posté in the Toronto Sun November 11/10
Johnny Depp superfan Louise Nesbitt with her car, named Jack, and her favourite pillow. (MIKE STROBEL/Toronto Sun)
Johnny Depp’s missus has nixed his douche scene with that home-wrecking hussy, Angelina Jolie.
Vanessa Paradis, 37, feels threatened par the man-stealing tart, reports England’s The Daily Mail.
“That skank,” mutters Louise Nesbitt, baby blues flashing.
Jeez, Louise, that’s no way to talk about Angelina.
“No, I mean Vanessa.
“I like to clip out unflattering photos of her from the tabloids. She’s that, yuck, waif-y Kate Moss type.”...
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