jour 1
toi stood patiently in the check out line, within the grocery store timidly looking around noticing the line of people form behind toi all giving toi death glares.
"Hey hurry it up!!"
"Come on I have to get home!"
"I have to feed my kids toi bi-"
"I'm sorry, but my friend should be here shortly with my wallet." toi eased chuckling nervously.
The cashier only glared letting out an agitated groan.
"can't toi just let them go ahead of toi till 'your friend' gets here?"
"No way, I've been waiting all jour in that line! I'm not moving!"
toi shouted. "besides that's what toi get for only having 1 check out counter in this huge store."
toi folded your arms still waiting for him, your friend that is. It has already been an heure where could he be? Just then a ringing was heard as a man entered the store. When toi looked toi couldn't help but turn red out of shock and blue out of...shock, making an achy purple cover your face.
It was your friend, Sakata Gintoki walking in, with nothing on but a rose frilly apron.
"SAKATA!!!" toi screamed. " what are your wearing!!!"
"What? A man can't wear an apron?"
"Well I suppose toi can't, but JUST an tablier is a little much don't toi think!?!?!?!?!"
"Katsura, Elizabeth Shimpachi and I were playing butt-naked UNO."
"SO toi couldn't put on some shorts!! And toi do realize Elizabeth is a giant pet manchot, pingouin who is already naked?!"
He stared not really caring, then checked through the pockets of the tablier finding nothing, he then dug underneath and pulled out your wallet. toi snatched it a quickly paid for your stuff then headed out the door, toi got yourself a cab and almost got in till Gintoki pulled toi back par your shoulder.
"Where toi goin? Let me go with you."
"Theres no way I'm traveling anywhere with toi right now!" toi a dit walking off.
"Well how am I supposed to get home!? toi want me to walk all the way back?"
"I don't care, your just not coming with me like that!"
toi sat in the cab then turned watching Gintoki wave 'goodbye'. toi didn't want to be so rude with him, but geez, who shows up to a market butt-naked?
toi watched him turn to catch another cab making blood fall from your nose run profusely.
'He's so embarrassing!!'
jour 2
toi and your friend were walking around in the mall looking for new clothes, perfume, whatever was out. For some reason they were talking about their most embarrassing moment, and toi couldn't help but think about Gintoki. Why was he so damn weird?
"What about toi huh? Whats your most embarrassing moment?" toi closest friend asked you.
toi tapped your chin thinking about the other jour laughing.
"Well I don't know about me, but my friend he showed up at the market the other da-"
"Fwesh, chessu-cake~~" A familiar looking woman shouted shoving a tray of cakes in your face.
"OH thanks." toi a dit taking one, eating it right after.
The woman was a little familiar, but her Candy red lipstick rose kimono and pigtails really threw toi off. The manly woman only stared watching toi finally stop with the chewing and avaler, hirondelle the food.
"You like?!"
"Um, its pretty good." toi answered.
"Good, cause toi just ate my hair cake.." she a dit bluntly, her voice getting deeper.
toi blinked remembering the familiar voice and jumped back holding your throat coughing.
"Do toi feel it, my hair inside you.." she said.
toi widened your eyes watching her remove part of her rose kimono and white wig, revealing herself to be Gintoki.
"Well...do toi feel me inside of you!?" he shouted refusing to take off the lipstick.
Your Friends blinked at the character then backed away watching toi turn green, so close to puking.
"Sakata!" toi hissed.
He only blinked as he watched toi pass out and your Friends rushing toi to a bathroom ou something. He then shrugged taking a bite of the sample cheesecakes.
jour 3
Sitting in the doctors office, toi went to check if toi had any type of nourriture poisoning thanks to Gintoki. Your doctor wrote a few things then stood.
"Your just fine, I think we're done here for the day." He a dit chuckling happily. "Get your things together and speak with my intern he'll hand toi a lolli and toi could go on with your day.
toi watched him leave, while toi shuffled to get your stuff, once toi reached the door of the room toi watched it open with a another doctor who began to put on some powdery gloves.
"drop them.."
"eh?"
"Drop your pants."
"WHAT the hell?!?!" toi shouted.
"Relax...I'm a doctor.." he a dit pulling down his mask.
This was getting all too familiar, yet again it was Gintoki. He approached wriggling his fingers about. toi screamed pushing him aside running out of the doctors office but running back to the receptionists bureau so toi could get your lolli.
"Excuse me I'm done with my check up I'd like my Candy now please."
