It was a sunny jour when Endou was teaching the Raimon football club...
Endou: "Go team! Run faster!"
Kidou: "you start to sound like a real coach Endou..."
Endou:"Then we can eat as much as we can!"
Raimon: "HURAH!"
Kidou: "... I take that back... =.="
Haruna: "same old Endou... Ng?"
Haruna's phone ringing
Haruna: *checks the phone* Oh! Umm... guys... I have to go... pick up this call..."
Kidou and Endou: ???
Haruna runs towards the back of the school
Haruna: "hello? Yes... Yes... Okay... Mh-m... Don't worry... I got it covered... Yes... I'm sure! Don't worry okay? Okay... see ya..."
Endou: "Haruna!?"
Haruna: "KYAAAGH!!! E-endou! What is it?"
Endou: "I was checking on yo because toi left the kennel on the stove, and the stove was on, and now the whole school's on fire, and they really need my help but I don't wanna help because I'm too busy searching for you, but now I've found toi and probably I should be heading bak and help, but I didn't! Instead I'm telling toi everything fastly, unrepeatedly, and long..."
Haruna: :...wh...at?
Endou: The school's on fire~
*turn around to see the school*
School's on fire...
Haruna: OAO *shocked face like this--> link
Haruna: "What... have... I DONE!!!!!"
Endou: "Eh? what's the big deal? It's just on fire~ Means, no plus studying!"
Haruna: "You don't understand!!!! how could someone as stupid as you, who never studies and annoys us all, and drools at your own book, also go to the detention 11111 times could understand!? Btw.... why did toi want to go to detention as much as 11111 times?
Endou: "... because I like number one~"
Haruna: "O_O *facepalm*
Endou: "Oh look! Thanks for buying us some time Haruna! The school is gone!
Haruna: " *SHOCKED* *squeels* *fainted*
Endou: "... Haruna?"
Later on...
Mr. Raimon: *annoyed face staring at Endou, Haruna, and Kidou*
The three: *looked at Mr. Raimon nervously, except for Endou who stares Blankly*
Mr. Raimon: "... What do toi have to say for this mess?"
Endou: " WOOHOOO!!!! SCHOOL'S OUT!"
Mr. Raimon: *death stare at Endou*
Endou: "Ng? What is it Mr. R!?"
Mr. Raimon: "*anger reached the limit, vein almost popped out* toi three are FIRED!!!! F-I-R-E-D!!! FIRED!!!
Endou: "F-I-R-E what?"
Mr. Raimon: *kick the three of them out* GET OUT!!!!!!
Kidou: " Great... thanks a lot Endou..."
Endou: "your welcome!"
Kidou: *facepalm*
The suivant morning...
Kirino: WHAT!? Coach is fired!?
Tenma: Apparently... yes... too bad...
Shindou: But... If he's not around... who will teach us...? *starts to cry again*
Kirino: UWAAA!!!! Shin-Shin-Shindou!!! Look!!! I got a mustache!!!!(joke got from Tumblr)
Shindou: *smiles again*
Tenma: Oh well~ Since coach is kicked out, then we should also get ourself kicked out! Who's with me?
No one raised their hands
Tenma: No one? Oh.. well... Okay... any ideas how to get him back?
Kirino: hmm.... How about if we convince the principle!
Tsurugi: How smart guy?
Kirino: ==''' Well... I dunno...
All: Awwww.......
Kirino: But I might know who knows!
All: *starts to smile*
....
Kirino: Please sir... how can we get our coach back?
Shindou: Umm.... Kirino...?
Kirino: I'm asking you! Please answer me!
Tsurugi: Kirino...
Kirino: What!? I'm asking here!
Tenma: Even if I am the stupidest, but... there's no way a tortue would answer toi Kirino...
Kirino: but... the dessins animés says tortue is the most intelligent creature!
Shindou: ANIMAL not CREATURE!!!
Kirino: Oh.... I see.... =='''
???: toi guys seems troubled~
All: *turn to see who's talking*
Kirino: K-K-K-K-K-KKKKKKKKKK
Shindou: Kazemaru Ichirouta!
Kazemaru: 'sup?
Kirino: OMIGOSHOMIGOSHOMIGOSHOMIGOSH!!!! *faints*
Kazemaru:... is he gonna be...
