straight to that castle.
24- Jareth: Everything I've done, I've done for you. I déplacer the stars for no one.
25- Jareth: Your eyes can be so cruel, just as I can be so cruel.
26- Jareth: Sarah, go back to your room. Play with your toys and your costumes. Forget about the baby.
27- Hoggle: This is an oubliette, labyrinth's full of 'em.
Sarah: Really. I didn't know that.
Hoggle: Oh don't act so smart. toi don't even know what an oubliette is.
Sarah: Do you?
Hoggle: Yes. It's a place toi put people... to forget about 'em!
28- Sarah: Give me the child.
Jareth: Sarah, beware. I have been generous up 'til now. I can be cruel.
Sarah: Generous? What have toi done that's generous?
Jareth: *Everything*! Everything that toi wanted I have done. toi asked that the child be taken. I took him. toi cowered before me, I was frightening. I have reordered time. I have turned the world upside down, and I have done it all for *you*! I am exhausted from living up to your expectations of me. Isn't that generous?
29- Guard: Well, the only way out of here is to try one of these doors!
Guard: One of them leads to the château at the end of the labyrinth, and the other one leads to...
Guard: Ba-baba-BOOM!
Guard: Certain DEATH!
Guard: Ooooooooooooohhhhh!
30- Fiery 1: When your thing gets wild, chilly down, chilly down!
31- Jareth: Higgle...
Hoggle: Hoggle!
Jareth: Yes, If I thought that for one seconde that toi would betray me, I would be forced to suspend you, head first, in the Bog of Eternal Stench.
Hoggle: [falls to his knees] Oh no! Your Majesty, not the eternal stench!
Jareth: Oh, yes!
32- Jareth: [to Toby] In 9 hours and 23 minutes... you'll be mine.
33- Jareth: Hello, Hedgewart.
Sarah: Hogwart.
Hoggle: Hog-gle!
34- Hoggle: toi have to understand my position. I'm a coward. And Jareth scares me.
Sarah: What kind of a position is that?
Hoggle: No position! That's my point.
35- Sarah: That's not fair!
Jareth: toi say that so often, I wonder what your basis for comparison is?
36- Sarah: You're him, aren't you? You're the Goblin King! I want my brother back, please, if it's all the same.
Jareth: What's a dit is said.
Sarah: But, I didn't mean it.
Jareth: Oh, toi didn't?
37- Jareth: Tell me Sarah, what do toi think of my labyrinth?
38- The Hat: It's so stimulating being your hat.
39- Jareth: Turn back, Sarah. Turn back before it's too late.
Sarah: I can't. Don't toi understand I can't?
Jareth: What a pity.
40- Jareth: So, the Labyrinth is a piece of cake, is it? Well, let's see how toi deal with this little slice...
41- [Ludo and Didymus are fighting, Didymus climbs up Ludo's back]
Didymus: All right then! I can conquer this mountain!
42- Jareth: How toi turn my world, toi precious thing.
43- Jareth: It's only forever, not long at all.
44- [last lines]
Didymus: I say, does anyone want to play a game of Scrabble?
45- Hoggle: Them's my rightful property. It's not fair.
Sarah: No, it isn't. But that's the way it is.
46- [repeated line]
Sarah: It's not fair!
47- Jareth: Well? Laugh.
48- Sarah: Help! Stop it! Help!
Helping Hand: What do toi mean "help"? We *are* helping.
Different Helping Hand: We're Helping Hands.
Sarah: You're hurting!
Helping Hand: Would toi like us to let go? Heh-heh...
[They loosen their grip, Sarah starts to slide downward]
Sarah: No!
[They catch hold of her again]
Helping Hand: Well then, come on, which way?
Sarah: Which way?
Helping Hand: Up, ou down?
Sarah: Oh...
Helping Hand: Come on, come on.
Different Helping Hand: We haven't got all day.
Different Helping Hand: Well, it's a big decision for her.
Different Helping Hand: Which way do toi want to go, hm?
Sarah: Oh.
Helping Hand: Yes, which way?
Sarah: Well... since I'm pointed that way, I guess I'll go down.
