Gin-chan's stick was useless to begin with anyway. It's much better off rotting and falling off.
--KAGURA
To be completely honest, any Gintama fan should've been aware that Gintoki's baby maker would be in constant jeopardy the seconde the doctor told him his balls would explode if he didn't cut down on his sugar intake (something virtually impossible for an addict like Gin-san). I guess toi could say that if all of the other situations don't get 'em, the sugar definitely will. No thanks to Sorachi's ability to traverser, croix every line that ever needed to be crossed, we even know that Gintoki grew some "hair down there" around the beginning of the Amanto War, so maybe it's no surprise that there's pretty much no shame in sharing information about Gintoki's private parts when it comes to just about everything else.
During Gintama's tournevis Arc however, Gintoki's tournevis truly takes the spotlight. During this arc, various Gintama characters grow screwdrivers of various drive types on different parts of their body. Shinpachi's finger becomes a screwdriver, the Shinsengumi's entire bodies become screwdrivers. Gintoki is the only one who appears suspiciously unchanged. When he comes out of the bathroom looking particularly distressed however, it becomes fairly clear which one of Gintoki's body parts became a screwdriver. Later on in the arc he proceeds to save everyone with his tournevis crotch, probably one of the plus useful things he's done with that particular attachment. Considering the other times involved pissing profanities onto the Shinsengumi's doorstep ou trying to put out a fire, toi could say he's a bit delusional about his abilities.
Gintoki: Did ya know? Male chats have a thorn down there. A thorn. Man, that's crazy stuff. Seriously, if I'm reincarnated, I better not be a cat.
Kagura: Like toi have any other use for it besides peeing while standing.
On the other hand (and no, that wasn't a pun about how Gin-san gets lonely and CENSORED ou CENSORED sometimes), having Gintoki Jr. substituted for a much plus useful tool is much better than it being put in jeopardy entirely. Gintoki's been caught on public télévision with his fly open, gambled away all his clothes, and has even had had Kagura come out of his crotch when she, Shinpachi and Otae were inside his body as STANDS during their haunted hotel getaway. Sa-chan's also claimed to have caught his "willy peeking out" at the swimming pool with a camera at one point. However, Gintoki's @#^*$cles make a literal appearance during the Diviner Arc. Caught up in a feud between clans, and hoping to help the family of his beloved weather girl Ketsuno Ana, Gintoki attempts to use the "Ketsuno Bomber" par dropping the enemy Doman's onto Gedomaru's weapon. Unfortunately, while the attack hits, Doman disappears midair and causes Gintoki to come crashing down onto the weapon as well, crotch-first. Writhing in pain on the ground, he begs Gedomaru to "drop his balls", and she gives him a claque, smack on the back "of equivalent force"--literally dropping his balls. On the ground.
How far were toi trying to push it back down to?! toi were going to drop my life before toi dropped my balls...Trying to beat me to death? Huh? Hold on a second. Isn't this...you didn't just drop my balls! They're rolling around on the floor!
--SAKATA GINTOKI, EPISODE 197
Unfortunately for Gintoki, as he begs the onmyouji to "put them back to their original throne", Doman and Seimei are too busy in the heat of battle to listen to what he has to say. The two continue to argue as they raise and lower Gintoki's @#^*$cles, smash them against the floor, divide them up and do battle with them and even go as far as to name them Yusuke and Sasuke (rival characters and (highlight for spoilers) twin brothers in the manga Sket Dance) as they smash them against one another. Meanwhile, Gintoki screams in horror and attempts to dodge his own @#^*$cles as they fly and ricochet around the room.
I suppose it's ironic that Gintoki even thinks for a seconde that it's possible his loins could have produced a baby, but there is a baby episode in Gintama which involves a child that looks like the spawn of Gintoki himself. Fortunately for him, the evidence above proves that it's most likely impossible that it was his, and it wasn't. Good luck with that reproducing thing, Gin-san.
If toi want to do odd jobs, toi gotta be ready for your crotch to do odd jobs.
--SAKATA GINTOKI, EPISODE 227
