liste of nicknames used on Glee (Source: Glee Wiki, some from memory). A few have been left out so if toi can think of any just post in comments)
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RACHEL
Rach, A-Rach, Babe, (Finn)
Miss Bossy Pants, Eva Peron (Mercedes)
RuPaul, Man Hands, Treasure Trail, Stubbles, That Thing, Sweetie (Quinn)
Yentl (Dakota, Santana)
Boy Hips (Lauren)
Benedict Arnold (Kurt)
Dwarf, Midget, Hobbit (Santana)
Barbra Streisand (Suzy Pepper)
Lady, Michele (Sue)
Baby, My Hot Little Jewish American Princess (Puck)
The Jew (YouTube user)
FINN
Finnocence (Santana)
Frankenteen (Santana, Dakota Stanley, Sue)
Sugar rayon, ray (Sue)
T-Rex (YouTube user)
QUINN
Lucy, Fabray, Juicy Lucy (Lauren)
Quinnie (Mother, Father)
Babe, Baby, My Baby Momma, Real Housewife of Reno (Puck)
Q, Preggo, Sister (Sue)
Cliché of a Blonde Girlfriend, Barbie, Little Miss Perfect Prom Queen (Rachel)
Tubbers, Stretch Marks (Santana)
Queen of the Chastity Ball (Dave Karofsky)
Missy (Shannon Beiste)
Little Miss Peroxide, Blondie, High School Hussy (Kendra Giardi)
Pretty Blonde with the White Girl cul, ass (Mercedes)
My Girl (Sam)
The Ghost of Grace Kelly (Jesse St. James)
Lucy Caboosey (Old Classmates, herself)
PUCK
Baby (Mercedes)
Puckzilla, Puckasaurus, Puckster, Puckerone, Pucky Puck, Finn Hudson (himself)
Puck, Puckerman (everybody)
SANTANA
Sweetie, Honey (Brittany)
Sweet cheeks (Holly Holliday)
Satan (Mercedes, Kurt)
Devil in a red dress (Kurt)
Sandbags, Boobs McGhee, Jugs The Clown, Tweedle-Fake Boobs (Sue)
Sandbags (Becky)
Auntie Tana, Rachel, Eva Peron(herself)
BRITTANY
Britts, Britt-Britt (Santana)
Britt, Boo (Kurt)
Tweedle Dumb (Sue)
Rain Man with boobs (Finn)
Mike Chang (herself)
KURT
Lady Face (Azimio)
Gay Kid, Lady, Lady Trousers, Porcelain, Sweet porcelaine (Sue)
My happy happy unicorn (Brittany)
Lady Lips, Teen Gay (Santana)
BLAINE
Blaine fauvette, paruline (Rachel, Kurt)
fauvette, paruline Blaine (Wes)
MERCEDES
Jackée, Aretha, Whoopi, Brassy Hag (Sue)
Wheezy (Santana)
'Cedes (Santana, Artie)
F.A. (Dakota Stanley)
Ms. Jones, My client (Lauren)
Lazy B-O-N-E-S (Jesse)
Jones (Will)
Effie (Santana, Kurt and Puck)
Beyoncé, Closeted Diva (herself)
ARTIE
Buddy (Will)
Wheels, Legs (Sue)
Wheelchair Kid, Young Jedi in a Wheelchair, Professor X (Puck)
Art, Blue Tooth, Stupid Boy, Stubbles McCripple-Pants, Four Eyed Loser (Santana)
TINA
Asian, Tina Cohen-Loser (Sue)
Unsung Hero, Blue Eyes (Rachel)
Happy Girl Drunk (Finn)
Self Hating Asian (Mike)
MIKE
Dancing Ninja, Situasian, Mikey (Tina)
Changster, Other Asian, The Dancing Asian (Sue)
Mike (everybody)
WILL
Schue (Principal Figgins)
Mr. Schue (Glee Kids)
Man-Whore (Quinn)
Slut (Emma,Sue)
Buttchin, SpongeHair SquareChin, Weepy The Vest Clown, Macaroni Hair (Sue)
Four Loko, Count Boozy Von Drunk-a-Ton (Santana)
Mr. S (Finn)
Hot Stuff (Holly Holliday)
SUE
Lady (Shannon Beiste)
Susie (Doris Sylvester)
Miss Sue; Mi'ja (Imelda)
Sexy Lady (Will during the Drunk Dial)
General Zod (LOD)
EMMA
Ms. P (Mercedes Jones)
Emms, M&M, The Emmster (Ken Tanaka)
Homewrecker, Miss Crazy Pants (Terri Del Monico)