Shindou: Yeah... he's gonna be fine~ ^^'
Tsurugi: Btw... can toi help us get our coach back?
Kazemaru: ... Endo? Sure! He did something wrong?
Shindou: He neglect the school which was on feu with a reason of livres are torture...
Kazemaru: O_O o...kay...? Typical Endou... Anyways... I'll help whenever I can~
Endou: YO TEAM!!! HIYA!!! Oh! Kazemaru!
Kazemaru: Hey! Endou~ We were just talking about your stupidness!
Endou: Awww... thanks!
Kazemaru: That's not what I... ukh... never mind...
Endou: par the way... I'm not coming back to school!!!
All: WHAT!? WHY!?
Endou: The principle is boring, and school sucks~
All: ==''' THAT'S your reason!?
Endou: Yup!
Kazemaru: What about money for your living?
Endou: Who cares? I'll tell Natsumi to handle it!
Kazemaru: O_O No wonder Natsumi told me she wanted a divorce... Anyways, I will get toi to school even if I have to pull toi all the way!
Endou: Ha! toi won't! I've gone up10 pounds!
Kazemaru: ... Did toi know I go to fitness everyday?
Endou: Ha! That won't be enough!
Kazemaru: ... Alright... toi leave me no choice but to use THIS!
Endou: What's that puny human?
Shindou: GUYS!!!! THIS ISN'T A étoile, star WARS MOVIE!!!!
Endou: What does this have to do with étoile, star Wars?
Shindou:... The... Puny... Human... thing?
All: ....
Kirino: Awkward....
Kazemaru: Anyways... toi have to go to school!!!!
Endou: NEVERRRRR!!!!
Endou accidently saw Kazemau's hand... And said...
Endou: OMIGOSH!!! Kazemaru!!! You're not married yet!?
Kazemaru: Eh... Of... course I have~ I just... left my ring... back at home....
Kirino: No you're not married.... the ring is still on the ring box, and toi haven't propose anyone yet~
Kazemaru:... O_O Are toi a stalker kid?
Kirino: I'm YOUR stalker... :3
Kazemaru: O_O o...kay....?
Endou: So you're NOT married eh? Someone like toi shouldn't possibly tell ME what to do~ HAHAHAHAHA!!! Until youget married, I won't listen to a thing toi said!
Kazemaru: And why is that?
Endou: Because toi don't know the pain of having to be responsible...
Kazemaru: Are toi responsible?
Endou: No.. but I'm in the middle of it...
Kazemaru:... And you're saying I should be plus responsible than you? Dude!!! From the first time we met I am already plus responsible than you!!!
endou: That is just an excuse so toi can tell a responsible man like me what to do...
Kazemaru: But toi just a dit that toi are not responsible!?
Endou: That is also an excuse...
Kazemaru: Ukh! *facepalm*
Endou: look, just get a mate, and we'll continue this discussion of a responsible-grown-up-man-who-already-got-married~ okay?
Kazemaru: Fine... I'll get a mate... happy?
Endou: Good~ Meet me tomorrow at my house and introduce your mate to me~
Kazemaru: WAIT! There's a deadline!?
Endou: Duh! Wouldn't wanna get it too easy would you? AHAHAHAHAHA....
Kazemaru: ... Endou's turning evil again...=='''
Kirino: So... what now?
Shindo: Well... What else? We gotta find a mate for Kazemaru-san!
Raimon:ALRIGHT!!!! BEGIN THE chercher FOR A BRIDE!!!
Kazemaru:... Ukh... why am I always stuck in an Endou mess? *facepalm*
END OF CHAPTER ONE
PS: Sorry... too long? I just made it to be as long as a real animé episode... ^^' I hope toi guys aren't bored to read this... Oh yeah, the story's not done yet... There's a chapter 1 epilogue down here~^^ Oh, right... this stoy will be filled with my other OCs,and if toi want me to put your OCs as well, type in the comments~
Epilogue:
Boss: Done?
Soldier: Yes sir...
Boss: Don't fail me this time... I've called toi for an important reason Dark Knight
Dark Knight:...
Boss: Go! chercher for her! My experiment!
Girl:... Is this gonna work?
