1. Steal all of his clothes and replace them for dresses.
2. Invite the Viscount of Druitt over and tell him toi found his ‘sweet Robin’.
3. Kidnap Sebastian and take him far away.
4. Then tell Ciel Sebastian decided to quit.
5. Call him a brat.
6. Ask whether ou not he’s in l’amour with Sebastian.
7. Whenever he says he isn’t wink seductively at him.
8. Give sugar to his servants and persuade them to actually do their job.
9. Ignore him and refuse to do everything he orders toi to do.
10. Start calling him ‘Lassie’ and throw dog treats at him.
11. Grab a bunch of stray chats off the rue and...
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