"Sorry..." The suited receptionist spoke hiding his face behind a bleach manga. "but we're all out.."
toi looked at a bucket of suckers suivant to the man then watched the figure behind the magazine stand then toss the manga aside and chew at least a handful of suckers in his mouth. Your cœur, coeur sank once toi saw Gintoki again.
"Sakata-"
"Correct."
"how do toi change so fast!!"
He stood atop the reception desk, and toi turned blue realizing he had his boxers on.
"I change so fast because, time in fact moves so fast, faster than- time." he glared looking down at you. "AND WITH THAT I"D LIKE FOR toi TO SIGN YOUR LIFE AWAY WITH ME!!!
Your eyebrow twitched as toi watched him jump off the bureau and grab your hands. Old men and women, doctors and nurses gathered around clapping cooing in happiness.
"Go on a rendez-vous amoureux, date with me this Saturday." he spoke, a rose glittering background forming.
"Sakata...it is Saturday..." toi mumbled looking around wondering how he did that.
"so...that's a yes?"
"eh?-"
"We'll have to go now cause if we go at night I'll probably miss bleach."
"Um...okay.." toi blinked a little lost.
"Yes!!!!!!! toi do realize that after this date, I'll fall madly in l’amour with toi and announce our engagment without your consent to everyone I know!"
"huh?!"
"Perfect!" he smiled.
With that he crashed his lips onto yours and pulled toi out of the hospital, but ran back taking the bucket of suckers.
~Later~
toi dropped your head in utter agitation, that had to be the most embarrassing way to ask someone out on a date. toi looked up noticing your accueil not too far away, toi then looked up to Gintoki watching him eat the last sucker from the bucket.
"I can't wait any longer." he mumbled.
"what?"
"I l’amour you."
toi noticed the rose glittery aura reappear, but ignored it noticing the man was serious, which was weird for toi seeing how Sakata was never really serious. Instead he was always out to kill the joy and ruin the mood with his rather aléatoire personality, but whos says toi didn't like that.
"Say it." he demanded with a smirk curling on his lips.
"....I l’amour toi too Gintoki."
He turned around and tightened his right fist letting out a 'Yessssssssssssssssssssssssssss!!!!!~' grinning happily then turned back to toi landing a soft Kiss on your lips. After that he forgot about the rendez-vous amoureux, date and toi went to watch Bleach instead. c:
toi stood patiently in the check out line, within the grocery store timidly looking around noticing the line of people form behind toi all giving toi death glares.
"Hey hurry it up!!"
"Come on I have to get home!"
"I have to feed my kids toi bi-"
"I'm sorry, but my friend should be here shortly with my wallet." toi eased chuckling nervously.
The cashier only glared letting out an agitated groan.
"can't toi just let them go ahead of toi till 'your friend' gets here?"
"No way, I've been waiting all jour in that line! I'm not moving!"
toi shouted. "besides that's what toi get for only having 1 check out counter in this huge store."
toi folded your arms still waiting for him, your friend that is. It has already been an heure where could he be? Just then a ringing was heard as a man entered the store. When toi looked toi couldn't help but turn red out of shock and blue out of...shock, making an achy purple cover your face.
It was your friend, Sakata Gintoki walking in, with nothing on but a rose frilly apron.
"SAKATA!!!" toi screamed. " what are your wearing!!!"
"What? A man can't wear an apron?"
"Well I suppose toi can't, but JUST an tablier is a little much don't toi think!?!?!?!?!"
"Katsura, Elizabeth Shimpachi and I were playing butt-naked UNO."
"SO toi couldn't put on some shorts!! And toi do realize Elizabeth is a giant pet manchot, pingouin who is already naked?!"
He stared not really caring, then checked through the pockets of the tablier finding nothing, he then dug underneath and pulled out your wallet. toi snatched it a quickly paid for your stuff then headed out the door, toi got yourself a cab and almost got in till Gintoki pulled toi back par your shoulder.
"Where toi goin? Let me go with you."
"Theres no way I'm traveling anywhere with toi right now!" toi a dit walking off.
"Well how am I supposed to get home!? toi want me to walk all the way back?"
"I don't care, your just not coming with me like that!"
toi sat in the cab then turned watching Gintoki wave 'goodbye'. toi didn't want to be so rude with him, but geez, who shows up to a market butt-naked?
toi watched him turn to catch another cab making blood fall from your nose run profusely.
'He's so embarrassing!!'
jour 2
toi and your friend were walking around in the mall looking for new clothes, perfume, whatever was out. For some reason they were talking about their most embarrassing moment, and toi couldn't help but think about Gintoki. Why was he so damn weird?
