wwe Brie and Daniel

Song: link

Twilight Sparkle: Man, I'm bored. *Uses her magic to throw things at aléatoire people, trains, and other ponies*
Blaze: Whoa!! *Ducks, missing a garbage can*
Sean: *Sees a light post flying towards him* No!!!! *Gets hit*
Mily: Ah! *Brakes, missing a car*
Oliver: *Watching Twilight throw things*
Toad: What's wrong with that purple horse Mr. Oliver?
Oliver: It's temper. Forget her though, we gots to start this last part of the show. Begin.

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy...

Song: link

Sean The Hedgehog: *Runs off the diving board* Dive!!!!!! *Lands in the water*
Thomas: 10.
Ethan: 9.
Hawkeye: 8.
Fluttershy: 7.
Tom: 6.
Honey Bee: 5.
Percy: 4.
Duck: 3.
Oliver: 2.
Pinkie Pie: 1!
Rainbow Dash: Blast off!! *Takes off at high speed*
Mily: *Stops, nearly hitting arc en ciel Dash* What is up with her?
Sean The Hedgehog: I'll take 10, 9, and 8, but the other votes have to go.
Duck: Ah.
Pinkie Pie: But 1 is a wonderful number!
Oliver: Yo! Whaddap? I'm Oliva'! I'm from The Adventa's of Thomas Da Tank Engine! I'm your host tonight. This is da lineup I gots 4 U.

Part 1 - Now

Trainz
Trainz

Part 2 -...

Girls: *Playing Rock & Roll music* Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Which is Japanese for, which is Japanese for... *Drum solo* Your Typical Anime. *Guitar solo* Your Typical Anime. *Guitar solo* Your Typical Anime!

Episode 4: Fat Pat

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Fat Pat: *Sitting on his throne*
Shirtless Shane: *Sitting suivant to him*
Fred: *Reading a book*
Bruce: *Searching for loups on a laptop*
Fat Pat: Shane.
Shirtless Shane: Yes?
Fat Pat: How was our last shipment?
Shirtless Shane: Successful. Why sir?
Fat Pat: It was two days ago. Why haven't we been making anymore shipments?
Shirtless...

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Tom: *Playing guitar* This is just like in the commercial we did earlier.
Saten Twist: *Playing drums*
Ethan: This song is an instrumental. toi don't need me to sing. *Rolls off the stage*
Rainbow Dash: *Flying fast as she races Thomas*
Honey Bee: Hey, I'm back. You're just in time for back to back episodes of On The Block. Have fun.

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony.
Master Sword: It's such a beautiful day, and nothing...

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Pinkie Pie: Jawohl!!
Applejack: *Shaking the camera* We're back!!!!!!!!
James: Yeesh! Calm down.

Nearby, a small building with bathrooms starts to shake up and down.

Tom: Looks like Rarity is getting it on with someone inside there.
Jerry: *Passes par with a freight train*
Honey Bee: *Sitting down par a tree* Hey. I'm Honey Bee from Ponies On The Rails. Welcome back to Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. I'm your hostess with a great montrer for you. The schedule is down below.

Part 1 - Now

Ponies On The Rails: TV-MA
Trainz: TV-G

Part 2 - 8:30

On The Block: TV-14
On The Block: TV-14

Theme song...

Girls: *Playing Rock & Roll music* Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Which is Japanese for, which is Japanese for... *Drum solo* Your Typical Anime. *Guitar solo* Your Typical Anime. *Guitar solo* Your Typical Anime!

Episode 3: taco Bell

A new restaurant opened up in town. Everyone was excited to see it.

Alinah: *Walks towards the entrance* Ooh, taco Bell. *Floats into the store*
Eula: *Watching Alinah float into the store* Oh, salut Alinah.
Alinah: Hi Eula.
Eula: Guess what I just ordered.
Alinah: There's a lot to choose from. I don't know if I can guess.
Eula: Alright,...

Girls: *Playing Rock & Roll music* Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Which is Japanese for, which is Japanese for... *Drum solo* Your Typical Anime. *Guitar solo* Your Typical Anime. *Guitar solo* Your Typical Anime!

Episode 2: Oh My Freaking God

Cassandra is with Addie, Eula, Stephanie, Kat, Marisa, and Stacey. They are walking through town.

Men: *Staring at Marisa*
Man 78: What does she think she's doing walking through town like that?
Marisa: *Slapping two men in the butt at the same time*
Stephanie: *Nervously looking at Marisa harassing the men*
Eula: What's wrong...

