not really a question but....

I was lire this Jadis fanfiction and this line cracked me up cuz Jadis would say this

"Evelyn!" A shrill voice reached Evelyn's ears. She groaned aloud, before burying her head into her pillows.
"Yes, Mother?" She said, raising her head towards Jadis who was glaring at her.
"I have some business to do outside, if toi want, toi may accompany me," She said, before turning on her heel, and walking away without so much as waiting for Evelyn's reply. She rolled her eyes. That was Mother's way of, Get your cul, ass out of bed; I don't trust toi not to burn the château down.