We all probably remember reuben - Gibby's odd friend who came up with the craziest metaphors nobody was able to understand, apart from Gibby. Not to forget to mention that he secretly admires Sam. However Reubenese is finally made understandable for everyone else.

Reubenese for beginners

Ruebenese: 'Sup soda bottle nose. Are your roosters dancin'?
English: Hello. How are toi today?

Reub.: toi can't drink two jars of applesauce if toi don't lift the guard dog.
Engl.: I'm fine. Thank you.

Reub.: Wow, toi can make a dog bark faster than a poisson can climb a tree.
Engl.: I think toi are cute.


Reub.: You've got ointment all over your bumbleberry.¹
Engl.: I think you're gross.

Reub.: Ya might as well tie a knot around two kangaroos, know what I'm saying?
Engl.: I can't finish this enormous piece of cheesecake.

Reub.: Does a six-finger chimpanzee eat cardboard nuggets for breakfast?
Engl.: No.

Reub.: Does neon spaghetti take a sandwich, "sandwich" ride down to the polo field?
Engl.: Yes.

Reub.: Ugh, I've got plus pigs in a blanket than hobos have sideburns.
Engl.: I ate too much.

Reub.: I'm ready to hang my socks on the monkey parade.
Engl.: I would like to go on a double rendez-vous amoureux, date with toi and your friend.

Reub.: toi don't need bubble-wrap to know when it's chaudrée, chaudrée de time.
Engl.: Please, calm down.

Reub.: See ya at the ketchup factory, Bubbleface.
Engl.: Good bye.

Reub.: There's my framboise football ball!
Engl.: There's my girlfriend!

Source: iCarly.com/Sam's blog
¹ Note Sam tells this to Rueben: "I'm sitting here eating cheesecake with an Australian Eskimo who's got ointment all over his bumbleberry." Then Rueben runs away crying.