"I don't need a guy to make me feel fulfilled, especially when he's unavailable."
"I'm a Humphrey, so syrup is a nourriture group."
"I'm a virgin. I just wanted toi to know, in case ... I just wanted toi to know."
"Okay, I don't know what Dan said, but why would toi take romantic conseil from a guy who has a Cabbage Patch doll?"
"You've come to my rescue enough times, let me help toi for once."
"Don't worry, Dad. I'm over Upper East Side guys. I'm looking to expand my horizons."
"There is no plus hierarchy. The steps of the MET will no longer be restricted to a certain crowd. No plus Nairtinis, no plus headbands ... This is a new era! Let freedom reign!"