Girls: *Playing Rock & Roll music* Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Which is Japanese for, which is Japanese for... *Drum solo* Your Typical Anime. *Guitar solo* Your Typical Anime. *Guitar solo* Your Typical Anime!

Episode 1: Typical Without A Doubt

Narrator: Welcome to the wonderful town of Animeland. It is the most populated city in the world, because......uuhhh...
Women: *Laying down suivant to each other, having sex with men*
Narrator: Yeah....that. Why am I jouer la comédie surprised? This is Your Typical Anime. Now then, let's déplacer on to the characters. The first...

Song: link

The sun rises as Sean meets up with Thomas, Hawkeye, Twilight Sparkle, Tom Foolery, and arc en ciel Dash.

Sean: This is it.
Thomas: The final part of our show.
Hawkeye: The ending to our first season.
Twilight Sparkle: Man, we ain't gonna be back til May!
Tom: April is going to be very boring.
Rainbow Dash: Agreed.
Sean: Let's make this ending a good one.

What to expect in this episode.

Pony: *Stealing a Plymouth Cuda*

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Captain Jefferson: The guy we're dealing with here is good. Real good. The Ponyville police department has chased him seven times, and never caught him.

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Candy Sunshine:...

Song (Start at 0:51): link

Sean: It's that time of the week again.
Hawkeye: Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories.
Karl: We have no host this time.
Kyle: But we do have something special for you.
Spike: We have featured all of the 12 Gran Turismo episodes this season, and now we will montrer the four best episodes of the show.
Captain Jefferson: From best to worst. Enjoy.

What to expect in this episode.

Tim: Those two keep getting away from us Captain. We need to expand our jurisdiction to Canterlot.
Captain Jefferson: Do toi know how difficult that is?
Tim: I understand, but when the suspects get out...

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Astrel Sky: Drums!! *Excitedly runs around in circles*
Hawkeye: Didn't know she was into drums that much.
Percy: Mickey? As in Mickey Mouse?
Applejack: Could be.
Mily: Yay, I'm in another cameo!
Rainbow Dash: And so am I! *Lands in front of Mily*
Mily: Uh, how come toi sound exactly like me?
Rainbow Dash: Same voice actress?
Mily: Could be. *Backs away from arc en ciel Dash*
Rainbow Dash: Welcome back to the S.S.S.S. I'm arc en ciel Dash, from The Adventures of arc en ciel Dash, and I shall be your host for tonight. Coming up, we got My Little Pornstar, with my show, The Adventures of arc en ciel Dash.

This...

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Master Sword: *Watching the opening credits of Airplane!*
Sean The Hedgehog: *Walks in* toi know we're starting soon, right?
Master Sword: What??! I thought we had tonight off!!
Sean The Hedgehog: That was last week. Let's go.
Orion: *Refueling a diesel with Percy, and Jeff*
Mily: *Blows her whistle as she passes by* I'm in another cameo! *Giggles*
Orion: She seems cheerful for someone that made a 4 seconde appearance.
Rainbow Dash: *Lands suivant to Orion* It's your favori pegasus, arc en ciel Dash, from The Adventures of arc en ciel Dash. I'm hosting tonight's segment of Sean's Spectacular Saturday...

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Mike: *Stops in front of Saten Twist, seeing that he is exhausted* Heeey. What happened to you?
Saten Twist: I Lost in a fight. Now I can't host tonight's episode.
Sean: Wouldn't matter if toi won anyway, cause I'm hosting. How toi guys doing tonight? I'm Sean from Trainz, and we got the seconde half of our montrer here for toi tonight. It's My Little Pornstar, and Trainz.

This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - arc en ciel Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland montrer - Fluttershy...

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Sean The Hedgehog: *Talking into a microphone attached to a headset* Ladies and gentlemen, it's that time again. Time for aléatoire characters to fight for a chance to be the host of Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories.
Percy & Jeff: *Standing suivant to each other* For Ponies On The Rails!
Saten Twist: For On The Block.
Mortomis: Great. Now we'll never win.
Discord: Don't I get a say in this?
Percy, Jeff, & Saten Twist: toi WERE ALREADY THE HOST!!! *FIghting Discord*
Sean: *Stops nearby with a passenger train* Why do those ponies keep fighting over this spot? *Looks at the reader*...