"What about toi huh? Whats your most embarrassing moment?" toi closest friend asked you.
toi tapped your chin thinking about the other jour laughing.
"Well I don't know about me, but my friend he showed up at the market the other da-"
"Fwesh, chessu-cake~~" A familiar looking woman shouted shoving a tray of cakes in your face.
"OH thanks." toi a dit taking one, eating it right after.
The woman was a little familiar, but her Candy red lipstick rose kimono and pigtails really threw toi off. The manly woman only stared watching toi finally stop with the chewing and avaler, hirondelle the food.
"You like?!"
"Um, its pretty good." toi answered.
"Good, cause toi just ate my hair cake.." she a dit bluntly, her voice getting deeper.
toi blinked remembering the familiar voice and jumped back holding your throat coughing.
"Do toi feel it, my hair inside you.." she said.
toi widened your eyes watching her remove part of her rose kimono and white wig, revealing herself to be Gintoki.
"Well...do toi feel me inside of you!?" he shouted refusing to take off the lipstick.
Your Friends blinked at the character then backed away watching toi turn green, so close to puking.
"Sakata!" toi hissed.
He only blinked as he watched toi pass out and your Friends rushing toi to a bathroom ou something. He then shrugged taking a bite of the sample cheesecakes.
jour 3
Sitting in the doctors office, toi went to check if toi had any type of nourriture poisoning thanks to Gintoki. Your doctor wrote a few things then stood.
"Your just fine, I think we're done here for the day." He a dit chuckling happily. "Get your things together and speak with my intern he'll hand toi a lolli and toi could go on with your day.
toi watched him leave, while toi shuffled to get your stuff, once toi reached the door of the room toi watched it open with a another doctor who began to put on some powdery gloves.
"drop them.."
"eh?"
"Drop your pants."
"WHAT the hell?!?!" toi shouted.
"Relax...I'm a doctor.." he a dit pulling down his mask.
This was getting all too familiar, yet again it was Gintoki. He approached wriggling his fingers about. toi screamed pushing him aside running out of the doctors office but running back to the receptionists bureau so toi could get your lolli.
"Excuse me I'm done with my check up I'd like my Candy now please."
"Sorry..." The suited receptionist spoke hiding his face behind a bleach manga. "but we're all out.."
toi looked at a bucket of suckers suivant to the man then watched the figure behind the magazine stand then toss the manga aside and chew at least a handful of suckers in his mouth. Your cœur, coeur sank once toi saw Gintoki again.
"Sakata-"
"Correct."
"how do toi change so fast!!"
He stood atop the reception desk, and toi turned blue realizing he had his boxers on.
"I change so fast because, time in fact moves so fast, faster than- time." he glared looking down at you. "AND WITH THAT I"D LIKE FOR toi TO SIGN YOUR LIFE AWAY WITH ME!!!
Your eyebrow twitched as toi watched him jump off the bureau and grab your hands. Old men and women, doctors and nurses gathered around clapping cooing in happiness.
"Go on a rendez-vous amoureux, date with me this Saturday." he spoke, a rose glittering background forming.
"Sakata...it is Saturday..." toi mumbled looking around wondering how he did that.
"so...that's a yes?"
"eh?-"
"We'll have to go now cause if we go at night I'll probably miss bleach."
"Um...okay.." toi blinked a little lost.
"Yes!!!!!!! toi do realize that after this date, I'll fall madly in l’amour with toi and announce our engagment without your consent to everyone I know!"
"huh?!"
"Perfect!" he smiled.
With that he crashed his lips onto yours and pulled toi out of the hospital, but ran back taking the bucket of suckers.
~Later~
toi dropped your head in utter agitation, that had to be the most embarrassing way to ask someone out on a date. toi looked up noticing your accueil not too far away, toi then looked up to Gintoki watching him eat the last sucker from the bucket.
"I can't wait any longer." he mumbled.
"what?"
"I l’amour you."
toi noticed the rose glittery aura reappear, but ignored it noticing the man was serious, which was weird for toi seeing how Sakata was never really serious. Instead he was always out to kill the joy and ruin the mood with his rather aléatoire personality, but whos says toi didn't like that.
"Say it." he demanded with a smirk curling on his lips.
"....I l’amour toi too Gintoki."
He turned around and tightened his right fist letting out a 'Yessssssssssssssssssssssssssss!!!!!~' grinning happily then turned back to toi landing a soft Kiss on your lips. After that he forgot about the rendez-vous amoureux, date and toi went to watch Bleach instead. c: