Song: link
Twilight: Let me point this out right now! I'm the most important poney in the entire universe!
Applejack: Did toi even check to see where toi were standing?
Twilight: Why?
Eddie: *Blows his horn as he runs over Twilight*
Rarity: *Watching Eddie leave as he pulls fifteen Southern Pacific boxcars*
Fluttershy: Will she be okay?
arc en ciel Dash: Somehow, I don't doubt it. Let's get My Little Pornstar: The Fanfiction set up. This is the original version par the way, not the extended one.
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..
Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - arc en ciel Dash
Edward Richtofen from Call Of Duty: Black Ops - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland montrer - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - cidre fort, applejack
Now, let's begin with the intro
Intro
Theme song: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
arc en ciel Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* salut Fluttershy, toi smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, toi are my best friends.
My Little Pornstar: Friendship Is For Faggots
Our story takes place in the an 1968. Twilight Sparkle has been a princess for an entire year, and America has experienced lots of change. As of right now, their army is fighting against the Vietnamese, and Shining Armor is one of the ponies that got drafted to fight in Vietnam.
American Ponies: *Running to cover while firing M16 rifles*
Vietnamese Ponies: *Returning feu with AK47's*
But, everyone in Pornstarville would experience a new enemy. It all started when Applebloom arrived at her school.
Applebloom: Howdy Sweetie Belle. Why are all of the students standing outside? Shouldn't we be in the school?
Sweetie Belle: Oh Applebloom! It's terrible! Cheerilee got fired!
Applebloom: What? Who would do that to Cheerilee?
Sweetie Belle: Some stallion that drives an orange car. Not only did he feu Cheerilee, but he also took Diamond Tiara, and Silver Spoon away. No one has seen them since.
Applebloom: We might be next.
Sweetie Belle: We were told to stay here until he returned. You're lucky he hasn't seen toi yet.
Scootaloo: *Looks down the road, and sees an orange car coming* I don't know about that.
Sweetie Belle: Applebloom, toi have to get out of here. Find someone to help us, and save Cheerilee, and the others if they haven't been killed yet.
Applebloom: Okay. *Sees a brown stallion get in a car, and hops in the back without the driver noticing*
Applebloom hops into the back of this car
Brown Stallion: *Drives the car with Applebloom in the back*
Sweetie Belle: Good luck Applebloom.
Stallion; *Sees Applebloom in the car, turns around, and chases it*
Song: link
Brown Stallion: *Sees the orange car get closer to him, and floors it*
Stallion: *Follows the brown stallion's car*
Applebloom: *Looks at the orange car*
Stallion: *Lightly taps the back of the car Applebloom is in*
Brown Stallion: *Turns left*
Stallion: *Gets to the right side of the car Applebloom is in, and pushes it to the left*
Brown Stallion: *Nearly hits a dark green Cadillac, then turns right*
Stallion: *Hits a feu hydrant*
Brown Stallion: *Passes an intersection that has a red light*
Stallion: *About to traverser, croix the intersection, but gets hit on the right from a big rig hauling a flatbed. He then crashes into a black car that looks just like his*
Applebloom knew she was sûr, sans danger now. She decided to go tell arc en ciel Dash about the horrible news.
Stop the song
Applebloom: *Hops out of the car as it passes arc en ciel Dash's cloudhouse* arc en ciel Dash?! *Stands on haut, retour au début of an Oldsmobile* arc en ciel Dash, I need your help!!
arc en ciel Dash: *Comes out of her nuage house, and lands in front of Applebloom* What's the problem? *Sees a purple car stop behind Applebloom* (Who's car could this be?)
Stallions: *Get out of the car, and walk toward Applebloom* toi there! We want to have a word with you!
Applebloom: Leave me alone!! *Running away*
Stallions: *Chasing Applebloom. They grab her, coup de poing her, and drag her toward the car*
Applebloom: This is a mad house!! A maad hooouse!!! *Gets placed in the tronc of the car*
Stallions: *Drive away*
arc en ciel Dash decided to tell Princess Celestia about the horror that she just saw. She flew back into her cloudhouse, and made a call to the princess.
arc en ciel Dash: *Holding onto the phone* Please pick up.
Celestia: *Answers the call* Hello?
arc en ciel Dash: Princess? This is arc en ciel Dash-
Celestia: *Pleased* Dashie! What's happening my friend?
arc en ciel Dash: Nothing good. toi see-
Celestia: Have I ever introduced toi to my friend Tirek? We're coming down to Pornstarville to visit you, your friends, and see a new film called Where Eagles Dare. Care to rejoindre us?
arc en ciel Dash: Okay.
Celestia: Good. *Hangs up*
6 hours later
arc en ciel Dash: *With Princess Celestia, and Tirek* It's great to see toi two, but I have something important to tell you. Applebloom, and her Friends are in trouble.
Celestia: Oh don't worry about them arc en ciel Dash. Those three can get away with anything.
Tirek: Princess. The movie?
Celestia: Oh yes. We must get going arc en ciel Dash. Can toi go with us?
arc en ciel Dash: I'm sorry Celestia, but I have other things to do. Pinkie Pie, and Twilight want me to help them expand the library.
Celestia: Oh well. Perhaps another time. *Walks away with Tirek*
At the movie theater, Celestia, and Tirek were waiting for their popcorn.
Tirek: The movie starts in seven minutes. We have plenty of time.
Celestia: Okay. toi know Tirek, I want to tell toi something-
Movie Pony: Miss Celestia, do toi want beurre on your popcorn?
Celestia: Ugh, James! Please don't interrupt me while I'm talking!
Movie Pony: Fine, I'll just give toi the kernels! *Muttering to himself*
Tirek: toi were saying Celestia?
