L poked Light. "What?" Poke. "Why are toi poking me?" Poke. "Do toi need cake?" Poke. "Stop frikin poking me!" Light grabbed the plate of cake that L was eating and threw it across the room. "The chance toi are kira has risen 2%." Light resisted the urge to beat the panda like detective. "Do toi even keep track of this 'chance I am kira' thing?" Light asked. L nodded and pointed to his head. "In my mind." "Then wouldn't it be at like 100% now?" "Are toi admitting that toi are kira?" "No." L shook his head. "Denial. Another 3%." Light groaned. "That's so ANNOYING!" "I'll stop if toi admit your kira." "NEVER! I'm not-" Light's yell was interrupted par a quiet, yet clear voice. "5%, 10%, 20%, 6%." It was Near. "As of this week, the chance toi are Kira has risen 47%. toi should be quiet and not montrer any sign of violence to prevent your percentage from going up." Light had a shocked emotion on his face. It's true, Light thought. In all the fanfictions he had been put in, he could've just shut up and the chance he was kira would stop going up. "I blame the authors of my fanfictions." Light mumbled. "Blaming others for what is CLEARLY your fault? Another 3%." And Light continued a loop of raising his percentage.
A/N: I have written other fanfics, but I never posté them and I don't plan to. I was écriture this(or "typing this" to be correct) as I go along, so if it sucked well, toi wasted a couple minutes of your life and you'll never get them back. Not my fault. toi decided to read this. But if toi somehow LIKED this story, leave a suggestion below for my suivant fanfic.
A/N: I have written other fanfics, but I never posté them and I don't plan to. I was écriture this(or "typing this" to be correct) as I go along, so if it sucked well, toi wasted a couple minutes of your life and you'll never get them back. Not my fault. toi decided to read this. But if toi somehow LIKED this story, leave a suggestion below for my suivant fanfic.