Invader Zim FanCharacters Article: 35 Stupid Things Hawthorn Likes

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posted by invader-meef

1.the sound of dial-up internet
2.the smell of sneezes
3.eating pop corn, maïs soufflé kernels
4.attacking graystripe when he least expects it
5.calling firestar"firesanta"at gatherings
6.throwing tantrums over good things
7.destroying My lil poney dolls
8.licking velcro shoes
9.the smell of electronics
10.going on hunting patrols*she cant hold down prey,no claws*
11.FORKS!
12.putting staples in her front legs
13.eating napkins
14.swimming in ink
15.sleeping in trees during the middle of winter
16.dunking her head in melted chocolate
17.the color baby barf green
18.chewing on the wires in Zim's lab
19.covering herself in arbre sap
20.GOLDEN forks
21.nutmeg covered sofas
22.irratating the tallests during a call
23.teasing her sister about things that don't make sense
24.the taste of an eraser
25.people yelling at eachother
26.the channel that tells toi to buy jewlery
27.SPORKS!
28.saying*at the WORST POSSIBLE TIME*That's nuthin!i can count to purple BACKWARDS!
29.saying"OW!MY STYLE!or lack thereof..."
30.canceled do to lack of intrest
31.stabbing someone with a fork,then see if the fork will move
32.repeat 31
33.jumping into an active garbage disposal
34.PIE WITH FORKS!
35.*finally!*the #13!
as toi can see,most of this stuff is stupid,but i don't CARE!AND I REALLY DO KNOW WUT A SNEEZE SMELLS LIKE!

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SweetSponge wow

invader-meef which do you think is THE STUPIDEST THING HAWTHORN LIKES ON HERE?!

nigahigarocks98 Probably the 28...it's LOL!!!

sandstorm_1111 thnk u!

breathe

posted by invaderlin123

it was a friday night. i finally finished cooking dîner for my mother who was in the lit sick. she's been sick for awhile now and i'm scared for her. i heard the door open from behind me. it was my older sister ida with her smeet ing. "hi auntie lin" she smiled a soft smile and kissed me softly on the cheek in greeting. "im really tired" she a dit with a yawn. ida plopped down on the canapé and started to fall asleep. " of course darling i'll tuck toi in." i held her hand and guided her up the stairs "can i say goodnight to grandma aunt linny?" she whispered softly. i looked in my mothers room...

A Irken Child Hood.

posted by invadermoon

I had a standard child capuche, hotte for a irken. (Not really)The planet (irk) was being terrorized par some idiot irken named Zim. UGH! I hate that name! He was destroying the planet and he didn’t even know it! He killed my father. (He squished him) My mother abandoned my sisters and me. My sisters and I had to wear patched up ragged suits.
My two sisters were named Phoenix and Crescent. Crescent was in the field putting out a fire. Then the ground shook. Big sounds came closer and closer. It sounded like bombs! But it wasn’t. It was Zim. She turned and saw a giant robot rampaging towards her, she...

Why Sparky disappeared...

posted by woowie

It was a normal night. I went to go on Fanpop, but was suddenly sucked into another dimension. I got up. It was a Psychonauts/Invader Zim/Danny Phantom/Fanboy and Chum Chum/JtHM world! She stayed for a very long time.

But

they

didn't

have

Wi-Fi!

DUHN DUHN DUHN!

Then I ticked Nny off, he killed me, and I came back to life.

Naw what REALLY happened is I didn't have Internet ALL summer cuz my Pop was being stupid and got rid of it, then I moved in with my Aunt, and forgot about fanpop for a while. CUZ DA TEMPTED ME.

P tbtd

posted by zgfangrl



Penelope wrapped herself in a towel. She yawned and ran a comb through her tangled, wet hair. The girl unlocked the bathroom door and strode into her bedroom. She coolly pulled a black licou, halter dress out and slipped it on. Penelope took out her manteau as well and slid it on haut, retour au début of the dress. The black fabric rustled against her still moist skin. She ran out the door and swung through the window. Hanging her head down she grinned at a snoring Matt. The girl sprinted and jumped her way to the hotel. She scaled up the side and slid through an open window. Penelope cringed and stepped...

