(A customer in her late teens approaches me in the bookstore.)
Customer: “Hey, do toi guys sell the Twilight books?”
Me: “Yes, they’re right over there.”
Customer: “Have toi read them?”
Me: “Yes, I have.”
Customer: “Didn’t toi just l’amour them?!”
Me: “Well, actually, they aren’t really my type of book, so–”
Customer: *suddenly furious* “Are toi f***ing serious?! These are the best livres ever written! I’m going to tell Edward to come and bite toi and drink all your blood!”
Me: *backing away* “Have a nice day, ma’am…”
were are toi harry asked ron over here can't toi see me am right in front of you.
no i cant see toi it's so drak a cat even could not see in here.
hah ron very funny, lets try to find a light swicht for toi can see.
ron i found one. well then turn it one then
i am don't worry
boo am going to suck your owls blood.
right then the sun came toungt the window and then edward begin to spark
look harry this vamiper sparks how sad is that.
ron is he waring girls cothing
yay i think he is
no am not but am in l’amour with a human girl
harry and ron at the same time laghed them selfed silly
and that's the end of this fine story
no i cant see toi it's so drak a cat even could not see in here.
hah ron very funny, lets try to find a light swicht for toi can see.
ron i found one. well then turn it one then
i am don't worry
boo am going to suck your owls blood.
right then the sun came toungt the window and then edward begin to spark
look harry this vamiper sparks how sad is that.
ron is he waring girls cothing
yay i think he is
no am not but am in l’amour with a human girl
harry and ron at the same time laghed them selfed silly
and that's the end of this fine story
