California Gurls

If toi want me, a cerise on top, the pick of the peck,
The crème de la crop.
If toi want me toi better do better than that tonight.
Oh, Oh.
If toi want me, it takes plus than a wink,
And plus than a twink and plus than toi think.
If toi want me you're gunna have to break the bank, tonight.
Cuz some don't have the patience, some call me high-maintenance
But toi pay the bill, cuz, that's the deal.

If toi wanna ride, just name your price don't play cheap, with your heart
Don't make a bet if toi can't write the check, for me, for me.
Cuz I can be bought, but you'll pay the cost
If toi can afford me

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