Boss: It has to...
Girl:...
Endou: "Go team! Run faster!"
Kidou: "you start to sound like a real coach Endou..."
Endou:"Then we can eat as much as we can!"
Raimon: "HURAH!"
Kidou: "... I take that back... =.="
Haruna: "same old Endou... Ng?"
Haruna's phone ringing
Haruna: *checks the phone* Oh! Umm... guys... I have to go... pick up this call..."
Kidou and Endou: ???
Haruna runs towards the back of the school
Haruna: "hello? Yes... Yes... Okay... Mh-m... Don't worry... I got it covered... Yes... I'm sure! Don't worry okay? Okay... see ya..."
Endou: "Haruna!?"
Haruna: "KYAAAGH!!! E-endou! What is it?"
Endou: "I was checking on yo because toi left the kennel on the stove, and the stove was on, and now the whole school's on fire, and they really need my help but I don't wanna help because I'm too busy searching for you, but now I've found toi and probably I should be heading bak and help, but I didn't! Instead I'm telling toi everything fastly, unrepeatedly, and long..."
Haruna: :...wh...at?
Endou: The school's on fire~
*turn around to see the school*
School's on fire...
Haruna: OAO *shocked face like this--> link
Haruna: "What... have... I DONE!!!!!"
Endou: "Eh? what's the big deal? It's just on fire~ Means, no plus studying!"
Haruna: "You don't understand!!!! how could someone as stupid as you, who never studies and annoys us all, and drools at your own book, also go to the detention 11111 times could understand!? Btw.... why did toi want to go to detention as much as 11111 times?
Endou: "... because I like number one~"
Haruna: "O_O *facepalm*
Endou: "Oh look! Thanks for buying us some time Haruna! The school is gone!
Haruna: " *SHOCKED* *squeels* *fainted*
Endou: "... Haruna?"
Later on...
Mr. Raimon: *annoyed face staring at Endou, Haruna, and Kidou*
The three: *looked at Mr. Raimon nervously, except for Endou who stares Blankly*
Mr. Raimon: "... What do toi have to say for this mess?"
Endou: " WOOHOOO!!!! SCHOOL'S OUT!"
Mr. Raimon: *death stare at Endou*
Endou: "Ng? What is it Mr. R!?"
Mr. Raimon: "*anger reached the limit, vein almost popped out* toi three are FIRED!!!! F-I-R-E-D!!! FIRED!!!
Endou: "F-I-R-E what?"
Mr. Raimon: *kick the three of them out* GET OUT!!!!!!
Kidou: " Great... thanks a lot Endou..."
Endou: "your welcome!"
Kidou: *facepalm*
The suivant morning...
Kirino: WHAT!? Coach is fired!?
Tenma: Apparently... yes... too bad...
Shindou: But... If he's not around... who will teach us...? *starts to cry again*
Kirino: UWAAA!!!! Shin-Shin-Shindou!!! Look!!! I got a mustache!!!!(joke got from Tumblr)
Shindou: *smiles again*
Tenma: Oh well~ Since coach is kicked out, then we should also get ourself kicked out! Who's with me?
No one raised their hands
Tenma: No one? Oh.. well... Okay... any ideas how to get him back?
Kirino: hmm.... How about if we convince the principle!
Tsurugi: How smart guy?
Kirino: ==''' Well... I dunno...
All: Awwww.......
Kirino: But I might know who knows!
All: *starts to smile*
....
Kirino: Please sir... how can we get our coach back?
Shindou: Umm.... Kirino...?
Kirino: I'm asking you! Please answer me!
Tsurugi: Kirino...
Kirino: What!? I'm asking here!
Tenma: Even if I am the stupidest, but... there's no way a tortue would answer toi Kirino...
Kirino: but... the dessins animés says tortue is the most intelligent creature!
Shindou: ANIMAL not CREATURE!!!
Kirino: Oh.... I see.... =='''
???: toi guys seems troubled~
All: *turn to see who's talking*
Kirino: K-K-K-K-K-KKKKKKKKKK
Shindou: Kazemaru Ichirouta!
Kazemaru: 'sup?
Kirino: OMIGOSHOMIGOSHOMIGOSHOMIGOSH!!!! *faints*
Kazemaru:... is he gonna be...
