One difference between a guitare and a poisson is that toi can't tuna fish. posté il y a plus d’un an

Congress is like Christmas lights. Half of them don't work, and those that do aren't very bright. posté il y a plus d’un an

What do toi find in ancient Greece?

...

Ancient chips! posté il y a plus d’un an

What did the blanket say to the bed? I've got toi covered! posté il y a plus d’un an

What did the person at the bridge tell the cloche, bell before the cloche, bell went under the bridge? "Toll, please!" posté il y a plus d’un an

Two sharks are eating a clown fish. One of them says, "I don't know about you, but this tastes funny to me." posté il y a plus d’un an

Knock, knock! Who's there? Ida. Ida who? Ida rather not be here. posté il y a plus d’un an

A hamburger walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'm sorry. We don't serve nourriture here." posté il y a plus d’un an

What did the hedgehog say when he backed into a cactus? "Is that you, Mum?" posté il y a plus d’un an

Why did the farmer stomp in his field and pour sauce on it? He was trying to grow mashed potatoes with gravy. posté il y a plus d’un an

What did one eye say to the other? "Just between toi and me, something smells." posté il y a plus d’un an

Oh Latvians...stop making jokes...there not funny -_- posté il y a plus d’un an

What do toi call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what toi call him. He's not going to come. posté il y a plus d’un an

Here is a funny joke oh no girl did u not know combs were Even ... posté il y a plus d’un an

I laugh at everything!!!!!!!!!!! Lol!!! XD posté il y a plus d’un an

a girl breaks up with her boyfriend others think she's bi
boy 1 wanna run for boys 100m dash? posté il y a plus d’un an

Sam finds him a new one, and the chicken goes back out, book under his wing.Later,the chicken comes back!"Book,bookbook!" he says. He walks out after the Sam gets him a book.Sam follows the chicken.After a while, they end up at the back of a farm. He keeps following the chicken until they get to a pond with a large lillipad with a large frog on top. The chicken walks right up to the frog and hands him the book.
The Frog, astonishingly, shakes his head, and says, "Read it. Read it"!!!
LOL!!!!!! posté il y a plus d’un an

PART ONE
A chicken walks into the library,up to the front desk. He says to Sam the librarian, "Book, book book!" So the Sam gets him a book. The chicken walks out with the book under its wing.Half an heure later, the chicken comes back. Again he says, "Book, book book!" and puts the old book on the desk.
END OF PART ONE
(Its too long to fit it in one post) posté il y a plus d’un an

100 funny ways to answer your phone and they're hilarious!!
link posté il y a plus d’un an

what did Dora and Diego say when they went to a hotel?
a: WE DId WE DID IT! u know like the song at the end of each show
like if u get it posté il y a plus d’un an

Mum:What's the first thing toi learnt at school???
Daughter:How to speak without moving my lips:D

Mum:What are toi going to dress up in the school Halloween party???
Daughter:A pupil
Mum:A pupil??But pupil toi are every jour at school,aren't you???
Daughter:No mum at school i go as a tourist :D posté il y a plus d’un an

Doctor: "Why should I examine you? You'll never pay me!"
Patient: " Why should I pay you?! You're completely incompetent!"
Doctor: "Good point"
( places stethoscope on patient's forehead)
Doctor: " Turn your head and cough" posté il y a plus d’un an

i heared thiz from my friend at my school so i thought y not put it on here: wat do u call black people standing in front of white people = an eclipse.
again i got thiz joke from my friend at my school posté il y a plus d’un an

I like jokes that are so awful, but are so funny 'coz they're bad. posté il y a plus d’un an

what do toi call 500 indians without titys? indian,nippleless,500 posté il y a plus d’un an

my friend has a motorcycle made of 2 par 4s.when he starts it up it goes....wooden....wooden. posté il y a plus d’un an

i like jokes whenever iam in a good ou a bad mood..!! posté il y a plus d’un an

People who ask "Can I ask toi a question?" Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya buddy? I loled forever posté il y a plus d’un an

thats ssssooooo funny :P posté il y a plus d’un an

I am the 500th fan posté il y a plus d’un an

How much cocaine can Charile Sheen handle a week?? posté il y a plus d’un an

Ok....so the grandma thinks MDR means lots of l’amour so she texts her grandaugter "my dog died LOL" haha posté il y a plus d’un an

i have a joke for toi if toi read my comment
posté il y a plus d’un an

Chris Brown
LiL Wayne, Chris Brown + J.Holiday just died.Lil Wayne choked on a lollipop. Chris Brown Had NO AIR and J.Holiday Suffcated.*

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Fluff
What is rose and fluffy?

rose fluff!

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ketchup
there was a daddy tomato,a mommy, and a kid tomato. The kid tomate said”where are we going?” The daddy tomate said”chut up already, come on we don’t have all day”. The daddy tomate went over to the kid tomate and stepped on him and a dit KETCHUP!!!

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somebody read this

i am wee todd did
i am wee todd did
i am sofa king wee todd did

read it over and over till toi get it u will probably laugh posté il y a plus d’un an

Dear cosmetic companies,

Thanks for putting that, "For external use only" sticker on my lotion.

Sincerely, was definitely planning to drink it. posté il y a plus d’un an

Another drawing competition, a participant came up to the referee and showed him an empty paper, the referee: What is on your drawing? The guy: A cow eating grass. Referee: Where is the grass? Guy: The cow ate it. Referee: Where is the cow? Guy: She went to look for herbe in another place. posté il y a plus d’un an

There was a competition for the fastest drawing, one guy drew a dot and a dit "finished!" The referee asked him :What is that on your drawing?" The guy answered "An éléphant coming from far. far, far, far, far, far away" posté il y a plus d’un an

the red man was in the douche when the green man knocked and his door, the red man quickly put a towel on and went downstairs but as soon as the red man opened the door his towel fell down. the green man ran across the road in shock horror and got knocked down par a car.

The moral ou this story is to NEVER run across the road when the red man flashes :L xxxx haha posté il y a plus d’un an

toi peoples is just silly. posté il y a plus d’un an

In Soviet Russia translator translates you!
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story of my life buttcrack on my couteau but it keeps avoiding me story of my soul putting a hole in my story dnt think wrong i wasnt going to put wat u think i was posté il y a plus d’un an

can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky like chicken wings i could really use some sauce right now sauce right sauce right now can my friend a dit half of this lmbo posté il y a plus d’un an

wat the most disturbing thing on earth?

answer:perez hilton posté il y a plus d’un an

what do toi call teeth toi get for a dollar ? posté il y a plus d’un an

what does the hillbilly call a deer with no eye ?
tricky one ? posté il y a plus d’un an

Why did the cookie go to the doctor ? posté il y a plus d’un an

why DID the chicken traverser, croix the road? posté il y a plus d’un an