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Derek: *Driving a Ford Mondeo down the road*
A basketball, basket-ball hit the hood, and the car immediately fell apart.
Derek: Bother! How am I supposed to sell this car now?!
S.B: *Looks at the damaged car* Ooh, sorry about that.
Derek: How come toi look like Johnny Lightning?
S.B: I don't know what you're talking about. Anyway, I'm S.B from Trainz, and I'm here to host tonight's episode of the S.S.S.S. We're gonna montrer toi two fan fictions, both based off of 70's films. The Challenger which is based off of The Gauntlet, and Shado! Shado! Shado! A étoile, star Wars version of Tora! Tora! Tora! Enjoy the show.
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Salt Lake City, 1966
Mustache Man: *Walks into a room with a woman*
Woman: *Taking off her blue dress, and goes into lit with the man*
Bill: *Watching in disgust from his brand new Pontiac GTO with a pair of binoculars. He puts them away, and opens a can of Budweiser. He drinks the Budweiser, then throws the empty can to the right of his car, landing on the floor suivant to eighteen other cans. He starts his car, and drives away*
SeanTheHedgehog Presents
The Challenger
Starring SeanTheHedgehog as Bill Hudson
Hannah Belle as May Thomas
Jeff Bodine as Gordon Huff
Nate Ebner as Mayor Danforth
Bobby Cannavale as Chief Warren
The sun was rising over Salt Late City, and Bill, despite being drunk, was doing an impressive job of driving the 35 mile an heure speed limit, while staying on his side of the road.
Bill: *Turns right, going onto Interstate 89*
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Bill: *Passes an intersection as the light turns yellow*
People: *Driving their cars as their light turns green*
Bill: *Takes a right, into the parking lot of a police station. He slowly moves the car towards a parking l’espace marked Captain Bill Hudson. He parks the car in his space, and gets out. He slowly walks to the police station*
Once he got in, he was greeted par Gordon.
Gordon: You're late Hudson.
Bill: Who's complaining?
Gordon: Well-
Bill: Besides toi Lieutenant.
Gordon: The chief has been asking me about toi since 7. You're 30 minutes late.
Bill: So what? *Walks to the chief's office*
Gordon: He's got an important assignment for you. Try to at least make yourself look decent! And get rid of that stench of booze!
Bill walked into the Chief's office.
Bill: *Sees Chief Warren with Mayor Danforth* Chief Warren.
Chief Warren: Hudson. Go ahead, and take a seat.
Bill: *Sits down* Lieutenant Huff says toi have an important assignment for me.
Mayor Danforth: We have an important assignment for toi Captain.
Chief Warren: toi were on vacation about a week il y a when this happened, but we had a woman walk around this town, getting involved in prostitution, and murder.
Bill: How did she get into that combo?
Chief Warren: She was having sex with a man, but he was a homosexual, and was dating another man. However, he wanted to try some pussy before breaking up with his boyfriend, when he arrived. He threatened to kill them, when the woman shot him with a 38.
Bill: Where is the woman?
Mayor Danforth: That's why I'm here. LAPD caught her harassing a man, and they notified me about it.
Chief Warren: toi see, we need her here to testify. About her murder. We got toi a ticket to Los Angeles, and your flight leaves at 12. She needs to testify today at 4. toi should be back par 2:30, if nothing delays you.
Bill: I will not be delayed in any way. I will complete this task for toi with no foul ups.
Mayor Danforth: Here's your ticket. *Gives Bill his ticket* It's round trip, so keep it with toi until toi return here.
Bill: Yes sir. *Walks away*
Chief Warren: He's the best choice for this assignment.
Mayor Danforth: Why?
Chief Warren: I've heard a lot of things about the woman he's going to bring here. She can be troublesome, but not for Bill Hudson. We call him the challenger, because he can deal with tough assignments like they're nothing.
Gordon: *Sees Bill, and follows him* What did he say?
Bill: He gave me a special assignment. If you're still here at 11:30, I need toi to do something for me.
Gordon: What is it?
Bill: When the time comes, I'll tell you.
When it was 11:30, Bill returned to the station in a taxi. He walked back inside, and went to Gordon's desk.
Bill: *Steps in front of Gordon* Lieutenant, it's time.
Gordon: For what?
Bill: Remember that assignment I told toi about?
Gordon: Yeah.
Bill: Well I dropped my car off back at my house, and now I'm going to Los Angeles.
Gordon: Why are toi going all the way to Los Angeles?
Bill: To bring a woman here, she needs to testify over a murder. Now let's go. I need a ride to the airport.
Bill's plane left for Los Angeles at 11:59, one minute early.
Bill: *Walking out of the airport*
LAPD 63: Mr. Hudson?
Bill: Yes.
LAPD 63: Come with me, and I'll take toi to your woman.
Bill: *Goes with the officer into a police car. They drive to a jail* My superiors never told me who this woman is that I'm taking back to Salt Lake City.
LAPD 63: May Thomas. She's blonde, 26, and her tits are 36dd.
Bill: Too much information?
LAPD 63: Alright, suivant time toi wanna know about a woman, I'll only tell toi about her tits.
Bill: *About to say something, but closes his mouth*
In two minutes, they arrived at the jail.
Bill: *Walks out of the car, and into the jail*
LAPD 63: *Follows him* He's here for May Thomas.
LAPD 52: Ah, the woman heading for Salt Lake City. Okay, follow me. *Walks with Bill to May's jail cell*
May: *Sitting in her cell*
LAPD 52: *Arrives with Bill* Ms. Thomas? Your chaperone back to Salt Lake City has arrived.
May: *Looks at Bill* You're from Salt Lake City?
Bill: That's right. Let's go.
LAPD 52: *Opens the door* Out of your cell Misses.
May: *Walks to Bill* toi gotta listen to me, *Points to the LAPD officer* These guys won't. If we go back, they're gonna kill us.
Bill: Who?
May: Your chief.
Bill: Why?
LAPD 52: Let's go.
Bill: Alright, we're coming.
May: No we're not!
Bill: Look, I don't know what kind of game you're trying to play, but we're going back to Salt Lake City.
May: NO! I DON'T WANT TO!!
Bill: *Carrying May*
May: THEY'RE GONNA KILL US!!!
Bill: Oh shut up.
LAPD 52: *Walks with Bill, and May to the police car, nodding to LAPD 63*
Bill: I'll sit in the back with her while toi drive.
LAPD 52: Yes sir.
Bill, and May were getting close to the airport.
LAPD 52: Okay, thanks for stopping par Hudson.
Bill: No problem.
LAPD 52: *Turns right into an alleyway, and stops*
Bill: *Pulls out his gun* What the hell do toi think you're doing?
LAPD 52: *Has his hand on his gun, but decides not to pull it out* Ah shit.
Bill: *Takes the LAPD's gun, and puts it on the dashboard* toi wanna explain what's going on?
LAPD 52: *Points back to May with his thumb* Well, the lady was telling toi the truth. Your chief? She raped his cousin. That's why he wants her dead. Every officer in your department has been looking for her.
Bill: So the prostitution, and murder is false.
May: No, but I really don't wanna go back there.
Bill: Do toi have other officers in the airport?
LAPD 52: Yes.
Bill: Okay. Drive to Bakersfield. We'll find another ride there, and work our way back to Salt Lake City.
LAPD 52: Yes sir. *Backs up from the alleyway, and drives for Bakersfield*
As they started moving vers l'avant, vers l’avant again, they passed a State Highway Patrol car with two men inside.
LAPD 52: Now how are toi going to get May to testify without getting yourselves shot?
Bill: Haven't thought of that yet, but I'll think of something.
LAPD 52: That's what they all say.
Bill: Hey, remember that toi have a gun pointed to your head, so shut the fuck up.
LAPD 52: I'm very sorry.
Bill: Don't be. Just drop us off at Bakersfield.
LAPD 52: I heard toi the first time.
May: How are we going to get to Salt Lake City after we get to Bakersfield?
Bill: toi think I'm telling toi with this guy here?
LAPD 52: Hey, if toi don't trust me, why don't toi shoot me?
Bill: Don't tempt me. *Pulls back the hammer*
May: Why would toi want him to shoot you?
LAPD 52: salut lady, how about toi take your dress off, and montrer me those tanks?
Bill: Both of you, keep your fucking mouth shut, until we get to Bakersfield.
May: But I'm on your side.
Bill: Doesn't matter.
LAPD 52: I bet toi as soon as toi step foot into Salt Lake City, they'll blow your heads off.
May: I bet you've never had sex with a real woman like me.
LAPD 52: AHHHHHHH!!! *Stops on the side of the road*
May: Why did toi stop? Keep going.
LAPD 52: *Reaches for his Gun*
Bill: *Takes it, and points it at LAPD 52, along with his own gun* toi heard her, now go!
LAPD 52: *Infuriated as he continues to drive*
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Bakersfield. The LAPD officer stopped there to let Bill, and May off.
Bill: *Gets out with May* Thanks for everything. Tell anyone where we are, and I'll kill you.
LAPD 52: You're bluffing.
Bill: *Points his gun at LAPD 52* Just go.
LAPD 52: *Drives away*
Bill: *Walks with May*
May: Now what?
Bill: *Drops his plane ticket on the ground* I won't be needing that. How much money have toi got?
May: Three grand.
Bill: They let toi keep that?
May: Of course. It's mine. I got it for working.
Bill: Was this an actual job, ou just prostitution?
May: Haha. So what are we going to do?
Bill: Find a place that sells cars. I got $1,700 with me, so we should have enough for our trip.
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A highway patrol car was heading to Bakersfield.
SHP 52: California State Highway Patrol car 25, the LAPD officer dropped off May Thomas in Bakersfield. Request back up, we're going in for the arrest.
Dispatch: Affirmative.
SHP 55: They could be armed.
SHP 52: That's why I called for back up. Drive towards them.
Bill: *Points to a building* There we go. I see a few cars there.
SHP 55: *Stops suivant to them*
SHP 52: *Points his gun at May* toi there! Get inside right now!
Bill: *Pulls out his gun, and shoots the two officers*
May: toi just killed two officers.
Bill: They had intentions to kill toi too. That's what toi told me. Right?
May: Yes.
Bill: Alrighty then. *Gives May a .38* This is the gun I took from the officer who drove us here. Let's get the bodies out of the car, and drive out of here.
SHP 26: *In another car with another officer* They killed them. Get every officer toi can down here, we're taking these two down.
SHP 96: *Drives the car towards them*
Bill: We got company. Get in the car.
SHP 96: *Getting close*
Bill: *Shoots the driver*
SHP 96: *Crashes into the car that May was about to get in*
SHP 26: *Dead*
May: I nearly got hurt. Bastards could have gone a different way instead of having to hit that car.
plus sirens were heard.
Bill: Take the ammo out of their guns, and use it for the one I gave you.
May: Okay.
Highway Patrol Officers: *Arrive in seven patrol cars, and three motorcycles*
SHP 67: *Pulls out a Thompson* May Thomas!! We don't know who you're with, but we want the both of toi to stand up with your hands up!! Stop crouching behind those cars!!
Bill: *Shoots SHP 67*
SHP 29: *Fires two bullets from a 1911 Colt*
SHP 49: *Fires a shell from his shotgun*
Bill: *Shoots SHP 49*
May: *Shoots SHP 29*
SHP 74: Get us a helicopter on the double!!
Bill: *Shoots SHP 74*
SHP 74: Ah!!! *Falls down, dead*
SHP 57: *Takes the Thompson dropped from SHP 67, and fires a whole magazine at May, missing with every shot*
May: *Shoots SHP 57 three times*
Bill: *Sees another car behind a building* May! See that Buick?
May: What about it?!
Bill: Hot wire it! *Throws a lock pick to May* Use this to unlock the door! It won't work on the ignition!
May: *Reloads her .38, and fires four bullets at the Highway Patrol officers, while running to the Buick*
Bill: *Shoots two officers*
SHP 88: *Falls down, knocking over his motorcycle*
The helicopter arrived, and so did four plus officers in three patrol cars.
Bill: *Shoots the pilot*
Pilot: *Losing control*
May: *Unlocks the door* Okay, I got it.
Pilot: *Crashes into the desert in the background*
Bill: *Reloads his gun, and shoots two plus officers*
SHP 75: *Shoots twice, hitting the window of the car Bill is hiding behind* Let's emballage, wrap this up gentlemen! There's only three of us left. Everyone else is too far away.
Bill: *Shoots one officer, then takes cover as five bullets are fired at him*
SHP 43: *Moves closer*
Bill: *Shoots him*
SHP 43: *Falls down*
SHP 91: *Fires three times with a shotgun*
Bill: *Stands up, and shoots SHP 91*
May: *Drives up to Bill, stopping suivant to him* Hop in.
Bill: *Goes to the right, and sits down suivant to May*
May: *Drives away* So, this is how we get back to Salt Lake City, huh?
Bill: Yeah.
May: And, how are we going to survive in order to get me to testify?
Bill: I'll think of something.
May: toi better think fast, ou we're goners.
Bill: Bitch, and moan to me about that another time.
Chief Warren looked at the clock. It was 5 PM.
Chief Warren: *Walks to Gordon* Lieutenant Huff!!
Gordon: *Stands up at his desk* Yes sir.
Chief Warren: Where is Bill Hudson?!
Gordon: How am I supposed to answer that question? Last time I saw him, he was flying to L.A.
Chief Warren: *Walks back to his office*
Inside his office, he talked to someone on his phone.
Chief Warren: They what?! How could one of your own men let them do that?! I understand the Highway Patrol's fuck up with the shoot out, but to let an alcoholic, and a busty slut take toi as a hostage, toi should feu that man right now... Okay. Talk to the Highway Patrol, and see what they can do. toi must get them before they leave California.
It was now night time. Bill, and May entered Barstow.
Bill: We'll stop at that hotel over there. We need to wake up par 6, and get out of here quickly. Understand?
May: Yep.
Bill: *Goes into the parking lot, and parks his car between a Continental, and a station wagon*
Inside their hotel room, Bill sat on the bed, using the phone, while May was laying down suivant to him.
Gordon: *Hears the phone ringing in his house, and answers* Yes?.... Hudson? Where have toi been?!
Bill: Listen to me Gordon, this is very important.
Gordon: I'm listening to you. Let's hope the chief is willing to listen too.
Bill: I'm with the woman he wants me to bring over, but he wants us dead. Both me, and the woman.
Gordon: *Can't believe his ears* ...what?
Bill: toi heard me. I'll let toi talk to her, and she can explain why.
Gordon: No no no, that's not necessary. What are toi two doing now?
Bill: We're still coming over. May has to testify, and I have to bring her in. Now listen, I'm going to call toi again at 3 PM tomorrow. I want toi to find out as much as toi can about what Warren has planned for us. Can toi do it?
Gordon: You're asking me to risk my life, to get information for you?
Bill: Will toi do it?
Gordon: Yes. I will. Goodnight Bill. *Hangs up*
Bill: *Turns off the light in the room, and lays down suivant to May* What I don't understand is why my chief wants me dead too.
May: What do toi do everyday?
Bill: *Thinks* Shit. My wife. Ever since she left me for that other man, I ended up drinking my life away. Maybe that's why he wants me dead. I wasn't exactly myself when I drank all those cans of beer, but...
May: But that gave him the opportunity to find a man worth killing. To make sure I never made it to Salt Lake City.
Bill: Can't be true.
May: But it is.
Bill: There will be a different truth once I get toi into Salt Lake City.
suivant morning, Bill, and May woke up to the sound of airplanes passing over the hotel.
Bill: *Gets up* Come on May, we gotta go.
May: What time is it?
Bill: *Looks at the clock* 7. We overslept. The damn alarm must be broken. *Takes off his shirt, and goes to the closet to put on a clean one*
Then, three Highway Patrol officers barged into the room.
SHP 95: Put your hands up toi two!!
Bill: *Looks at the officers with his hands up* Hope toi don't mind that I'm not wearing a shirt. I was just about to change into a clean one. *Quickly moves his hands down, hitting one officer in the head, and pulling out his gun*
SHP Officers: *Pull out their guns*
Bill: *Shoots one officer*
SHP 53: *Shoots the gun out of Bill's hand* That's enough. I'm giving toi two the chance to come quietly.
May: You're talking to the wrong person! *Gets out of the bed*
Bill: *Looks back* May?
May: *Pulls off her dress, touching her boobs* toi wanna kill us?! Go ahead!
SHP 53: *Helps 95 get up*
SHP 95: *Takes the gun from the dead Highway Patrol officer*
Both officers were pointing their pistolets at May.
Bill: *Dives on SHP 95, and pulls his gun out of his grasp, shooting SHP 53, then 95*
May: *Looking at the dead Highway Patrol officers*
Bill: *Gives May her dress* Don't ever do that again. *Looking at her boobs* That LAPD officer was right. toi are 36dd.
May: Am I turning toi on?
Bill: Yeah.
May: Can toi put your cock in between these melons?
Bill: Another time. Put your clothes on. We have to go.
Bill, and May got out of the hotel, only to four plus Highway Patrol officers.
SHP 59: *Shoots a bullet, hitting the mur to the left of Bill*
Bill: *Runs while holding May's hand*
May: What are toi doing?
Bill: Getting out of here with you! *Running to the car*
SHP 8: Get the airplane!
Bill: *Drives out of the parking lot*
SHP Officers: *Shooting bullets, but miss, hitting buildings Bill drives past*
SHP 82: *Flying an airplane*
Bill: *Drifts to the left*
SHP 82: *Follows Bill, and shoots 17 bullets. One of them hits the trunk*
Bill: Still have that gun I gave you?
May: Of course.
Bill: Shoot the pilot.
May: *Shoots three bullets, but they all hit the engine*
SHP 82: *Fires plus bullets, shattering the front, and back window*
Bill: Did toi get hit par any glass?
May: No. I'm okay.
Bill: Wonderful. *Drifts right*
Pilot: *Does a half loop, then follows Bill, firing plus bullets. One of them makes the back left tire go flat*
Bill: *Loses control, and goes down a cliff* Hang on!!
May: *Puts on her siège belt*
The pilot flew away, thinking his job was complete. The engine caught on feu as the car continued rolling down the cliff.
Bill: *Hits a rock, flipping the car onto it's right side. It slides all of the way to the bottom, putting serious damage on the whole right side of the car* Get out!! *Kicks the door open* Climb out this way! *Climbs out of the car*
May: *Gets out*
Bill: *Catches her, and carries her while running away*
The car exploded.
Bill: *Sets May down*
May: *Looks at the car* What do we do now?
Bill: Walk. *Walks with May*
Bill, and May were now walking alongside an isolated road. There was nothing but desert surrounding them.
May: Instead of getting me to Salt Lake City, toi managed to get me to the middle of nowhere.
Bill: *Turns around, and points at what's coming towards them* What do toi see there?
May: It looks like a boat. Do toi see that?
Bill: Yeah. We're not having a mirage.
The bateau was on a trailer being towed par a truck.
Bill & May: *Jump onto the trailer, and rest in the boat*
Bill: Now we'll get out from the middle of nowhere, and back into civilization.
May: Where does this road even go?
Bill: I don't know, but we'll find out.
May: What if we head back towards the Highway Patrol, and they chase us again?
Bill: Bitch, and moan about that another time, because it won't happen. Remember when toi asked if I could put my cock between your melons?
May: You'll do that?
Bill: Yeah, but try to stay quiet, ou else the driver will find us back here.
May: *Takes off her dress*
Bill: *Takes off his pants, and underwear*
May: *Puts her breasts around Bill's dick, and rubs it* This will pleasure me plus than it will pleasure you.
Bill: I don't know about that.
May: Oh really?
A few minutes later, the driver of the truck stopped at a rest area, with a gas station, and a hot dog stand suivant to a small, but comfortable hotel.
May: *Still rubbing Bill's dick with her breasts* We stopped.
Bill: Keep your voice down.
Truck Driver: *Pays the gas attendant six dollars, and walks out of the truck*
Bill: *Cums on May's face. Some of it goes onto her tits*
May: I wonder where he's going.
Bill: *Looks at the truck driver* He's going to get a hot dog. When the tank gets full, we'll high tail it out of here in the truck. Stay here in case it doesn't work.
May: Okay.
Bill: *Climbs out of the boat, and gets into the truck. He starts it, and sees that the tank is full. He drives out of the rest area while the fuel pompe sprays gasoline onto the road*
Gas Attendant: Hey!!! *Running after the truck*
May: *Shoots the gas, and the station catches on fire*
Bill: toi didn't have to do that!
May: It seemed right earlier!
Bill: Just for that, toi stay in the bateau until our suivant stop.
Mayor Danforth was at his house watching TV, when he heard a knock on the door.
Mayor Danforth: It's unlocked. Come in.
Chief Warren: *Walks into the house* Mayor!
Mayor Danforth: *Goes to his TV, and hits the off button* Yes Chief?
Chief Warren: *Walks closer* It's been 36 hours since Hudson went to L.A, and he hasn't returned! What the hell is taking him so long?!
Mayor Danforth: Do I look like I know the answer to your question? It was your idea to send him out there to bring May back here.
They went down to the basement to play pool.
Mayor Danforth: *Hits the cue ball, and watches it knock the 6 ball into a side pocket*
Chief Warren: That girl needs to testify. Bill needs to bring her here. I want toi to alert all police forces about this at once.
Mayor Danforth: Warren, he could be anywhere. *Hits the cue ball, but it taps the 2 ball, and no balls go into a pocket*
Chief Warren: Really? Where do toi think he is, Las Vegas?!
Bill did drive the truck, towing the bateau into Las Vegas.
Mayor Danforth: Chief, please-
Chief Warren: Don't please me toi bastard! I want Hudson, and Thomas here now!
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Bill: *Standing outside of the truck with May* Warren wants us there now.
May: I know, but why are we stopping?
Bill: Wait right here. *Walks into the gun shop, and points his gun at the cashier* No tricks! I want a 30 caliber machine gun, and an M16! Make sure both pistolets have over 300 bullets! You're gonna put it all on the bateau outside!
Cashier: On a boat?
Bill: On a trailer, being towed par my truck.
Cashier: Yes sir.
May: *Watching Bill, and the cashier get the weapons, and ammo into the boat*
Bill: All of those are for you. I got something else to do to the boat, and the truck.
Bill welded some metal pieces onto the bateau to turn it into a machine gun nest for May.
Bill: *Looking at May from the back of the boat* Now if any cops in Salt Lake shoot at you, feu warning shots. If toi have to shoot them, only shoot their weapons so they can't return fire. I don't want toi to kill any officers.
May: I understand.
Bill: Remember, this is only for Salt Lake City, so if anyone follows us outside of that town, feel free to blow their heads off. I have to make a call. *Walks into the welding station, and goes to a phone*
The clock behind him a dit 2:53
Gordon: *At his bureau in the police station. He hears his phone go off, and picks it up* Hello.
Bill: Alright, I know I'm a little early, but what did toi find out from Chief Warren?
Gordon: I heard him talk about snipers. That's all I heard.
Bill: That's all? Come on Gordon! This is a life, and death situation. Do toi want the chief to have me, and a busty prostitute murdered?
Gordon: Did toi say busty prostitute?
Bill: Gordon, please answer the question.
Gordon: No, I don't want toi killed, but Bill, are her, "things" the real deal?
Bill: They are. She had me put my cock in between them six hours ago.
Gordon: Where is she? What if she hears us talking about her rack?
Bill: It turns her on. Find out plus about what Warren's doing. I'll call toi tomorrow morning at 10.
Gordon: Yes Captain. Goodbye. *Hangs up*
May: *Walks over to Bill* Who were toi talking to?
Bill: My friend, Gordon Huff. He's getting us info about Warren's plan of attack.
May: What if he doesn't get enough info, and we die?
Bill: Bitch, and moan about that another time. It's time to go.
suivant morning at 10:03
Bill: *In a phone booth*
Gordon: *Picks up his phone at his house* Yes?
Bill: What are toi doing at home? Don't toi have to be in the station?
Gordon: I'm sick, but I got plus info for you. Chief Warren was talking to Mayor Danforth, and they're setting up a roadblock near the station if toi pass the snipers.
Bill: The mayor's in on this too?
Gordon: I'm afraid so.
Bill: No. I find that hard to believe. Talk to the mayor, find out what he really knows. I'm five miles from Salt Lake City. Meet me par the bridge, and if toi can, bring the mayor with you.
Gordon: Okay Bill. See toi there. *Hangs up*
Bill: *Hangs up*
May: *Walks over to Bill* I bought us some soda while they were refueling the truck.
Bill: That's fine, thank you. Is the tank full?
May: Yeah.
Bill: Then we better get going. *Walks back to the truck with May*
Gordon was still at his house, talking to the mayor on his phone.
Mayor Danforth: The Chief? Are toi sure Huff?
Gordon: Hudson told me. He's with May, driving back here right now. He wants us to meet him under the bridge just outside the city.
Mayor Danforth: Okay, I'll be down there as quickly as I can.
Gordon: Hurry. Hudson, and the prostitute are only 5 miles away from the bridge. We don't want to be late.
Mayor Danforth: I'll be there soon Lieutenant. *Hangs up*
Gordon arrived with Mayor Danforth under a highway bridge. They were waiting for Bill, and May.
Bill: *Stops behind Gordon, and Mayor Danforth*
Mayor Danforth: *Looks at Bill's truck, and boat, fortified with steel* It's a rolling fortress.
Bill: *Steps out of the truck*
Gordon: *Looks at Bill* Bill, what the hell have toi been doing?
Bill: Surviving. Chief Warren hired officers of the LAPD, and State Highway Patrol in California to kill May, and the guy bringing her to Salt Lake City to testify, all because she raped his cousin.
Mayor Danforth: The guy bringing her in to testify.
Gordon: You. He chose toi to bring her here so he could kill toi for your drinking problem.
Bill: Yeah well I'll give Warren a problem once I get to the station. toi two can follow us if toi want. *Walks back into the truck*
Gordon: Bill, toi don't have to do this.
Bill: Yes I do. *Drives the truck*
Gordon: Shit. Those snipers will get him now.
There were at least 20 police officers with sniper rifles on both sides of the rue Bill was travelling on to get to the police station.
Snipers: *Firing bullets*
Bill: *Watching the bullets hit the metal he welded on the truck*
May: *Using the .30 Caliber machine gun, she hits three rifles, making them fall out of the grip of the police officers*
Bill: *Turns right*
Snipers: *Start shooting at the boat*
May: *Hits plus rifles with the machine gun*
Chief Warren: *In his office, talking on the phone* Why did toi call me? Did toi get rid of them?
Sniper: That's why I'm calling toi sir. We tried shooting them, but their vehicle is heavily armored, and someone is shooting our rifles with a .30 caliber machine gun.
Chief Warren: Never mind. If none of toi can stop them, I'm sure the roadblock will.
They passed a few plus snipers, and they stopped firing.
Sniper 84: That's it. They're out of range.
Sniper 52: Let's hope those guys at the roadblock know what they're up against.
The roadblock consisted of two police cars, three cement barriers, and seven officers with M14 rifles.
Police Officer 26: How fast are they going?
Police Officer 90: 70 I think. Fire.
Police Officers: *Firing their rifles*
Bill: *Ducks as seven of the bullets hit the front window*
The truck rammed one of the police cars out of the way, and Bill was able to turn right to go to the police station.
Bill: *Gets out of the truck, and watches May get out of the bateau on the trailer behind the truck* We find Warren, interrogate him, arrest him, and then we'll take toi to the courthouse to testify.
May: Okay.
Police Officers: *Run up to Bill, and May*
May: *Points the M16 at them* Stay back!
Bill: Easy. *Makes May point the gun at the ground*
Police Officer 72: Hudson?
Police Officer 94: No one told me we were trying to kill you. *Looks at May* And this beautiful lady.
May: *Hugs Bill* I'm his.
Chief Warren: *Walks out with a revolver* What are toi guys doing?! Shoot them!!
Police Officers: *Pointing their pistolets at Chief Warren*
Gordon arrived with Mayor Danforth.
Chief Warren: *Sees the Mayor* Mayor! Thank goodness. *Walks to the Mayor* As toi can see here, my own men are going against me. We have to stop them.
Mayor Danforth: I don't think so Warren. I heard about toi trying to kill Bill, and May. Your men have every right to point their pistolets at you. You're fired.
Chief Warren: Fired?!?? *Turns around to shoot Bill, and May*
Police Officers: *Shoot Chief Warren, until he dies*
May: Now what?
Bill: chienne and moan about how we weren't going to make it here.
Police Officers: *Laughing*
Song (Start at 2:18): link
May: *Kisses Bill*
Bill: *Walks with May to the courthouse*
Gordon & Mayor Danforth: *Following Bill, and May with the other police officers*
Cast
SeanTheHedgehog as Bill Hudson
Hannah Belle as May Thomas
Jeff Bodine as Gordon Huff
Nate Ebner as Mayor Danforth
Bobby Cannavale as Chief Warren
This has been a SeanTheHedgehog Production from August 29, 2016
Derek: *Putting the Mondeo back together*
Ian: And this is why toi ride us trains. Not cars.
Derek: Shut up green diesel. I don't need toi to tell me what to do.
Ian: toi won't be saying that when I come back. *Leaves with his train*
S.B: We'll be back at 8:30 with Shado! Shado! Shado!
