ms bitters: hello children id like to introduce five new slime balls. rocky, lyra, zap, ejo, and vixen. NOW SIT!
lyra: NO toi SIT! eh*blushes* sorry... um i have multiple personality syndrome... dont pay ANY attention to lith...
ms bitters: *hisses* whos lith?
lyra: thats my OTHER per- toi IDIOT NOW WHAT HAVE toi SAID?! my other personality... if toi hear any outbreaks thats just HER.
rocky: salut whats up im rocky...
ms bitters: toi slimeball in the middle
rocky: yes.
ms bitters: PUT ON A SHIRT!
aléatoire girl: *tackles ms bitters* toi wont make him put on a shirt!
all girls in class: NO SHIRT! NEVER WEAR A SHIRT! *sigh*
rocky: uh... okay.
ms bitters: *throws the girl back into her seat*
aléatoire girl: *lands in her siège upside down* help!
ms bitters: WATCH YOURSELVES! and if no one wants toi to put on a chemise then fine...
rocky: cool. *helps the girl upwright*
torque: even i fall for for that guy... his charima and charm are overwhelming...
girl: *swoons* your bare chest it its blinding *goes blind* AHHH HELP!
zap: hello children i am zap...
ejo: im ejo.... but toi can call me cujo. ou jo
torque: why cujo?
ejo: iuhhhu
torque: whatever...
vixen: hello im vixen.
girl: what that thing on your cheek?
vixen: nothing *pentagram turns blue*
ms bitters: take a siège children
rocky: but none are open.
ms bitters: *presses button five students are telepoted away and toi hear horrible screams*
rocky: okay.*lifts a aléatoire kid out of his siège suivant to claire and sits down*
claire: hi!
rocky: salut nice shirt.
claire: *giggles* im claire
rocky: really? *smiles*
zap: *sits suivant to vixen*
ejo: sits suivant to aléatoire child*
girl: your weird...
ejo: *growls*
lyra: *sits suivant to claire and rocky* hey.
rocky: hi
claire: hey
lyra: WHYT THEM?! THERE UGLY! lith! shut up!*growls*
LATER AT RECESS...
girls: rocky! come skip rope! come hang out!
aléatoire one: l’amour ME!
rocky: uhhh im good *pushes away with finger*
aléatoire one: HE TOUCHED ME! *faints*
claire: wow they are really going gaga for you...*frowns*
rocky: *laughs* no one could replace you.*puts arm around her*
aléatoire one: *tackles claire*
claire: *punches out*
rocky: i l’amour you.
claire: giggles*
zap: hi vixen!
vixen: oh hey.
zap: so how are you?
vixen: im good. *pentagram turns purple*
ejo: hi lyra.
lyra: OH YOUR CUTE! lith shut it! im sorry i really dont think your cute...*sheepish smile*
dib: *inspects each new kid* hmmm... odd that a aléatoire new kid would like toi after only an hour! claire! i know your secret!
claire: okay... we hooked up over summer he just enrolled.
dib: oh really?! isnt it suspicious that zim is gone? and claire i know your an alien!
rocky: toi bastard how dare toi insult her! *punches dib*
dib: OW! *punches back*
gaz: *still in bubble* dib your an idiot.
rocky: *dodges and knocks dib out*
gaz: *eyes open* wow toi just knocked out my brother... wow...
rocky: uh ya i did...*puts arm back around claire*
gaz: *walks away*
AT THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN...
zim: GIR GET ME OUT!!
gir: i want my cake zim i reallly dooo!
zim: if toi let me out ill make toi a huge cake and get toi a pet squirrel!
gir: haaaaaaaaaaa nooo way master!
zim: yes yes ill get toi a ton of acne blast too!
gir: *faints*
zim: DAMMIT! NOW HE'LL BE ASLEEP FOR HOURS!
lyra: NO toi SIT! eh*blushes* sorry... um i have multiple personality syndrome... dont pay ANY attention to lith...
ms bitters: *hisses* whos lith?
lyra: thats my OTHER per- toi IDIOT NOW WHAT HAVE toi SAID?! my other personality... if toi hear any outbreaks thats just HER.
rocky: salut whats up im rocky...
ms bitters: toi slimeball in the middle
rocky: yes.
ms bitters: PUT ON A SHIRT!
aléatoire girl: *tackles ms bitters* toi wont make him put on a shirt!
all girls in class: NO SHIRT! NEVER WEAR A SHIRT! *sigh*
rocky: uh... okay.
ms bitters: *throws the girl back into her seat*
aléatoire girl: *lands in her siège upside down* help!
ms bitters: WATCH YOURSELVES! and if no one wants toi to put on a chemise then fine...
rocky: cool. *helps the girl upwright*
torque: even i fall for for that guy... his charima and charm are overwhelming...