Edie, Arlene, Alma, Edna, Irma, Esme, Ella, Bony Red Headed Hominid, Little Miss Golden Marmoset, Mentally Ill Ginger Pygmy (Sue)
Bambi (Kurt Hummel)
Girlfriend (Holly Holliday)
Freaky Deeky (Rose Pillsbury)
SAM
Big Mouth, Biebster (Puck)
Lady Lips (Azimio)
Ken (Rachel)
Macaulay Culkin Stunt Double (Sue)
Biebs, Sammy Evans, Guppy Lips, Grouper Mouth, Froggy Lips (Santana)
Sammy (Stacy)
Trouty Mouth (Santana and Jacob)
Hobo McBieber (Jacob)
The Blonde Bieber (himself)
JESSE
Marvelous Marvin (Sue)
Jesse St. Sucks (Kurt)
Mr. St. James (Mercedes)
LAUREN
Fat Ass, A whole lotta woman; My Girl, Baby (Puck)
Zizes (Rachel, Puck, Quinn, Santana)
Miss Zizes (Jacob)
Poppin' Fresh, Endangered White Rhino, Grimace (Santana)
MATT
Shaft (Sue)
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RACHEL
Rach, A-Rach, Babe, (Finn)
Miss Bossy Pants, Eva Peron (Mercedes)
RuPaul, Man Hands, Treasure Trail, Stubbles, That Thing, Sweetie (Quinn)
Yentl (Dakota, Santana)
Boy Hips (Lauren)
Benedict Arnold (Kurt)
Dwarf, Midget, Hobbit (Santana)
Barbra Streisand (Suzy Pepper)
Lady, Michele (Sue)
Baby, My Hot Little Jewish American Princess (Puck)
The Jew (YouTube user)
FINN
Finnocence (Santana)
Frankenteen (Santana, Dakota Stanley, Sue)
Sugar rayon, ray (Sue)
T-Rex (YouTube user)
QUINN
Lucy, Fabray, Juicy Lucy (Lauren)
Quinnie (Mother, Father)
Babe, Baby, My Baby Momma, Real Housewife of Reno (Puck)
Q, Preggo, Sister (Sue)
Cliché of a Blonde Girlfriend, Barbie, Little Miss Perfect Prom Queen (Rachel)
Tubbers, Stretch Marks (Santana)
Queen of the Chastity Ball (Dave Karofsky)
Missy (Shannon Beiste)
Little Miss Peroxide, Blondie, High School Hussy (Kendra Giardi)
Pretty Blonde with the White Girl cul, ass (Mercedes)
My Girl (Sam)
The Ghost of Grace Kelly (Jesse St. James)
Lucy Caboosey (Old Classmates, herself)
PUCK
Baby (Mercedes)
Puckzilla, Puckasaurus, Puckster, Puckerone, Pucky Puck, Finn Hudson (himself)
Puck, Puckerman (everybody)
SANTANA
Sweetie, Honey (Brittany)
Sweet cheeks (Holly Holliday)
Satan (Mercedes, Kurt)
Devil in a red dress (Kurt)
Sandbags, Boobs McGhee, Jugs The Clown, Tweedle-Fake Boobs (Sue)
Sandbags (Becky)
Auntie Tana, Rachel, Eva Peron(herself)
BRITTANY
Britts, Britt-Britt (Santana)
Britt, Boo (Kurt)
Tweedle Dumb (Sue)
Rain Man with boobs (Finn)
Mike Chang (herself)
KURT
Lady Face (Azimio)
Gay Kid, Lady, Lady Trousers, Porcelain, Sweet porcelaine (Sue)
My happy happy unicorn (Brittany)
Lady Lips, Teen Gay (Santana)
BLAINE
Blaine fauvette, paruline (Rachel, Kurt)
fauvette, paruline Blaine (Wes)
MERCEDES
Jackée, Aretha, Whoopi, Brassy Hag (Sue)
Wheezy (Santana)
'Cedes (Santana, Artie)
F.A. (Dakota Stanley)
Ms. Jones, My client (Lauren)
Lazy B-O-N-E-S (Jesse)
Jones (Will)
Effie (Santana, Kurt and Puck)
Beyoncé, Closeted Diva (herself)
ARTIE
Buddy (Will)
Wheels, Legs (Sue)
Wheelchair Kid, Young Jedi in a Wheelchair, Professor X (Puck)
Art, Blue Tooth, Stupid Boy, Stubbles McCripple-Pants, Four Eyed Loser (Santana)
TINA
Asian, Tina Cohen-Loser (Sue)
Unsung Hero, Blue Eyes (Rachel)
Happy Girl Drunk (Finn)
Self Hating Asian (Mike)
MIKE
Dancing Ninja, Situasian, Mikey (Tina)