Derek: *Driving a Ford Mondeo down the road*
A basketball, basket-ball hit the hood, and the car immediately fell apart.
Derek: Bother! How am I supposed to sell this car now?!
S.B: *Looks at the damaged car* Ooh, sorry about that.
Derek: How come toi look like Johnny Lightning?
S.B: I don't know what you're talking about. Anyway, I'm S.B from Trainz, and I'm here to host tonight's episode of the S.S.S.S. We're gonna montrer toi two fan fictions, both based off of 70's films. The Challenger which is based off of The Gauntlet, and Shado! Shado! Shado! A étoile, star Wars version of Tora! Tora! Tora! Enjoy the show.
Song: link
Salt Lake City, 1966
Mustache Man: *Walks into a room with a woman*
Woman: *Taking off her blue dress, and goes into lit with the man*
Bill: *Watching in disgust from his brand new Pontiac GTO with a pair of binoculars. He puts them away, and opens a can of Budweiser. He drinks the Budweiser, then throws the empty can to the right of his car, landing on the floor suivant to eighteen other cans. He starts his car, and drives away*
SeanTheHedgehog Presents
The Challenger
Starring SeanTheHedgehog as Bill Hudson
Hannah Belle as May Thomas
Jeff Bodine as Gordon Huff
Nate Ebner as Mayor Danforth
Bobby Cannavale as Chief Warren
The sun was rising over Salt Late City, and Bill, despite being drunk, was doing an impressive job of driving the 35 mile an heure speed limit, while staying on his side of the road.
Bill: *Turns right, going onto Interstate 89*
Skip the song to 2:18
Bill: *Passes an intersection as the light turns yellow*
People: *Driving their cars as their light turns green*
Bill: *Takes a right, into the parking lot of a police station. He slowly moves the car towards a parking l’espace marked Captain Bill Hudson. He parks the car in his space, and gets out. He slowly walks to the police station*
Once he got in, he was greeted par Gordon.
Gordon: You're late Hudson.
Bill: Who's complaining?
Gordon: Well-
Bill: Besides toi Lieutenant.
Gordon: The chief has been asking me about toi since 7. You're 30 minutes late.
Bill: So what? *Walks to the chief's office*
Gordon: He's got an important assignment for you. Try to at least make yourself look decent! And get rid of that stench of booze!
Bill walked into the Chief's office.
Bill: *Sees Chief Warren with Mayor Danforth* Chief Warren.
Chief Warren: Hudson. Go ahead, and take a seat.
Bill: *Sits down* Lieutenant Huff says toi have an important assignment for me.
Mayor Danforth: We have an important assignment for toi Captain.
Chief Warren: toi were on vacation about a week il y a when this happened, but we had a woman walk around this town, getting involved in prostitution, and murder.
Bill: How did she get into that combo?
Chief Warren: She was having sex with a man, but he was a homosexual, and was dating another man. However, he wanted to try some pussy before breaking up with his boyfriend, when he arrived. He threatened to kill them, when the woman shot him with a 38.
Bill: Where is the woman?
Mayor Danforth: That's why I'm here. LAPD caught her harassing a man, and they notified me about it.
Chief Warren: toi see, we need her here to testify. About her murder. We got toi a ticket to Los Angeles, and your flight leaves at 12. She needs to testify today at 4. toi should be back par 2:30, if nothing delays you.
Bill: I will not be delayed in any way. I will complete this task for toi with no foul ups.
Mayor Danforth: Here's your ticket. *Gives Bill his ticket* It's round trip, so keep it with toi until toi return here.
Bill: Yes sir. *Walks away*
Chief Warren: He's the best choice for this assignment.
Mayor Danforth: Why?
Chief Warren: I've heard a lot of things about the woman he's going to bring here. She can be troublesome, but not for Bill Hudson. We call him the challenger, because he can deal with tough assignments like they're nothing.
Gordon: *Sees Bill, and follows him* What did he say?
Bill: He gave me a special assignment. If you're still here at 11:30, I need toi to do something for me.
Gordon: What is it?
Bill: When the time comes, I'll tell you.
When it was 11:30, Bill returned to the station in a taxi. He walked back inside, and went to Gordon's desk.
Bill: *Steps in front of Gordon* Lieutenant, it's time.
Gordon: For what?
Bill: Remember that assignment I told toi about?
Gordon: Yeah.
Bill: Well I dropped my car off back at my house, and now I'm going to Los Angeles.
Gordon: Why are toi going all the way to Los Angeles?
Bill: To bring a woman here, she needs to testify over a murder. Now let's go. I need a ride to the airport.
Bill's plane left for Los Angeles at 11:59, one minute early.
Bill: *Walking out of the airport*
LAPD 63: Mr. Hudson?
Bill: Yes.
LAPD 63: Come with me, and I'll take toi to your woman.
Bill: *Goes with the officer into a police car. They drive to a jail* My superiors never told me who this woman is that I'm taking back to Salt Lake City.
LAPD 63: May Thomas. She's blonde, 26, and her tits are 36dd.
Bill: Too much information?
LAPD 63: Alright, suivant time toi wanna know about a woman, I'll only tell toi about her tits.
Bill: *About to say something, but closes his mouth*
In two minutes, they arrived at the jail.
Bill: *Walks out of the car, and into the jail*
LAPD 63: *Follows him* He's here for May Thomas.
LAPD 52: Ah, the woman heading for Salt Lake City. Okay, follow me. *Walks with Bill to May's jail cell*
May: *Sitting in her cell*
LAPD 52: *Arrives with Bill* Ms. Thomas? Your chaperone back to Salt Lake City has arrived.
May: *Looks at Bill* You're from Salt Lake City?
Bill: That's right. Let's go.
LAPD 52: *Opens the door* Out of your cell Misses.
May: *Walks to Bill* toi gotta listen to me, *Points to the LAPD officer* These guys won't. If we go back, they're gonna kill us.
Bill: Who?
May: Your chief.
Bill: Why?
LAPD 52: Let's go.
Bill: Alright, we're coming.
May: No we're not!
Bill: Look, I don't know what kind of game you're trying to play, but we're going back to Salt Lake City.
May: NO! I DON'T WANT TO!!
Bill: *Carrying May*
May: THEY'RE GONNA KILL US!!!
Bill: Oh shut up.
LAPD 52: *Walks with Bill, and May to the police car, nodding to LAPD 63*
Bill: I'll sit in the back with her while toi drive.
LAPD 52: Yes sir.
Bill, and May were getting close to the airport.
LAPD 52: Okay, thanks for stopping par Hudson.
Bill: No problem.
LAPD 52: *Turns right into an alleyway, and stops*
Bill: *Pulls out his gun* What the hell do toi think you're doing?
LAPD 52: *Has his hand on his gun, but decides not to pull it out* Ah shit.
Bill: *Takes the LAPD's gun, and puts it on the dashboard* toi wanna explain what's going on?
LAPD 52: *Points back to May with his thumb* Well, the lady was telling toi the truth. Your chief? She raped his cousin. That's why he wants her dead. Every officer in your department has been looking for her.
Bill: So the prostitution, and murder is false.
May: No, but I really don't wanna go back there.
Bill: Do toi have other officers in the airport?
LAPD 52: Yes.
Bill: Okay. Drive to Bakersfield. We'll find another ride there, and work our way back to Salt Lake City.
LAPD 52: Yes sir. *Backs up from the alleyway, and drives for Bakersfield*
As they started moving vers l'avant, vers l’avant again, they passed a State Highway Patrol car with two men inside.