MIU 1-4

posted by zgfangrl

"I hate all of you! Every single one!" a girl shouted. She stamped her foot on the ground in anger and snarled. The girl growled lowly at her parents and siblings, wishing their demise. "you're such little goodie-goodies! If I had a couteau I would slaughter toi and butcher your meat!" she continued. Her parents stepped back slowly, fear pounding through them. The girl's brothers and sisters ran to their rooms in fear.
"Malice, please." her mother began. "understand our position on this, we can't afford a horse right now." the woman put her hands out in front of her like a shield. The girl,...

Invader Zero Episode Guide

posted by Solo28

The articles in the Zero club are for Episodes only because I want to keep my club neat so...

NOTE: Updated every new episode

[UF] = Unfinished
[TMC] = titre May Change

SEASON ONE:

1. The Doomy Beginning
2. Setting Up
3. Preparing for an Attack
4. A Secret and a Battle
5. Dib Interferes
6. An Awful School Day
7. Detention
8. Captured
9. Rescue Mission
10. Dib's Proof

SEASON TWO

11. The Coming of Lard Nar
12. First Meeting
13. Lard Nar's Plan
14. Preparations for Battle
15. Zero vs the Great Vortainbot
16. Lard Nar Defeated
17. Good Copies, Bad Copies
18. Negative vs Positive
19. Negative Zero's Desperate Attack
20....

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toi just gonna stand there and watch me burn....

posted by IrkenWave

Its alright because I like the way it hurts.....
My cœur, coeur has been burned. My soul has left. He left........I never thought he would do that. We changed schools. He stopped talking to me......He's with an other girl.......I hate you, don't come running back....Thanks Noah......

toi just stand there and watch me burn
I'm left, its my turn
I will never go back
Don't turn on me....I'm there
Waiting..........for your scare
toi hear me pray.....
Go away....
I hate you.

Something thats not on fanpop but I just wanted to write this.........

School Gets Worse With Keet And Brad (Wave And I Roleplay)PT.4

posted by silvaria_fan23

Yuki Hates Brad.

Yuki: O.O HUH?
-
Jan: No
Brad: Me Neither.

Lia: *climbs up wall* Come on.

-

Kai: I thought so. *Brad, Jan, Wave and Kai are wisked to Hevhell*
Kai: Deathclaw, I've come back.

Brad: What The?
Jan: HELL!?:O
Brad: toi Mean Hevhell >XD

Deathclaw: Who do toi bring with toi Lostface?
Kai: I bring Fangheart and 2 others not from this pack. I want toi to give them their 15 lives and their pack name.
Deathclaw: Very well Lostface, The blue one shall be called Icedeath. Come faward to reacve toi 15 lives.
Kai: Go on, he don't bite.

Brad: What Me?
*Walks Up To Deathclaw*
Why?
Jan: Huh?

Deathclaw: *touches his head and...

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Invader Stickly - Series Finale (PART 1/3)

posted by InvaderStickly

STICKLY'S POV
Yes, my final chapter is HERE. So how DID I escape from Dib's horrible trap? Let's find out. "So, any last words Stickly?" Dib asked. "Yeah, just something I ALWAYS wanted toi to know, Dib." I a dit as Dib lowered his weapon. "My father, Juk Lidge, named me Roxrio Lidge. But I didn't even weigh a POUND once I came out of my mother's stomach! 'He's as skinny a stick' my father would say. Thus, they named me Stickly. That means I'm so skinny, my weight can even be an ASSISTANCE to me. Like now." I squeezed out of the chains. "Can toi montrer me the way out?" Dib shot at me, but I ducked...

The most UNUSAL dreams that I EVER had!!! For real!

posted by IrkenStarBurst

I had a dream last night that me and my best friend Casey were swimming in a creek. Then, the water turned into milk!

Casey went missing all of the sudden, I was pulled out of the lait par some guy.