Changster, Other Asian, The Dancing Asian (Sue)
Mike (everybody)
WILL
Schue (Principal Figgins)
Mr. Schue (Glee Kids)
Man-Whore (Quinn)
Slut (Emma,Sue)
Buttchin, SpongeHair SquareChin, Weepy The Vest Clown, Macaroni Hair (Sue)
Four Loko, Count Boozy Von Drunk-a-Ton (Santana)
Mr. S (Finn)
Hot Stuff (Holly Holliday)
SUE
Lady (Shannon Beiste)
Susie (Doris Sylvester)
Miss Sue; Mi'ja (Imelda)
Sexy Lady (Will during the Drunk Dial)
General Zod (LOD)
EMMA
Ms. P (Mercedes Jones)
Emms, M&M, The Emmster (Ken Tanaka)
Homewrecker, Miss Crazy Pants (Terri Del Monico)
Edie, Arlene, Alma, Edna, Irma, Esme, Ella, Bony Red Headed Hominid, Little Miss Golden Marmoset, Mentally Ill Ginger Pygmy (Sue)
Bambi (Kurt Hummel)
Girlfriend (Holly Holliday)
Freaky Deeky (Rose Pillsbury)
SAM
Big Mouth, Biebster (Puck)
Lady Lips (Azimio)
Ken (Rachel)
Macaulay Culkin Stunt Double (Sue)
Biebs, Sammy Evans, Guppy Lips, Grouper Mouth, Froggy Lips (Santana)
Sammy (Stacy)
Trouty Mouth (Santana and Jacob)
Hobo McBieber (Jacob)
The Blonde Bieber (himself)
JESSE
Marvelous Marvin (Sue)
Jesse St. Sucks (Kurt)
Mr. St. James (Mercedes)
LAUREN
Fat Ass, A whole lotta woman; My Girl, Baby (Puck)
Zizes (Rachel, Puck, Quinn, Santana)
Miss Zizes (Jacob)
Poppin' Fresh, Endangered White Rhino, Grimace (Santana)
MATT
Shaft (Sue)
Hello,
I l’amour you
Won't toi tell me your name
Hello
I l’amour you
Let me jump in your game
Hello,
I l’amour you
Won't toi tell me your name
Hello
I l’amour you
Let me jump in your game
She's walkin' down the street
Blind to every eye she meets
Do toi think you'll be the guy
To make the Queen of the anges sigh
Hello,
I l’amour you
Won't toi tell me your name
Hello
I l’amour you
Let me jump in your game
Hello,
I l’amour you
Won't toi tell me your name
Hello
I l’amour you
Let me jump in your game
She holds her head so high
Like a statue in the sky
Her arms are wicked and her legs are long
When she moves my brain screams out this song
Sidewalk crouches at her feet
Like a dog that begs for somethin' sweet
Do toi hope to make her see, toi fool
Do toi hope to pluck this dusky jewel
Hello! Hello! Hello! Hello! Hello! Hello! Hello!
O Won't you
I need my baby
Yeah Yeah
Hello! Hello! Hello!
I l’amour you
Won't toi tell me your name
Hello
I l’amour you
Let me jump in your game
Hello,
I l’amour you
Won't toi tell me your name
Hello
I l’amour you
Let me jump in your game
She's walkin' down the street
Blind to every eye she meets
Do toi think you'll be the guy
To make the Queen of the anges sigh
Hello,
I l’amour you
Won't toi tell me your name
Hello
I l’amour you
Let me jump in your game
Hello,
I l’amour you
Won't toi tell me your name
Hello
I l’amour you
Let me jump in your game
She holds her head so high
Like a statue in the sky
Her arms are wicked and her legs are long
When she moves my brain screams out this song
Sidewalk crouches at her feet
Like a dog that begs for somethin' sweet
Do toi hope to make her see, toi fool
Do toi hope to pluck this dusky jewel
Hello! Hello! Hello! Hello! Hello! Hello! Hello!
O Won't you
I need my baby
Yeah Yeah
Hello! Hello! Hello!