LAPD 52: Now how are toi going to get May to testify without getting yourselves shot?
Bill: Haven't thought of that yet, but I'll think of something.
LAPD 52: That's what they all say.
Bill: Hey, remember that toi have a gun pointed to your head, so shut the fuck up.
LAPD 52: I'm very sorry.
Bill: Don't be. Just drop us off at Bakersfield.
LAPD 52: I heard toi the first time.
May: How are we going to get to Salt Lake City after we get to Bakersfield?
Bill: toi think I'm telling toi with this guy here?
LAPD 52: Hey, if toi don't trust me, why don't toi shoot me?
Bill: Don't tempt me. *Pulls back the hammer*
May: Why would toi want him to shoot you?
LAPD 52: salut lady, how about toi take your dress off, and montrer me those tanks?
Bill: Both of you, keep your fucking mouth shut, until we get to Bakersfield.
May: But I'm on your side.
Bill: Doesn't matter.
LAPD 52: I bet toi as soon as toi step foot into Salt Lake City, they'll blow your heads off.
May: I bet you've never had sex with a real woman like me.
LAPD 52: AHHHHHHH!!! *Stops on the side of the road*
May: Why did toi stop? Keep going.
LAPD 52: *Reaches for his Gun*
Bill: *Takes it, and points it at LAPD 52, along with his own gun* toi heard her, now go!
LAPD 52: *Infuriated as he continues to drive*
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Bakersfield. The LAPD officer stopped there to let Bill, and May off.
Bill: *Gets out with May* Thanks for everything. Tell anyone where we are, and I'll kill you.
LAPD 52: You're bluffing.
Bill: *Points his gun at LAPD 52* Just go.
LAPD 52: *Drives away*
Bill: *Walks with May*
May: Now what?
Bill: *Drops his plane ticket on the ground* I won't be needing that. How much money have toi got?
May: Three grand.
Bill: They let toi keep that?
May: Of course. It's mine. I got it for working.
Bill: Was this an actual job, ou just prostitution?
May: Haha. So what are we going to do?
Bill: Find a place that sells cars. I got $1,700 with me, so we should have enough for our trip.
Stop the song
A highway patrol car was heading to Bakersfield.
SHP 52: California State Highway Patrol car 25, the LAPD officer dropped off May Thomas in Bakersfield. Request back up, we're going in for the arrest.
Dispatch: Affirmative.
SHP 55: They could be armed.
SHP 52: That's why I called for back up. Drive towards them.
Bill: *Points to a building* There we go. I see a few cars there.
SHP 55: *Stops suivant to them*
SHP 52: *Points his gun at May* toi there! Get inside right now!
Bill: *Pulls out his gun, and shoots the two officers*
May: toi just killed two officers.
Bill: They had intentions to kill toi too. That's what toi told me. Right?
May: Yes.
Bill: Alrighty then. *Gives May a .38* This is the gun I took from the officer who drove us here. Let's get the bodies out of the car, and drive out of here.
SHP 26: *In another car with another officer* They killed them. Get every officer toi can down here, we're taking these two down.
SHP 96: *Drives the car towards them*
Bill: We got company. Get in the car.
SHP 96: *Getting close*
Bill: *Shoots the driver*
SHP 96: *Crashes into the car that May was about to get in*
SHP 26: *Dead*
May: I nearly got hurt. Bastards could have gone a different way instead of having to hit that car.
plus sirens were heard.
Bill: Take the ammo out of their guns, and use it for the one I gave you.
May: Okay.
Highway Patrol Officers: *Arrive in seven patrol cars, and three motorcycles*
SHP 67: *Pulls out a Thompson* May Thomas!! We don't know who you're with, but we want the both of toi to stand up with your hands up!! Stop crouching behind those cars!!
Bill: *Shoots SHP 67*
SHP 29: *Fires two bullets from a 1911 Colt*
SHP 49: *Fires a shell from his shotgun*
Bill: *Shoots SHP 49*
May: *Shoots SHP 29*
SHP 74: Get us a helicopter on the double!!
Bill: *Shoots SHP 74*
SHP 74: Ah!!! *Falls down, dead*
SHP 57: *Takes the Thompson dropped from SHP 67, and fires a whole magazine at May, missing with every shot*
May: *Shoots SHP 57 three times*
Bill: *Sees another car behind a building* May! See that Buick?
May: What about it?!
Bill: Hot wire it! *Throws a lock pick to May* Use this to unlock the door! It won't work on the ignition!
May: *Reloads her .38, and fires four bullets at the Highway Patrol officers, while running to the Buick*
Bill: *Shoots two officers*
SHP 88: *Falls down, knocking over his motorcycle*
The helicopter arrived, and so did four plus officers in three patrol cars.
Bill: *Shoots the pilot*
Pilot: *Losing control*
May: *Unlocks the door* Okay, I got it.
Pilot: *Crashes into the desert in the background*
Bill: *Reloads his gun, and shoots two plus officers*
SHP 75: *Shoots twice, hitting the window of the car Bill is hiding behind* Let's emballage, wrap this up gentlemen! There's only three of us left. Everyone else is too far away.
Bill: *Shoots one officer, then takes cover as five bullets are fired at him*
SHP 43: *Moves closer*
Bill: *Shoots him*
SHP 43: *Falls down*
SHP 91: *Fires three times with a shotgun*
Bill: *Stands up, and shoots SHP 91*
May: *Drives up to Bill, stopping suivant to him* Hop in.
Bill: *Goes to the right, and sits down suivant to May*
May: *Drives away* So, this is how we get back to Salt Lake City, huh?
Bill: Yeah.
May: And, how are we going to survive in order to get me to testify?
Bill: I'll think of something.
May: toi better think fast, ou we're goners.
Bill: Bitch, and moan to me about that another time.
Chief Warren looked at the clock. It was 5 PM.
Chief Warren: *Walks to Gordon* Lieutenant Huff!!
Gordon: *Stands up at his desk* Yes sir.
Chief Warren: Where is Bill Hudson?!
Gordon: How am I supposed to answer that question? Last time I saw him, he was flying to L.A.
Chief Warren: *Walks back to his office*
Inside his office, he talked to someone on his phone.
Chief Warren: They what?! How could one of your own men let them do that?! I understand the Highway Patrol's fuck up with the shoot out, but to let an alcoholic, and a busty slut take toi as a hostage, toi should feu that man right now... Okay. Talk to the Highway Patrol, and see what they can do. toi must get them before they leave California.
It was now night time. Bill, and May entered Barstow.
Bill: We'll stop at that hotel over there. We need to wake up par 6, and get out of here quickly. Understand?
May: Yep.
Bill: *Goes into the parking lot, and parks his car between a Continental, and a station wagon*
Inside their hotel room, Bill sat on the bed, using the phone, while May was laying down suivant to him.
Gordon: *Hears the phone ringing in his house, and answers* Yes?.... Hudson? Where have toi been?!
Bill: Listen to me Gordon, this is very important.
Gordon: I'm listening to you. Let's hope the chief is willing to listen too.
Bill: I'm with the woman he wants me to bring over, but he wants us dead. Both me, and the woman.
Gordon: *Can't believe his ears* ...what?
Bill: toi heard me. I'll let toi talk to her, and she can explain why.
Gordon: No no no, that's not necessary. What are toi two doing now?
Bill: We're still coming over. May has to testify, and I have to bring her in. Now listen, I'm going to call toi again at 3 PM tomorrow. I want toi to find out as much as toi can about what Warren has planned for us. Can toi do it?
