Hi just wanted to let toi know, I will be taking a short break from my writing.I have exams coming and I can't really be on fanpop long during that time.




[b]Chapter one of Once upon a time...will be up par friday, and Chapter five of Painful Memories should be up par saturday.Sorry for the wait!





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bree

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Sayings I luv



Twilight Oath

I promise to remember Bella


Each time I carelessly fall down


And I promise to remember Edward


Whenever I'm out of town


I promise to obey traffic laws


For Charlie's sake of course


And I promise to remember Jacob


When my cœur, coeur fills with remorse


I promise to remember Carlisle


Whenever I am in the emergency room

And I promise to remember Emmett


Everytime there's a huge boom


I promise to to remember Rose


Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty


And I promise to remember Alice


When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me


I promise to remember Nessie


When I see that beautiful bronze hair


And I promise to remember Esme


When someone tells me they care


I promise to remember Jasper


Whenever my stomach isn't curled


And I promise to remember the Volturi


When someone speaks of dominating the world


Yes, I promise to l’amour Twilight


Wherever I may go


So that all may see my obsession


Because I know what the Twilighters know

toi say Pink,
I say black!
toi say the Harry Potter series,
I say the Twilight series!
toi say the Jonas Brothers are hot,
I say the Cullen brothers are HOTTER!
toi say Miley Cyrus,
I say Taylor Swift!
toi say Harry and Ginny,
I say Edward and Bella!
toi say Werewolves,
I say Vampires!
toi say Team Jacob,
I say Team Edward 4 ever!
toi say toi hate Twilight,
I say I hate YOU!

lI understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no fucking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically emballage, wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why isn't notebook paper constantly suffocating students while they take notes in class? I'll tell toi why: because paper can't beat anybody; a rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/paper/scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to beat me with their paper I can coup de poing them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "Oh shit, I'm sorry. I thought paper would protect you, toi asshole!"

Alice in Wonderland Oh! Is that the story of Alice before she went into the Asylum?

Your shin (n): a device used to find furniture in the dark

They say "guns don't kill people; people kill people", but I think pistolets help. If toi just stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think toi would kill too many people.