And Aldof Hitler came out of the lait in a ballerina outfit, he began dancing. Then, Brittney Spears as a requin ate Hitler alive!

There was an other dream that i had last mois that I was being attacked par flying fishes that talk! And, right when i was about to be killed par their leader, Zim-dressed up as the Terminator- scared them away and then held out his hand and told me "Come with me if you...

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Wanna help me wiz mya contest?? X3 Anyone?

posted by IrkenStarBurst

Okay, I'm having a contest on DevaintART.com. I need picys of Zim being evil ou a badboy and becoming emporer of earth, and Bim(StarBurst) marries him, making her the emperess. And, Oogie Boogie (NightMareBeforeChristmas) has adopted zim as a son.

Rules: NO PORONOS!!!

NO KILLING THE MAIN CHARACTERS!!!!...except Dib XD OH OH AND TAK!!! AND OTHER ZIMFANGIRLZ!!! XD jk

NO PICS OF ZIM BEING NICE!!!!

NO PICS OF ANYONE HURTING ou KILLING ZIM!!!!

Okay, i think i cleared that up. X3

Do ur best, u may use bases if u want.

Why am i doing this? I'm making a vid on Youtube of Zim being the emporer of earth, i'm using the hard rock version of Toxic for background music. X3

I have not thought of a deadline, but. The winner gets a an of free requests from me. X3

Who ever gets the most vues wins. X3

Good luck.

Demon,Demonic,And Dalia's Story

posted by silvaria_fan23

Yeah Random Shirtless Demon

The Brothers (Demon & Demonic)
And Sister (Dalia)
Were Born Not Togheter
They Had A Mother Named
Demalia
And
Father
Delox
As Demalia Had The
Three Babies
The Doctors Told Her That She Was
Gonna Stay Only 3 Days at The Hospital
She Felt Relieved When They a dit That
3 Days Later
As She Got Out The Hospital
She Was Happy And The Babys Were Giggling
Delox Was Happy About The Children
As Years Passed
Demalia Send
Demon
Demonic
And Dalia
To Skools
In Demon's Skool
He Will Always Be Dissed
Maked Fun,And Bullied
But Students Would Get
Scared When He Kills Animal
Projects Well He Always Does
In Dalia's Skool
Boys Will Flirt...

invader cynder fanfic 1

posted by InvaderCynder

"welcome,"yelled the red tallest,"to operation take over!" it was a an before impending doom 2. this was a secret operation on a different planet than the assembly for impending doom. i was pretty small, but i knew i had to be an invader whether i wanted to ou not! luckily, i was a chosen invader par the tallest. they assigned me too a planet called "earth." it took 6 months too get there, but i made it! unfortunately, i didn't know that in 6 months impending doom 2 would start. when it did, i finally started Skool. i saw a young boy with a green head, no ears, and no nose."another irken?"...

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the story of rens death

posted by invaderlin123

i was in my lit sleeping until i heard voices downstairs. i saw them hugging '' please be careful dear if ida and lin find that they're daddy.." he shushed her. "theres nothing toi shall worry about reeka i will be fine." my mother put one hand one her belly. my little sister,lin,who she was still inside my mothers womb. she sighed. " dear," she continued, " lin is going to be here in two weeks...and..." she never finished her sentence. instead, she started to cry one tear. he lifted her face with his hand and he kissed her forehead and held her close one last time. " reeka...no matter where...

Sent a message to the thief! Warning contains foul language

posted by zgfangrl

My message: okay, the picture toi posté came straight from my DA account. Its my photography. Why did toi steal it? I took the picture myself and toi just posté it here. Then your accepting compliments from people when it's not even your art! I'm very upset par this! Why did toi steal MY photography?!

Her reply: WHAT ARE toi TALKING ABOUT BITCH?! I DIDNT STEAL NO ONES ART! FUCKING ASSHOLE FOR ACCUSING ME OF THIS!! I BLOCKED toi AND ANY OTHER PUSSY Friends toi HAVE! toi KEEP ACCUSING ME OF STEALING ART WHEN REALLY, toi a volé, étole MINE FUCKER!!! I FUCKING HATE toi LITTLE MOTHER FUCKER! FUCK OFF toi BITCH! GO WORK A CORNER AND RUB YOUR MOLDY PUSSY ON SOMEONES HEAD! FUCKING BITCH!