Helping Hand: She chose DOOOOOWN!
Different Helping Hand: She chose *down*? Heh!
[they let go]
Sarah: Was that wrong?
Helping Hand: Too late now!
49- Goblin: Your mother is a fraggin' aardvark!
50- First Statue: Don't go on...
seconde Statue: Go back, while toi still can...
Third Statue: This is not the way...
Fourth Statue: Take heed, and go no further...
Fifth Statue: Beware, beware...
Sixth Statue: Soon it will be too late...
Hoggle: Ah, don't pay any attention to them, they're just false alarms. toi get a lot of them in the Labyrinth, especially when you're on the right track.
Seventh Statue: Oh, no you're not!
Hoggle: Oh, shut up.
Seventh Statue: I'm sorry, I'm just doing my job.
Hoggle: Well, toi don't have to do it to us.
Eighth Statue: [deep, booming voice] Beware, for...
Hoggle: Just forget it.
Eighth Statue: [normal voice] Oh, please. I haven't a dit it in such a long time.
Hoggle: Oh, all right. But don't expect a big reaction.
Eighth Statue: No, no, no, of course not.
Eighth Statue: [clears throat, deep, booming voice] For the path toi will take will lead toi to certain destruction!
[normal voice]
Eighth Statue: Thank toi very much.
51- Didymus: [finally entering the castle] Well, come on then!
Sarah: No! I have to face him alone.
Didymus: But why?
Sarah: Because that's the way it's done!
Didymus: Well, if that is the way it is done, then that is the way toi must do it. But, should toi need us...
Hoggle: Yes, should toi need us...
Sarah: I'll call.
52- Goblin Gunner: FIRE!
[He touches a match to the cannon, and a spiked ball fires. The Heroes duck, and it smashes into a wall, sticking there]
Goblin Cannonball: I hit something! Yes? No?
53- Didymus: [facing the entire Goblin army] All right, charge!
[a canon, cannon fires, and Ambrocious does a quick about-turn and flees]
Didymus: Whoa, not that way! You're going the wrong way! THE BATTLE'S BEHIND US!
54- Didymus: Ambrocious, unlock this door!
[a spear point taps him on the shoulder, and someone clears his throat. Didymus turns around, and sees a squad of mounted goblins pointing their spears at his chest]
Didymus: So, had enough, eh? All right then, throw down your weapons, and I'll see that you're well-treated.
55- Didymus: Was that my stomach ou yours, Ambrocious?
56- Goblin: Jump that magic jump on me! Slap that baby, make him free!
57- Ludo: [in the mirror] Goodbye, Sarah.
Didymus: And remember, fair maiden, should toi need us...
Hoggle: Yes, should toi need us, for any reason at all...
Sarah: I need you, Hoggle.
Hoggle: toi do?
Sarah: [nods] I don't know why, but every now and again in my life - for no reason at all - I need you. All of you.
Hoggle: toi do? Well... WHY DIDN'T toi SAY SO?
[she spins around and sees them all in her room, including the goblins. She hugs them all, and a huge party begins]
58- The camelote, indésirable Lady: What's the matter, my dear, don't toi like your toys?
Sarah: [comes to her senses] It's all junk!
The camelote, indésirable Lady: [picks up a musique box] Well, what about this? This is not junk, eh?
Sarah: [smashes musique box] Yes, it is!
[Sarah's room crumbles without her notice]
Sarah: I have to save Toby!
59- Hoggle: [sadly, after Sarah broke free from the crystal] Oh, she'll never forgive me. What have I done? I've Lost my only friend. That's what I've done.
60- Sarah: [after eating the peach] Hoggle, what've toi done?
Hoggle: [leaves in fear] Oh, damn you, Jareth. And damn me, too.
61- [Sarah is running away from the feu Gang]
Fiery 1: Hey, lady! It's against the rules to throwing other people's heads!
Firey 2: Yo! You're only allowed to throw your own head!
Firey 5: Yeah, that's right!
62- Sarah: [during battle] Ludo, call the rocks!
63- Jareth: I ask so little. Just let me rule you, and toi can have everything that toi want.
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