Gordon: You're asking me to risk my life, to get information for you?
Bill: Will toi do it?
Gordon: Yes. I will. Goodnight Bill. *Hangs up*
Bill: *Turns off the light in the room, and lays down suivant to May* What I don't understand is why my chief wants me dead too.
May: What do toi do everyday?
Bill: *Thinks* Shit. My wife. Ever since she left me for that other man, I ended up drinking my life away. Maybe that's why he wants me dead. I wasn't exactly myself when I drank all those cans of beer, but...
May: But that gave him the opportunity to find a man worth killing. To make sure I never made it to Salt Lake City.
Bill: Can't be true.
May: But it is.
Bill: There will be a different truth once I get toi into Salt Lake City.
suivant morning, Bill, and May woke up to the sound of airplanes passing over the hotel.
Bill: *Gets up* Come on May, we gotta go.
May: What time is it?
Bill: *Looks at the clock* 7. We overslept. The damn alarm must be broken. *Takes off his shirt, and goes to the closet to put on a clean one*
Then, three Highway Patrol officers barged into the room.
SHP 95: Put your hands up toi two!!
Bill: *Looks at the officers with his hands up* Hope toi don't mind that I'm not wearing a shirt. I was just about to change into a clean one. *Quickly moves his hands down, hitting one officer in the head, and pulling out his gun*
SHP Officers: *Pull out their guns*
Bill: *Shoots one officer*
SHP 53: *Shoots the gun out of Bill's hand* That's enough. I'm giving toi two the chance to come quietly.
May: You're talking to the wrong person! *Gets out of the bed*
Bill: *Looks back* May?
May: *Pulls off her dress, touching her boobs* toi wanna kill us?! Go ahead!
SHP 53: *Helps 95 get up*
SHP 95: *Takes the gun from the dead Highway Patrol officer*
Both officers were pointing their pistolets at May.
Bill: *Dives on SHP 95, and pulls his gun out of his grasp, shooting SHP 53, then 95*
May: *Looking at the dead Highway Patrol officers*
Bill: *Gives May her dress* Don't ever do that again. *Looking at her boobs* That LAPD officer was right. toi are 36dd.
May: Am I turning toi on?
Bill: Yeah.
May: Can toi put your cock in between these melons?
Bill: Another time. Put your clothes on. We have to go.
Bill, and May got out of the hotel, only to four plus Highway Patrol officers.
SHP 59: *Shoots a bullet, hitting the mur to the left of Bill*
Bill: *Runs while holding May's hand*
May: What are toi doing?
Bill: Getting out of here with you! *Running to the car*
SHP 8: Get the airplane!
Bill: *Drives out of the parking lot*
SHP Officers: *Shooting bullets, but miss, hitting buildings Bill drives past*
SHP 82: *Flying an airplane*
Bill: *Drifts to the left*
SHP 82: *Follows Bill, and shoots 17 bullets. One of them hits the trunk*
Bill: Still have that gun I gave you?
May: Of course.
Bill: Shoot the pilot.
May: *Shoots three bullets, but they all hit the engine*
SHP 82: *Fires plus bullets, shattering the front, and back window*
Bill: Did toi get hit par any glass?
May: No. I'm okay.
Bill: Wonderful. *Drifts right*
Pilot: *Does a half loop, then follows Bill, firing plus bullets. One of them makes the back left tire go flat*
Bill: *Loses control, and goes down a cliff* Hang on!!
May: *Puts on her siège belt*
The pilot flew away, thinking his job was complete. The engine caught on feu as the car continued rolling down the cliff.
Bill: *Hits a rock, flipping the car onto it's right side. It slides all of the way to the bottom, putting serious damage on the whole right side of the car* Get out!! *Kicks the door open* Climb out this way! *Climbs out of the car*
May: *Gets out*
Bill: *Catches her, and carries her while running away*
The car exploded.
Bill: *Sets May down*
May: *Looks at the car* What do we do now?
Bill: Walk. *Walks with May*
Bill, and May were now walking alongside an isolated road. There was nothing but desert surrounding them.
May: Instead of getting me to Salt Lake City, toi managed to get me to the middle of nowhere.
Bill: *Turns around, and points at what's coming towards them* What do toi see there?
May: It looks like a boat. Do toi see that?
Bill: Yeah. We're not having a mirage.
The bateau was on a trailer being towed par a truck.
Bill & May: *Jump onto the trailer, and rest in the boat*
Bill: Now we'll get out from the middle of nowhere, and back into civilization.
May: Where does this road even go?
Bill: I don't know, but we'll find out.
May: What if we head back towards the Highway Patrol, and they chase us again?
Bill: Bitch, and moan about that another time, because it won't happen. Remember when toi asked if I could put my cock between your melons?
May: You'll do that?
Bill: Yeah, but try to stay quiet, ou else the driver will find us back here.
May: *Takes off her dress*
Bill: *Takes off his pants, and underwear*
May: *Puts her breasts around Bill's dick, and rubs it* This will pleasure me plus than it will pleasure you.
Bill: I don't know about that.
May: Oh really?
A few minutes later, the driver of the truck stopped at a rest area, with a gas station, and a hot dog stand suivant to a small, but comfortable hotel.
May: *Still rubbing Bill's dick with her breasts* We stopped.
Bill: Keep your voice down.
Truck Driver: *Pays the gas attendant six dollars, and walks out of the truck*
Bill: *Cums on May's face. Some of it goes onto her tits*
May: I wonder where he's going.
Bill: *Looks at the truck driver* He's going to get a hot dog. When the tank gets full, we'll high tail it out of here in the truck. Stay here in case it doesn't work.
May: Okay.
Bill: *Climbs out of the boat, and gets into the truck. He starts it, and sees that the tank is full. He drives out of the rest area while the fuel pompe sprays gasoline onto the road*
Gas Attendant: Hey!!! *Running after the truck*
May: *Shoots the gas, and the station catches on fire*
Bill: toi didn't have to do that!
May: It seemed right earlier!
Bill: Just for that, toi stay in the bateau until our suivant stop.
Mayor Danforth was at his house watching TV, when he heard a knock on the door.
Mayor Danforth: It's unlocked. Come in.
Chief Warren: *Walks into the house* Mayor!
Mayor Danforth: *Goes to his TV, and hits the off button* Yes Chief?
Chief Warren: *Walks closer* It's been 36 hours since Hudson went to L.A, and he hasn't returned! What the hell is taking him so long?!
Mayor Danforth: Do I look like I know the answer to your question? It was your idea to send him out there to bring May back here.
They went down to the basement to play pool.
Mayor Danforth: *Hits the cue ball, and watches it knock the 6 ball into a side pocket*
Chief Warren: That girl needs to testify. Bill needs to bring her here. I want toi to alert all police forces about this at once.
Mayor Danforth: Warren, he could be anywhere. *Hits the cue ball, but it taps the 2 ball, and no balls go into a pocket*
Chief Warren: Really? Where do toi think he is, Las Vegas?!
Bill did drive the truck, towing the bateau into Las Vegas.
Mayor Danforth: Chief, please-
Chief Warren: Don't please me toi bastard! I want Hudson, and Thomas here now!
* * *
Bill: *Standing outside of the truck with May* Warren wants us there now.
May: I know, but why are we stopping?
Bill: Wait right here. *Walks into the gun shop, and points his gun at the cashier* No tricks! I want a 30 caliber machine gun, and an M16! Make sure both pistolets have over 300 bullets! You're gonna put it all on the bateau outside!
