. Don't tell us when toi think other girls are hot. 2. Whenever possible, please say whatever toi have to say during commercials. 3. If toi don't act like soap-opera guys, don't expect us to dress like Victoria Secret models. 4. This is how we see it . . . Don't call = Don't Care. 5. Which also means that if we don't call, take the hint. 6. We like toi to be a little jealous . . . but overly possessive is not necessary. 7. We're allowed to be late . . . toi are not. 8. Don't take longer to get ready than we do. 9. Girls can be groupies. Guy groupies are stalkers. 10. Do not start with us. toi will not win... not kidding ... we ALWAYS win. 11. If toi ask nicely, we usually answer the same way. 12. We will never have enough clothes ou shoes! 13. We have an excuse to act bitchy at least once a month. 14. Open the door for us no matter where we are . . . even at our house and getting into the car. 15. We l’amour surprises! 16. We liked to be kissed softly, not with an iron tongue. 17. Pay attention to the little things we do, because they mean the most. 18. Boxers and maybe boxeur, boxer briefs sometimes . . . NEVER whitey-tighties, NEVER! 19. Clean your room before we come over. 20. Always brush your teeth before toi see us . . . a fresh mouth and white teeth are a necessity. 21. Even though toi are sometimes insensitive and hurt us, we still l’amour toi with everything we are. 22. Sometimes even when toi think we hate you, we don't, we just want toi to apologize so we can be allowed to l’amour toi again. 23. Sensitive guys are great . . . but crying plus than we do in a movie just isn't right. 24. DON'T LET EX-GIRLFRIENDS CAUSE DRAMA, RELATIONSHIPS ARE STRESSFUL ENOUGH!!!!! 25. It takes a special kind of stupid to forget birthdays. 26. "Fat Chicks" have feelings too. 27. Silent treatment, shoulder shrugs, tears, yelling and nasty looks all add up to … toi DID SOMETHING WRONG! 28. If toi are not a good dancer, please be self-aware. 29. Just because a girl doesn't pick up on the first ring doesn't mean she's not waiting par the phone. 30. toi don't have to spend a lot, if it means a lot. 31. Don't say toi l’amour me if toi don't mean it. 32. Don't ever lie to us; we always find out. (CARDINAL RULE) 33. When the girls get together, we talk about EVERYTHING. Meaning my best Friends know everything about you. 34. When we’re cold, give us your jacket. 35. Sometimes "NO!" really means "NO!" 36. Don't say toi understand when toi don't. 37. Girls are petty; get over it. We like to start fights. 38. toi don't have PMS, so don't act like toi know what it's like. Don't try to understand...believe me toi never will. 39. Saying something sweet might get toi off the hook; doing something sweet will always get toi off the hook. 40. We don't like it when toi act like Mr. Big. 41. A system in your car only impresses your homeboys. 42. We are Drama queens; never forget that. 43. Fashion police do exist. 44. We absolutely DO NOT care about monster trucks, car systems, paintball, ou anything else toi and your Friends talk about. 45. Hugs and kisses must be donné at all times. 46. Don't make bets about us; we always find out; toi may think we don't know, but WE DO! 47. Even if toi think it is cool to burp, fart, ou emit other strange gases from your body, it is not. 48. It is not cool to shoot snot rockets. 49. We are beautiful at all times. 50. toi can shoot hoops, score a goal, knock down big fat guys, and hit a little baseball with a stick, so why can't toi aim in the toilet and not on it. 51. Most importantly: we are always right in one way ou another so don’t forget that!
Sooo, first, iloveyou<3(:
We have been freinds for a while now..cx' &' its been awesome. :D Yeeeh i l’amour talkinqq' to yuu.c:
especially when yuur hyperr. o.o its funny.(x Im qoinq to steal yuur skittles. >:) SInce, Kathleen won't i will >;D Then, we'll haras austin mahone toqether.xD then toi can ask justin's mom if toi can marry him.o: Althouqh, shes qnna say no.xD Anyywhore, im really hyper.. ._. and were talkinqq on meebo so this is takinqq really lonqq.D: Okii, well iloveyou &' we r always qnna be Friends no matter what<3(:
~Lindzy<3(;
We have been freinds for a while now..cx' &' its been awesome. :D Yeeeh i l’amour talkinqq' to yuu.c:
especially when yuur hyperr. o.o its funny.(x Im qoinq to steal yuur skittles. >:) SInce, Kathleen won't i will >;D Then, we'll haras austin mahone toqether.xD then toi can ask justin's mom if toi can marry him.o: Althouqh, shes qnna say no.xD Anyywhore, im really hyper.. ._. and were talkinqq on meebo so this is takinqq really lonqq.D: Okii, well iloveyou &' we r always qnna be Friends no matter what<3(:
~Lindzy<3(;
KATY--> she's wierd and funny cx she used too steal MY skittles D: not anymore..i think she forgot ._. good.
anyhooe this girl right here is reallllllyyyy fun and easy to talk to tooo , mess wiff hur? your dead meat (; easy as that bitch. (; oh and ILOVEYOU.♥
LINDZY-->this gurrrl is awesomely aléatoire wierd and funny , we never talk anymore D: gett yooo' cul, ass on gurl.
anyhooe hurt her? fuckin' hell in your lyyfe.xp
DREE--> seriosly D:< GET UR cul, ass ON! your NEVER on ._. anywhore..shes's easy to talk too..and she has a boyfriend SO BACK THE FUCK OF DUDEZ D: oh and shes mine (;
NIKKI---> THE FUURSST FRIEND i knew on hea.
shes always there fooee me x3 i l’amour her to bit and pieces i'll never replace huur. we have the same birth date...im her hunnybee..shes a ninja e.o beware..
we never talk anymore...-__- so ya kindly get yooo' cul, ass on D: plzzz?
im too lazy to right the rest D:
i'll do it suivant thursdaaaaaaaaaaaaay.c:
kbyyyyyye.
anyhooe this girl right here is reallllllyyyy fun and easy to talk to tooo , mess wiff hur? your dead meat (; easy as that bitch. (; oh and ILOVEYOU.♥
LINDZY-->this gurrrl is awesomely aléatoire wierd and funny , we never talk anymore D: gett yooo' cul, ass on gurl.
anyhooe hurt her? fuckin' hell in your lyyfe.xp
DREE--> seriosly D:< GET UR cul, ass ON! your NEVER on ._. anywhore..shes's easy to talk too..and she has a boyfriend SO BACK THE FUCK OF DUDEZ D: oh and shes mine (;
NIKKI---> THE FUURSST FRIEND i knew on hea.
shes always there fooee me x3 i l’amour her to bit and pieces i'll never replace huur. we have the same birth date...im her hunnybee..shes a ninja e.o beware..
we never talk anymore...-__- so ya kindly get yooo' cul, ass on D: plzzz?
im too lazy to right the rest D:
i'll do it suivant thursdaaaaaaaaaaaaay.c:
kbyyyyyye.