Song: link
Newark, Neigh Jersey. 2002
Pierce: *Walks out of the airport, and into a taxi* Ah, it feels great to be back.
Taxi Pony: Where to?
Pierce: Stop anywhere on Canal Street.
Taxi Pony: *Drives the car*
Police Ponies: *Turning on sirens on their car*
Taxi Pony: Aw, what the hell? *Stops*
Police Pony: *Opens taxi door* Mr. Hawkins, come with us.
Pierce: *Gets out of the taxi, and is escorted into a police car par the cops*
Police Pony: *Drives with sirens on, and is going extremely fast*
Pierce: Long time no see officer.
Police Pony: No shit. So, how did toi enjoy your time in San Franciscolt?
Pierce: It was good. How did toi know I went in there?
Police Pony: *Enters the Holland tunnel* We know everything.
Pierce: Either that, ou toi hired the FBI to follow me.
Police Pony: Fuck you. We hate the FBI, they always screw things up for us, *Stops at a traffic light* Now do yourself a favor, and don't screw things up for us!
Police poney 2: *Kicks Pierce out of the car*
Police Pony: *Drives away*
Pierce: *Walks onto a sidewalk* Ugh, my boss won't be too happy about this. If he finds out that the cops knew what I was doing in San Fran, I'm done for, then there's the Hetfords. They really don't wanna see me anywhere around Midtown. Good thing I'm nowhere near there now.
Pierce got into another taxi cab. Playing on the radio was the instrumental version of Business par Eminem: link
Taxi Pony: Where to?
Pierce: Brooklyn.
Taxi Pony: toi got it. *Drives to Brooklyn*
The taxi passed a really giant, and loud TV screen on a building.
SeanTheHedgehog Presents
Pony: Attention citizens of Manehattan, Mayor Jack Kasse has some important news for all of you!
Ponies: *Cheering*
In association with WindWakerGuy430
Jack Kasse: Thank toi very much. I appreciate toi all cheering for me. Now, as the other poney a dit earlier, I have some important news that concerns all of you. *Clears his throat, and grabs a paper with his speech* toi are not allowed to leave the city of Manehattan under any circumstances. If toi do, I will rape you. I will rape you, along with any police officer that sees toi making any attempts to leave our glorious city. toi are still allowed to go into Brooklyn, but every other city is off limits. This is the price toi pay for having an alicorn as your mayor. Ever since 9/11, terrorists have been coming here, and we will not let anyone leave until all the terrorists die.
Pierce: Jack is a fucking nutcase.
A My Little poney fan Fiction
The taxi starts going over the Manehattan bridge.
Jack Kasse: To enforce the new law, all airports have been closed down, and all roads leading out of the city have been closed off. All harbors are closed, and we will have an increased amount of police helicopters patrolling every part of the city.
Grand Theft Ponies: Manehattan
Pierce: *Looks in the Hudson river, and sees two ferries going across*
Jack Kasse: Subways will remain in operation, but any trains that leave this city will be blown up, and every survivor will be raped, and be in jail for twenty years.
Starring Pierce Hawkins from SeanTheHedgehog
Taxi Pony: *Enters Brooklyn* Want me to keep going?
Pierce: Turn left, then go straight for three blocks. After that, toi can stop.
Firearm from WindWakerGuy430
Taxi Pony: *Goes left, then keeps going straight*
Pierce: Like I said, go straight on this road for only three blocks.
Taxi Pony: I heard toi the first time pal.
Also starring Jack Kasse, Browning, Arthur Grossman, and Nick
Taxi Pony: *Stops in front of Firearm's apartment*
Pierce: *Gets out*
Taxi Pony: *Drives away*
The song fades away as Pierce walks into an apartment to visit his friend.
Firearm: *Eating cereal while looking at a newspaper* I swear, finding work gets harder and harder each day.
Pierce: *Knocks on the door*
Firearm: Who's there?
Pierce: It's Pierce. Pierce Hawkins?
Firearm: Come on in buddy.
Pierce: *Walks into the apartment* How is that job thing doing for you?
Firearm: I can't seem to find any work. I swear, there is a real problem, and really hurting my bank account.
Pierce: Yeah, Manehattan will do that to you. I was making plans on leaving, but thanks to our idiotic mayor, we can't leave. Did toi ever consider joining a gang?
Firearm: No, I didn't think of it.
Pierce: Would toi like to rejoindre my gang?
Firearm: Well, if I refuse, I'll just end up on the streets.
Pierce: Alright. We'll take my car.
The two stallions walked towards Pierce's 2001 Flam Wrestler Bullet.
Pierce: My boss is on Washington Avenue. *Gets in with Firearm, and drives*
2 B Continued