Cashier: On a boat?
Bill: On a trailer, being towed par my truck.
Cashier: Yes sir.
May: *Watching Bill, and the cashier get the weapons, and ammo into the boat*
Bill: All of those are for you. I got something else to do to the boat, and the truck.
Bill welded some metal pieces onto the bateau to turn it into a machine gun nest for May.
Bill: *Looking at May from the back of the boat* Now if any cops in Salt Lake shoot at you, feu warning shots. If toi have to shoot them, only shoot their weapons so they can't return fire. I don't want toi to kill any officers.
May: I understand.
Bill: Remember, this is only for Salt Lake City, so if anyone follows us outside of that town, feel free to blow their heads off. I have to make a call. *Walks into the welding station, and goes to a phone*
The clock behind him a dit 2:53
Gordon: *At his bureau in the police station. He hears his phone go off, and picks it up* Hello.
Bill: Alright, I know I'm a little early, but what did toi find out from Chief Warren?
Gordon: I heard him talk about snipers. That's all I heard.
Bill: That's all? Come on Gordon! This is a life, and death situation. Do toi want the chief to have me, and a busty prostitute murdered?
Gordon: Did toi say busty prostitute?
Bill: Gordon, please answer the question.
Gordon: No, I don't want toi killed, but Bill, are her, "things" the real deal?
Bill: They are. She had me put my cock in between them six hours ago.
Gordon: Where is she? What if she hears us talking about her rack?
Bill: It turns her on. Find out plus about what Warren's doing. I'll call toi tomorrow morning at 10.
Gordon: Yes Captain. Goodbye. *Hangs up*
May: *Walks over to Bill* Who were toi talking to?
Bill: My friend, Gordon Huff. He's getting us info about Warren's plan of attack.
May: What if he doesn't get enough info, and we die?
Bill: Bitch, and moan about that another time. It's time to go.
suivant morning at 10:03
Bill: *In a phone booth*
Gordon: *Picks up his phone at his house* Yes?
Bill: What are toi doing at home? Don't toi have to be in the station?
Gordon: I'm sick, but I got plus info for you. Chief Warren was talking to Mayor Danforth, and they're setting up a roadblock near the station if toi pass the snipers.
Bill: The mayor's in on this too?
Gordon: I'm afraid so.
Bill: No. I find that hard to believe. Talk to the mayor, find out what he really knows. I'm five miles from Salt Lake City. Meet me par the bridge, and if toi can, bring the mayor with you.
Gordon: Okay Bill. See toi there. *Hangs up*
Bill: *Hangs up*
May: *Walks over to Bill* I bought us some soda while they were refueling the truck.
Bill: That's fine, thank you. Is the tank full?
May: Yeah.
Bill: Then we better get going. *Walks back to the truck with May*
Gordon was still at his house, talking to the mayor on his phone.
Mayor Danforth: The Chief? Are toi sure Huff?
Gordon: Hudson told me. He's with May, driving back here right now. He wants us to meet him under the bridge just outside the city.
Mayor Danforth: Okay, I'll be down there as quickly as I can.
Gordon: Hurry. Hudson, and the prostitute are only 5 miles away from the bridge. We don't want to be late.
Mayor Danforth: I'll be there soon Lieutenant. *Hangs up*
Gordon arrived with Mayor Danforth under a highway bridge. They were waiting for Bill, and May.
Bill: *Stops behind Gordon, and Mayor Danforth*
Mayor Danforth: *Looks at Bill's truck, and boat, fortified with steel* It's a rolling fortress.
Bill: *Steps out of the truck*
Gordon: *Looks at Bill* Bill, what the hell have toi been doing?
Bill: Surviving. Chief Warren hired officers of the LAPD, and State Highway Patrol in California to kill May, and the guy bringing her to Salt Lake City to testify, all because she raped his cousin.
Mayor Danforth: The guy bringing her in to testify.
Gordon: You. He chose toi to bring her here so he could kill toi for your drinking problem.
Bill: Yeah well I'll give Warren a problem once I get to the station. toi two can follow us if toi want. *Walks back into the truck*
Gordon: Bill, toi don't have to do this.
Bill: Yes I do. *Drives the truck*
Gordon: Shit. Those snipers will get him now.
There were at least 20 police officers with sniper rifles on both sides of the rue Bill was travelling on to get to the police station.
Snipers: *Firing bullets*
Bill: *Watching the bullets hit the metal he welded on the truck*
May: *Using the .30 Caliber machine gun, she hits three rifles, making them fall out of the grip of the police officers*
Bill: *Turns right*
Snipers: *Start shooting at the boat*
May: *Hits plus rifles with the machine gun*
Chief Warren: *In his office, talking on the phone* Why did toi call me? Did toi get rid of them?
Sniper: That's why I'm calling toi sir. We tried shooting them, but their vehicle is heavily armored, and someone is shooting our rifles with a .30 caliber machine gun.
Chief Warren: Never mind. If none of toi can stop them, I'm sure the roadblock will.
They passed a few plus snipers, and they stopped firing.
Sniper 84: That's it. They're out of range.
Sniper 52: Let's hope those guys at the roadblock know what they're up against.
The roadblock consisted of two police cars, three cement barriers, and seven officers with M14 rifles.
Police Officer 26: How fast are they going?
Police Officer 90: 70 I think. Fire.
Police Officers: *Firing their rifles*
Bill: *Ducks as seven of the bullets hit the front window*
The truck rammed one of the police cars out of the way, and Bill was able to turn right to go to the police station.
Bill: *Gets out of the truck, and watches May get out of the bateau on the trailer behind the truck* We find Warren, interrogate him, arrest him, and then we'll take toi to the courthouse to testify.
May: Okay.
Police Officers: *Run up to Bill, and May*
May: *Points the M16 at them* Stay back!
Bill: Easy. *Makes May point the gun at the ground*
Police Officer 72: Hudson?
Police Officer 94: No one told me we were trying to kill you. *Looks at May* And this beautiful lady.
May: *Hugs Bill* I'm his.
Chief Warren: *Walks out with a revolver* What are toi guys doing?! Shoot them!!
Police Officers: *Pointing their pistolets at Chief Warren*
Gordon arrived with Mayor Danforth.
Chief Warren: *Sees the Mayor* Mayor! Thank goodness. *Walks to the Mayor* As toi can see here, my own men are going against me. We have to stop them.
Mayor Danforth: I don't think so Warren. I heard about toi trying to kill Bill, and May. Your men have every right to point their pistolets at you. You're fired.
Chief Warren: Fired?!?? *Turns around to shoot Bill, and May*
Police Officers: *Shoot Chief Warren, until he dies*
May: Now what?
Bill: chienne and moan about how we weren't going to make it here.
Police Officers: *Laughing*
Song (Start at 2:18): link
May: *Kisses Bill*
Bill: *Walks with May to the courthouse*
Gordon & Mayor Danforth: *Following Bill, and May with the other police officers*
Cast
SeanTheHedgehog as Bill Hudson
Hannah Belle as May Thomas
Jeff Bodine as Gordon Huff
Nate Ebner as Mayor Danforth
Bobby Cannavale as Chief Warren
This has been a SeanTheHedgehog Production from August 29, 2016
Derek: *Putting the Mondeo back together*
Ian: And this is why toi ride us trains. Not cars.
Derek: Shut up green diesel. I don't need toi to tell me what to do.
Ian: toi won't be saying that when I come back. *Leaves with his train*
S.B: We'll be back at 8:30 with Shado! Shado! Shado!