Shindou: Yeah... he's gonna be fine~ ^^'
Tsurugi: Btw... can toi help us get our coach back?
Kazemaru: ... Endo? Sure! He did something wrong?
Shindou: He neglect the school which was on feu with a reason of livres are torture...
Kazemaru: O_O o...kay...? Typical Endou... Anyways... I'll help whenever I can~
Endou: YO TEAM!!! HIYA!!! Oh! Kazemaru!
Kazemaru: Hey! Endou~ We were just talking about your stupidness!
Endou: Awww... thanks!
Kazemaru: That's not what I... ukh... never mind...
Endou: par the way... I'm not coming back to school!!!
All: WHAT!? WHY!?
Endou: The principle is boring, and school sucks~
All: ==''' THAT'S your reason!?
Endou: Yup!
Kazemaru: What about money for your living?
Endou: Who cares? I'll tell Natsumi to handle it!
Kazemaru: O_O No wonder Natsumi told me she wanted a divorce... Anyways, I will get toi to school even if I have to pull toi all the way!
Endou: Ha! toi won't! I've gone up10 pounds!
Kazemaru: ... Did toi know I go to fitness everyday?
Endou: Ha! That won't be enough!
Kazemaru: ... Alright... toi leave me no choice but to use THIS!
Endou: What's that puny human?
Shindou: GUYS!!!! THIS ISN'T A étoile, star WARS MOVIE!!!!
Endou: What does this have to do with étoile, star Wars?
Shindou:... The... Puny... Human... thing?
All: ....
Kirino: Awkward....
Kazemaru: Anyways... toi have to go to school!!!!
Endou: NEVERRRRR!!!!
Endou accidently saw Kazemau's hand... And said...
Endou: OMIGOSH!!! Kazemaru!!! You're not married yet!?
Kazemaru: Eh... Of... course I have~ I just... left my ring... back at home....
Kirino: No you're not married.... the ring is still on the ring box, and toi haven't propose anyone yet~
Kazemaru:... O_O Are toi a stalker kid?
Kirino: I'm YOUR stalker... :3
Kazemaru: O_O o...kay....?
Endou: So you're NOT married eh? Someone like toi shouldn't possibly tell ME what to do~ HAHAHAHAHA!!! Until youget married, I won't listen to a thing toi said!
Kazemaru: And why is that?
Endou: Because toi don't know the pain of having to be responsible...
Kazemaru: Are toi responsible?
Endou: No.. but I'm in the middle of it...
Kazemaru:... And you're saying I should be plus responsible than you? Dude!!! From the first time we met I am already plus responsible than you!!!
endou: That is just an excuse so toi can tell a responsible man like me what to do...
Kazemaru: But toi just a dit that toi are not responsible!?
Endou: That is also an excuse...
Kazemaru: Ukh! *facepalm*
Endou: look, just get a mate, and we'll continue this discussion of a responsible-grown-up-man-who-already-got-married~ okay?
Kazemaru: Fine... I'll get a mate... happy?
Endou: Good~ Meet me tomorrow at my house and introduce your mate to me~
Kazemaru: WAIT! There's a deadline!?
Endou: Duh! Wouldn't wanna get it too easy would you? AHAHAHAHAHA....
Kazemaru: ... Endou's turning evil again...=='''
Kirino: So... what now?
Shindo: Well... What else? We gotta find a mate for Kazemaru-san!
Raimon:ALRIGHT!!!! BEGIN THE chercher FOR A BRIDE!!!
Kazemaru:... Ukh... why am I always stuck in an Endou mess? *facepalm*
END OF CHAPTER ONE
PS: Sorry... too long? I just made it to be as long as a real animé episode... ^^' I hope toi guys aren't bored to read this... Oh yeah, the story's not done yet... There's a chapter 1 epilogue down here~^^ Oh, right... this stoy will be filled with my other OCs,and if toi want me to put your OCs as well, type in the comments~
Epilogue:
Boss: Done?
Soldier: Yes sir...
Boss: Don't fail me this time... I've called toi for an important reason Dark Knight
Dark Knight:...
Boss: Go! chercher for her! My experiment!
Girl:... Is this gonna work?
Boss: It has to...
Girl:...
