Title: The Consequences of Fame
Summary: Joe's thoughts about the paparazzi always being in his business
Author's Note: I don't own anybody. Please review.

DJ Danger's Personal Blog:

The paparazzi are pathetic. I understand that they are only doing their jobs to get the money to support their families and that as both musicians and actors we should expect the public, namely our fans, should want to know as much about us and our personal lives as they can which means the gossip magazines and the paparazzi have to be "all up in our business" as much as they can.

Heck I can't even go out for a nice cold ice cappuccino in my flip flops without having several cameras coming around the cars in the parking lot snapping pictures of me and screaming questions, which half the time I don't even answer. Why should I have to tell them anything about me that I would prefer to keep private? My fans don't need to know everything about me, though i do l’amour them. I mean without them my brothers and I wouldn't be "living the dream".

Anyway, the current reason I am mad about the media is that I am just having dîner with my friend Pixie to discuss maybe écriture a song with her and catching up like any other Friends who haven't seen each other in awhile. But the stupid media made a false article that a dit that I was on a hot rendez-vous amoureux, date with a hot blonde which of course made my Jemi fans go all up in arms that I was a jerk for "dating" Pixie when the magazines have a dit that me and Miss Demi Lovato are in an open relationship and lose their faith about me and Demi getting together.

Let me explain myself: For one as stated before Pixie and I aren't on a date, I like Pixie as a friend, that is it. Yes she is a a talented person and is really pretty but I have no romantic feelings for her at all. Two: for the last four months I have been in a secret but very romantic, loving relationship with the women of my dreams but I can't express to the public of my l’amour for her until she turns 18 and we decide how we want to announce our relationship. Let's just say I am a 100% Jemi fan as well.

Let me give toi a few moments to guess who my girlfriend will be (Jeopardy music). If toi guessed that I am currently dating the extremely talented, beautiful inside and out, cutely quirky young women named Demetria Devone Lovato, toi are right. Demi and I got together after I got so fed up of hiding my true feelings for her for two years and pretending that we were just "friends" even though she still is my best friend as well as my girlfriend. Plus it was after our "Camp Rock" smooch, man was that a wonderful jour when my lips finally met an angel's lips, sorry got off topic, so I was on nuage 9 already and decided to make this daydream a reality.

So I went to her hotel room and after kicking Alison out of the room, still l’amour toi Demi, I confessed my l’amour and we spent the suivant 20 minutes talking, snuggling on her lit and of course giving each other plus of those cœur, coeur stopping kisses until Ali got fed up of waiting and came back. For all the guys out there, I have never heard a girl's squeal that was so high pitched as Ali before she leaped on the lit and gave us a choke worthy hug. Then she ran out of the room screaming "Jemi is finally here" and banging on the rest of the casts' doors.

It turns out that our loving family and close Friends had made up bracelets saying "Jemi" that they wore around their wrists and made a promise not to take it off until we finally started dating and that they were all Jemi fans, well ok so i knew that they were fans of me and Demi getting together. They had been bugging both me and Demi to tell each other of our not so secret l’amour for each other and had been bugging each other to tell the other person.

Anyway back to how much I hate the media, before we left to go accueil after recording Demi and I sat down and a dit that the media will always be hounding us for relationship news and that they will take photos of us hanging with our opposite gender Friends and making up rumours of us dating that person to sell plus magazines. But we had to believe that our relationship was a strong one that wouldn't be brought down par rumours and gossip cause we had a strong foundation of friendship, trust and l’amour to build our relationship on and not let the rumours and gossip we will hear in the suivant few months break up down ou make us think that our partner isn't being faithful to us.

Let me explain that I would never think of cheating ou pursuing any other girl except for my Demi. I l’amour Demi with all of my cœur, coeur and have been in l’amour with her for two years. The only reason I have dated other girls since meeting Demi is because I didn't think i had a chance in well toi know of Demi loving me back so I had to gather up my pride and go on with me life, even when my cœur, coeur was breaking at the thought of dating someone other then my girl. But none of them could compare to my girl and Demi had my cœur, coeur so I couldn't really give the person i was dating my full feelings so that is one of the reasons me and the girl eventually broke up.

I know that when Demi and I come out with our relationship that media will never leave us alone and will be hounding us for pictures, even though we have hung out before and never got caught par the media. We have gotten really good about dodging the media, though our fans would have loved candid photos of us hanging out, over the last two years so maybe when we come out, we will use those skills to not get caught par the media, that way we won't be the subject of gossip and rumours, though the media is good at making up stuff because they can't find pictures to build up a story so they make one up.

Those are my feelings about the media. I have to go eat dinner.
DJ Danger out, Later peeps.