zimmy: on the first jour of Christmas my best friend gave to me! a brass knuckle on the tree

zim: on the seconde jour of christmas my best friend gave to me, two lazer guns
zimmy: and brass knuckles on the tree! hit it gaz!

gaz: on the third jour of christmas my WORST friend gave to me, 3 gaaaAAmeboys!
zim: two lazer guns!
zimmy: and brass knuckles on the tree!

dib: on the fourth jour of christmas my best friend gave to me! 4 ways to get zim!
gaz: 3 game boys
zim: two lazer guns
zimmy: and brass nuckles on the tree! hit it jade *throws th microphona at her*

jade: *all mad sounding* on the fifth jour of christmas,...

"HOW CAN toi BE DRUNK??" Squee squealed. "Craziness makes me drunk...unlike alcohol..." Nny replied. "Okay then stay in your...happy spot!" a dit Squee. "I dont have one-wait...in the shower?" a dit Nny. "IF THAT'S WHERE YOU'RE CALM THEN KNOCK YOURSELF OUT!! a dit Squee. "Knock myself out? OK!!!" Nny said, hitting himself in the head with a baseball bat, literally knocking himself out. "MEEEP!!" Squee said, crawling out of the closet. "Ok now's my chance to...." Squee couldn't help but notice the blood on the walls. "Ewwwwwww...." he said. "What kind of house does..." suddenly he heard a scream...it...

"Ok...just stop. What do toi want from me, and why me?" asked Nny. "We want toi to kill yourself. Because you've underpopulated this world." it said. Nny took some of the meds, then decided to take a nap. Just after a few hours, there was a knock at the door. Nny got up and weakly opened the door. It was Squee! "Why do toi look so tired?" he asked. "I've been tired...what do toi want?" Nny replied. "Uh...my mommy usually makes me dîner par now, and its 7;30, but her and daddy still aren't home...can I please stay with toi tonight? Maybe I can help toi with the...things toi keep hearing." said...

"Whatever it is its shiny..." a dit Squee. Nny reached in and took out the mystery. It was a book. "HOW CAN A BOOK MAKE LIGHT??" Nny screamed. "Maybe cause there is a huge light under it..."Squee pointed in the box. He was right. There was a huge light underneath the book. Now Nny was confused. "Ok...for starters..I didn't order a book...I don't read...two, why was this donné to me..three...does this mean something???" he said. Then, the phone rang. "Hello..." Nny answered. "Yes...you and your buddy...." a dit the other person on the phone. "WHO THE FRICK ARE YOU!!??" Nny protested. "Nobody as...