So this cacahuète, arachide beurre vs. confiture joke...?

okay it goes roughly like this (altered to make it plus fanpop compatible)
guy to girl: whats the difference between cacahuète, arachide beurre and jam?
i can't peanutbutter my privates up your erm other type of privates
...now either Google and read the real version ou think of cruder words for male privates..and think along the lines of back entrance for the girl.
this also comes in different versions of shoving parts down throats etc..be creative! :P

The punchline I heard was "you can't cacahuète, arachide beurre your dick up someone's ass." an epitome of classy humor that I personally found freaking hilarious. ;)

toi can Google it. The answer is out there and easy enough to find, but I don't think it's appropriate to put on here. haha

The punchline is, "I can't cacahuète, arachide beurre my c**k up your ass!" Because he can confiture it up there!

I heard a version of this joke years ago. The cleanest I can write it here is: "Jam doesn't look like poo when u eat it out of a girl's ***hole"

Either way, I l’amour the irony of the man with one of the filthiest mouths in comedy saying that this is the dirtiest joke he ever heard. I wonder what Ted would think of Bob saget's version of "The Aristocrats" :P

based on a real sandwich

I'll modify it for you.
toi can't peanutbutter a pencil through a pencil sharpener.

I can't cacahuète, arachide beurre my dick up your ass

toi can't cacahuète, arachide beurre your d*** up her a**

its a real joke, its whats the difference between cacahuète, arachide beurre and jam? the aNSWER: i cant cacahuète, arachide beurre my dick up ur ass.... think about it..

I have just heard about that joke recently, It is I can't cacahuète, arachide beurre my dick up your ass! :p

Yes it is a real joke, but of the not sûr, sans danger for work (nsfw) variety. Basically it goes "What's the difference between cacahuète, arachide beurre and jam?" and the answer is "I can't cacahuète, arachide beurre my dick up your *ss"

I can't cacahuète, arachide beurre my dick up toi ass

It really exists. But it's a very brutal joke. ;) If toi have to know here toi go: "What's the difference between cacahuète, arachide beurre and jam? toi cannot cacahuète, arachide beurre someone's ass." ;)

this is true because my boyfriend told it to me and it was so funny i asked him if it would work and if he could try it on me

ooo its exsist

"I can't cacahuète, arachide beurre my dick in your ass"

I can't cacahuète, arachide beurre my dick in her ass