Hi, my name is Envy not that I want toi to know, anyways this is pretty much about me and Fullmetal Pipsqueak having drunk blood sex.(related sex) Don't tell me that's gay cause we were drunk. So SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
At the Bar:
"Okay who the hell a volé, étole my train ticket?!" "No one who dumbass palm tree! No one would ever steal from such a sexy guy like toi Envy." a dit Ed. "You called me sexy again Ed. Wait... wait... wait toi should tolatally have mustang have sex with you." "Dude I should toltally do that." "Okay, okay toi might want to practice on someone before that way y... toi know what your doing." "Yeah Envy ma... mabey I could practice on you?" "Okay let's go to the bathroom so n... no one see's us." "Mmm-Hmm to the bathroom it is."
In the Bathroom:
"Ohhhhh, ohhhhhh, goooooooooooodddddd, go in farther, farther, farther Ed go... in... farther!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" "I'm gonna come Ed! Ohhhhhhhhhhh! And boom goes the dynamite."
Mustangs P.O.V.
It was just a normal jour at the office untill the jour was over. "Finally I can leave this hell for the living!" "Cornel I have to tell toi that Edward is at the bar can toi go pick him up?" Asked Riza. "Why do I have to do it?" "Because toi need the exersise, your his boss, and besides he's at the bar wich means toi can get a drink as well." "Fiiiiiiiiiine. I'll do it." A few hours later:
"What's that noise? It sounds like pleasure. I'll go check it out. Oh my god... EDWARD ELRIC THE FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST GET AWAY FROM THE HOMUNCULUS NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Ed's P.O.V.
"Cor... cornel what are toi doing here?" "I was going to pick toi up then I heard very noiey people and went to check it out then found toi to having sex!" "I was practicing." "For what?!" "Envy dared me to have sex with toi and I didn't know how so he let me try it with him." "That's your coming with me and your going to tell your brother about this." "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
THE END
At the Bar:
"Okay who the hell a volé, étole my train ticket?!" "No one who dumbass palm tree! No one would ever steal from such a sexy guy like toi Envy." a dit Ed. "You called me sexy again Ed. Wait... wait... wait toi should tolatally have mustang have sex with you." "Dude I should toltally do that." "Okay, okay toi might want to practice on someone before that way y... toi know what your doing." "Yeah Envy ma... mabey I could practice on you?" "Okay let's go to the bathroom so n... no one see's us." "Mmm-Hmm to the bathroom it is."
In the Bathroom:
"Ohhhhh, ohhhhhh, goooooooooooodddddd, go in farther, farther, farther Ed go... in... farther!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" "I'm gonna come Ed! Ohhhhhhhhhhh! And boom goes the dynamite."
Mustangs P.O.V.
It was just a normal jour at the office untill the jour was over. "Finally I can leave this hell for the living!" "Cornel I have to tell toi that Edward is at the bar can toi go pick him up?" Asked Riza. "Why do I have to do it?" "Because toi need the exersise, your his boss, and besides he's at the bar wich means toi can get a drink as well." "Fiiiiiiiiiine. I'll do it." A few hours later:
"What's that noise? It sounds like pleasure. I'll go check it out. Oh my god... EDWARD ELRIC THE FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST GET AWAY FROM THE HOMUNCULUS NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Ed's P.O.V.
"Cor... cornel what are toi doing here?" "I was going to pick toi up then I heard very noiey people and went to check it out then found toi to having sex!" "I was practicing." "For what?!" "Envy dared me to have sex with toi and I didn't know how so he let me try it with him." "That's your coming with me and your going to tell your brother about this." "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
THE END