I would like toi guys to write her each a response letter. Im so pissed right now, I'm actually jouer la comédie civilized.

My b- jour present for L lawliet

posted by zgfangrl

Okay this is a birthday story for L! it's a cute romantic one using my shinigami oc. It's romantic because L needs some
Love on his b-day!

"are those strawberries?!" L asked. Samira pushed the cake towards L.
"yep! I know there your favorite. It's fraise flavored cake too!" she pointed at the ring of berries around the edge of the cake. L smiled and took two forks out of his pocket. He tossed one to Samira who clumsily tried to catch it, but ended up on the floor.
"you know... It's weird how human toi look..." L said. He stared at samiras unmasked face in awe of her beauty.
"well... Like...

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another story (read a story for fun i hope toi enjoy :)) first it will make plus sense)

posted by invaderzimemo

invader-kia:Hey emo were are my tickets to the concert invaderzimemo:.... invader-kia>:( invaderzimemo:hehe long story invader-kia:TELL ME invaderzj]imemo:ok ok FLASH BACK i was holding the tickets because my pak was already ful until i saw invader-kia:let me guess ash(as a wolf) invaderzimemo:LET ME FINISH THE STORY!! so i saw ash and i i throw the tickets and chased after ash invader-kia: THOSE TICKETS COST OVER 100 MONIES WHY DO toi LOSE THEM TO CHASE A loup THAT ALLWAYS SCRACHES YOUR FACE invaderzimemo:because shes such a cute loup :) invader-kia: DO toi EVER TAKE ANYTHING SERIOUSE invaderzimemo:no invader-kia:GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Invader Stickly (Chapter 14)

posted by InvaderStickly

Cynthia's POV
"So your telling me that Zim, Stickly, Libby and Tak have all been to Earth?" I asked. "Yeah." my friend said. "I hope they rot into a deeper and deeper area of Hell, one par one experiencing PAIN! Then, slipping into an area of complete humiliation. Once that stage is over-" Yeah, she had a little issues. "Moon?" I said. "Yeah?" Moon said. "Your having your jealous moments again." I told her. She sighed. "Why do I keep having my jealous moments?!" she asked. "I don't know!" I said. "It is getting annoying though. How about toi go to Earth. It seems that everyone is going to Earth....

Invader Stickly (Chapter 13)

posted by InvaderStickly

STICKLY'S POV
Okay. This was awkward. "Oh-" started Noshei, still frozen. "Okay." I was afraid she would tell everyone. "You know, this is plus awkward for me than it is for toi guys." Libby said. "I doubt it." I said. "Why would an Irken be here undisguised? Do toi know how dangerous that is?" Libby looked down in shame. "We just wanted to explore." Lana said. "I'm scared." Noshei said. "Aliens are real. That means Bigfoot could be real. And ghosts. And zombies. And vampires. AND SANTA!" Libby looked up. "Santa's not real?!" she said. "Look, I don't wanna do any harm." I said. "I just wanna...

Invader Stickly (Chapter 6)

posted by InvaderStickly

ZIM'S POV
I got Dib, Gaz and GIR go look through fields with me in chercher for Tak. "I can't believe we're helping toi stop Tak, again, Zim!" Dib said, still walking. "Yeah, she's dead." Gaz said. "Quiet!" I yelled. "Remember the time we stopped Tak?!" GIR asked. "I was dancing! Gaz was dancing! Dib was dancing!" Dib looked up. "Huh?" he said. "Hey." Gaz said. "You a dit you'd never speak of that jour again!" She looked angry, as usual. "And I didn't dance!" a dit Dib. "And Zim was dancing!" I looked back at GIR. "What is this nonsense?!" I yelled. "I know Tak." Stickly said, walking with us all...