girl: *swoons* your bare chest it its blinding *goes blind* AHHH HELP!
zap: hello children i am zap...
ejo: im ejo.... but toi can call me cujo. ou jo
torque: why cujo?
ejo: iuhhhu
torque: whatever...
vixen: hello im vixen.
girl: what that thing on your cheek?
vixen: nothing *pentagram turns blue*
ms bitters: take a siège children
rocky: but none are open.
ms bitters: *presses button five students are telepoted away and toi hear horrible screams*
rocky: okay.*lifts a aléatoire kid out of his siège suivant to claire and sits down*
claire: hi!
rocky: salut nice shirt.
claire: *giggles* im claire
rocky: really? *smiles*
zap: *sits suivant to vixen*
ejo: sits suivant to aléatoire child*
girl: your weird...
ejo: *growls*
lyra: *sits suivant to claire and rocky* hey.
rocky: hi
claire: hey
lyra: WHYT THEM?! THERE UGLY! lith! shut up!*growls*
LATER AT RECESS...
girls: rocky! come skip rope! come hang out!
aléatoire one: l’amour ME!
rocky: uhhh im good *pushes away with finger*
aléatoire one: HE TOUCHED ME! *faints*
claire: wow they are really going gaga for you...*frowns*
rocky: *laughs* no one could replace you.*puts arm around her*
aléatoire one: *tackles claire*
claire: *punches out*
rocky: i l’amour you.
claire: giggles*
zap: hi vixen!
vixen: oh hey.
zap: so how are you?
vixen: im good. *pentagram turns purple*
ejo: hi lyra.
lyra: OH YOUR CUTE! lith shut it! im sorry i really dont think your cute...*sheepish smile*
dib: *inspects each new kid* hmmm... odd that a aléatoire new kid would like toi after only an hour! claire! i know your secret!
claire: okay... we hooked up over summer he just enrolled.
dib: oh really?! isnt it suspicious that zim is gone? and claire i know your an alien!
rocky: toi bastard how dare toi insult her! *punches dib*
dib: OW! *punches back*
gaz: *still in bubble* dib your an idiot.
rocky: *dodges and knocks dib out*
gaz: *eyes open* wow toi just knocked out my brother... wow...
rocky: uh ya i did...*puts arm back around claire*
gaz: *walks away*
AT THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN...
zim: GIR GET ME OUT!!
gir: i want my cake zim i reallly dooo!
zim: if toi let me out ill make toi a huge cake and get toi a pet squirrel!
gir: haaaaaaaaaaa nooo way master!
zim: yes yes ill get toi a ton of acne blast too!
gir: *faints*
zim: DAMMIT! NOW HE'LL BE ASLEEP FOR HOURS!
"ROCKY"
CREDIT GOES TO:
InvaderStickly (Creator of chapter.)
Invader Jet (Creator of Invader Jet.)
Solo28 (Creator of Invader Zero.)
It all started when two Invaders, Jet and Zero, got bored. Jet walked over to Zero. "What do toi wanna do?" he said. "I dunno." he said. He gasped. He saw one object that changed his life. He could have sworn he heard heaven's musique playing... he saw... a taco... "MINE!" he yelled. He picked the taco off of the ground and at it whole. "I'm hungry." Jet said. "Get nourriture from earth." Jet looked confused. "There's nourriture on earth?" he asked. "There's nourriture EVERYWHERE!" yelled Invader Zero. "Earth is too far away." Jet said. "I do wish I could find my dad on earth." he said. "Have toi met his SIR unit?" Zero asked. "No." Jet said. "It's really smart." Zero said. Zero burped and left. "A ROCK!" he yelled. He picked up the rock and threw it. He went over to the rock. "ANOTHER ROCK!" he said. He ate it. Jet was still hungry.
CREDIT GOES TO:
InvaderStickly (Creator of chapter.)
Invader Jet (Creator of Invader Jet.)
Solo28 (Creator of Invader Zero.)
It all started when two Invaders, Jet and Zero, got bored. Jet walked over to Zero. "What do toi wanna do?" he said. "I dunno." he said. He gasped. He saw one object that changed his life. He could have sworn he heard heaven's musique playing... he saw... a taco... "MINE!" he yelled. He picked the taco off of the ground and at it whole. "I'm hungry." Jet said. "Get nourriture from earth." Jet looked confused. "There's nourriture on earth?" he asked. "There's nourriture EVERYWHERE!" yelled Invader Zero. "Earth is too far away." Jet said. "I do wish I could find my dad on earth." he said. "Have toi met his SIR unit?" Zero asked. "No." Jet said. "It's really smart." Zero said. Zero burped and left. "A ROCK!" he yelled. He picked up the rock and threw it. He went over to the rock. "ANOTHER ROCK!" he said. He ate it. Jet was still hungry.