I hear the ticking of the clock
I'm lying here the room's pitch dark
I wonder where toi are tonight
No answer on the telephone
And the night goes par so very slow
Oh I hope that it won't end though
Alone
Refrain:
Till now I always got par on my own
I never really cared until I met you
And now it chills me to the bone
How do I get toi alone
How do I get toi alone
toi don't know how long I have wanted
To touch your lips and hold toi tight,oh
toi don't know how long I have waited
And I was going to tell toi tonight
But the secret is still my own
And my l’amour for toi is still unknown
Alone
Refrain:
Till now I always got par on my own
I never really cared until I met you
And now it chills me to the bone
How do I get toi alone
How do I get toi alone
I'm lying here the room's pitch dark
I wonder where toi are tonight
No answer on the telephone
And the night goes par so very slow
Oh I hope that it won't end though
Alone
Refrain:
Till now I always got par on my own
I never really cared until I met you
And now it chills me to the bone
How do I get toi alone
How do I get toi alone
toi don't know how long I have wanted
To touch your lips and hold toi tight,oh
toi don't know how long I have waited
And I was going to tell toi tonight
But the secret is still my own
And my l’amour for toi is still unknown
Alone
Refrain:
Till now I always got par on my own
I never really cared until I met you
And now it chills me to the bone
How do I get toi alone
How do I get toi alone
When I was young,
I never needed anyone.
Makin' l’amour was just for fun.
Those days are gone.
Livin' alone,
I think of all the Friends I've known.
But when I dial the telephone,
Nobody's home.
All par myself,
Don't wanna be, all par myself anymore.
All par myself,
Don't wanna live, all par myself anymore.
Hard to be sure,
Some times I feel so insecure.
And l’amour so distant and obscure,
Remains the cure.
[Instrumental break featuring electric guitar.]
All par myself,
Don't wanna be, all par myself anymore.
All par myself,
Don't wanna live, all par myself anymore.
[
[Instrumental break featuring piano.]
When I was young,
I never needed anyone.
And makin' l’amour was just for fun.
Those days are gone.
All par myself,
Don't wanna be, all par myself anymore.
All par myself,
Don't wanna live, all par myself anymore.
All par myself,
Don't wanna be, all par myself anymore.
All par myself,
[Fade.]
Don't wanna live, all par myself anymore.
All par myself...
I never needed anyone.
Makin' l’amour was just for fun.
Those days are gone.
Livin' alone,
I think of all the Friends I've known.
But when I dial the telephone,
Nobody's home.
All par myself,
Don't wanna be, all par myself anymore.
All par myself,
Don't wanna live, all par myself anymore.
Hard to be sure,
Some times I feel so insecure.
And l’amour so distant and obscure,
Remains the cure.
[Instrumental break featuring electric guitar.]
All par myself,
Don't wanna be, all par myself anymore.
All par myself,
Don't wanna live, all par myself anymore.
[
[Instrumental break featuring piano.]
When I was young,
I never needed anyone.
And makin' l’amour was just for fun.
Those days are gone.
All par myself,
Don't wanna be, all par myself anymore.
All par myself,
Don't wanna live, all par myself anymore.
All par myself,
Don't wanna be, all par myself anymore.
All par myself,
[Fade.]
Don't wanna live, all par myself anymore.
All par myself...
[MRS. SOWEBERRY (spoken)]
Right then, Oliver Twist,
your bed's underneath the counter.
toi don't mind sleeping
among coffins I suppose?
It don't much matter whether toi do
ou toi don't cause toi can't sleep
nowhere else!
[OLIVER]
Where is love?
Does it fall from skies above?
Is it underneat the willow tree
That I've been dream of?
Where is she?
Who I close my eyes to see?
Will I ever know the sweet "hello"
That's only meant for me?
Who can say where she may hide?
Must I travel far and wide?
'Til I am bedside the someone who
I can mean somethin to ...
Where...?
Where is love?
Who can say where...she may hide?
Must I travel...far and wide?
'Til I am beside...the someone who
I can mean...something to...
Where?
Where is love?
Right then, Oliver Twist,
your bed's underneath the counter.
toi don't mind sleeping
among coffins I suppose?
It don't much matter whether toi do
ou toi don't cause toi can't sleep
nowhere else!
[OLIVER]
Where is love?
Does it fall from skies above?
Is it underneat the willow tree
That I've been dream of?
Where is she?
Who I close my eyes to see?
Will I ever know the sweet "hello"
That's only meant for me?
Who can say where she may hide?
Must I travel far and wide?
'Til I am bedside the someone who
I can mean somethin to ...
Where...?
Where is love?
Who can say where...she may hide?
Must I travel...far and wide?
'Til I am beside...the someone who
I can mean...something to...
Where?
Where is love?