Celestia: So, if anything bad were to happen to me, god forbid, toi can take my place as princess of Pontiac.
Tirek: toi mean, be the prince of Pontiac? Do toi really mean that? It's a huge responsibility.
Celestia: Yes, I do mean it. You're a good guy, and I know you'll take good care of everyone.
Tirek: Thank toi Celestia. toi don't know how much this means to me. par the way, I have a really awesome bateau that I want to take a ride on with you, after the movie.
Celestia: I'd be delighted.
After the movie, Celestia, and Tirek went to the harbor to ride on Tirek's boat. It was dark par the time they arrived.
Tirek: Are toi ready for the ride?
Celestia: Yes I am, and might I add, this is a very nice bateau toi have.
They both got on board, and the bateau left the harbor. They didn't go far though, because the bateau started to sink. Tirek, and the driver of the bateau swam to the harbor, but unfortunately, Celestia drowned.
Song (Start it at 1:31:52): link
Celestia's funeral was held in Pontiac. Everyone from all over America came to the funeral, including the mane 6. Many ponies had some things to say, including how much they loved Celestia, and how they were going to miss her. Everyone felt remorse, and sadness, and some had tears coming out of their eyes. Princess Celestia was a wonderful princess, and would be missed par everyone.
The jour after Celestia's funeral, Tirek arrived at the town's courthouse.
Court Pony: Good morning Tirek. I have the papers for you. *Hands Tirek several papers stapled together. The first page says how to rule Equestria nicely*
Tirek: Thank toi sir. *Leaves the courthouse, while looking at the papers*
Song: link
Five months, and eight days later, it was new years day, 1969. Since Tirek has been the new prince of Pontiac, things did not go well. Unlike Celestia, Tirek was very mean. He made frequent visits to Pornstarville, and was disgusted with the population of mares. Slowly, stallions have been taking over their place.
One day, Rarity parked her car in front of Carousel Boutique, and was listening to this song on her I pad: link
Rarity: *Walks into her boutique turning the volume up higher, and sees Tirek*
Tirek: Come here Rarity. We need to talk.
Rarity: *Comes closer to Tirek*
Tirek: I'm not happy with toi Rarity. Do toi know why?
Rarity: Is it because I'm listening to a genre of musique that hasn't been created yet on a piece of technology that also has not been created yet?
Tirek: toi were fifteen minutes late yesterday when delivering your dresses to Neigh York City. Explain yourself.
Rarity: With all due respect, it was the police at the entrance of the Holland Tunnel. They wouldn't let me pass, even though I had fifty cents, for the toll.
Tirek: Now Rarity, I know you're not a bad pony. toi know what happens to bad ponies here. Right?
Rarity: *Looks out her window*
Roseluck: *Gets executed par an orange stallion*
Tirek: I shall see toi later. *Leaves the boutique* And get rid of the music, and whatever it is it's coming out of!
Later that night, when Rarity was sleeping, three stallions walked in. They took Rarity away from her home.
suivant morning, Tirek ordered arc en ciel Dash to pull five wagons full of fruit from Sweet pomme Acres to the school.
arc en ciel Dash: *In her usual cheerful state, walking to the wagons*
Stallions: *Staring at arc en ciel Dash* That's too heavy for you. I don't know why Tirek assigned toi to pull those wagons.
arc en ciel Dash: These aren't too heavy for me. *Gets herself hitched up*
Applejack: *Comes out with Big Macintosh, and Granny Smith* Taking the fruit to the school arc en ciel Dash?
arc en ciel Dash: Yes.
Stallion: She's not going to make it.
Big Macintosh: Don't doubt it. There's one way she does it.
Song: link
arc en ciel Dash: *Slowly pulls the wagons* I think I can. I think I can. I think I can. *Gaining speed* I think I can. I think I can. I think I can. I think I can.
Stallion: Wait a minute, didn't this already happen in one episode?
Applejack: Yeah.
After that ended, arc en ciel Dash left the fruit at the school, and was pulling plus wagons to town hall, when she saw Pinkie Pie with Twilight, and Derpy at Rarity's boutique.
arc en ciel Dash: What's going on?
Pinkie Pie: arc en ciel Dash, it's terrible!! Zhey kidnapped Rarity!
Tirek: *Arrives* Pinkie, are toi crazy holding unauthorized meetings behind my back?! Just look at arc en ciel Dash's wagons! Any second, there could be a huge accident!
Stallions: *Crash into arc en ciel Dash's wagons*
Tirek: That's it Pinkie, you'll be hearing from me later.
That night in Sugarcube Corner, Pinkie Pie was making plus cupcakes when the stallion with the orange car stopped in front of the store.
Stallion: *Walks into Sugarcube Corner*
Pinkie Pie: toi are one of zhe stallions vorking for Tirek! Vhat are toi doing here?!
Stallion: To take toi out toi German! *Knocks out Pinkie Pie, and takes her away*
suivant morning, Tirek forced everyone in Pornstarville to meet with him in Sugarcube Corner.
Tirek: Okay everyone. Have toi noticed a missing pony?
arc en ciel Dash: toi took Pinkie Pie away? How could you?!
Tirek: That's right, I did take her away. The rest of toi are now on probation!
For arc en ciel Dash, this was the last straw, she decided to go on a rescue mission to save her best friend. That night, she got the keys to her brand new Dodge Charger, and with another song from the future, she started her search.
Song: link
arc en ciel Dash: *Starts her car, and drives it*
Vinyl Scratch: *Walking down the street, and sees arc en ciel Dash*
arc en ciel Dash: *Looking in buildings, hoping to find Pinkie Pie. She turns right at an intersection, and continues looking for Pinkie Pie*
arc en ciel Dash looked all over Pornstarville, but couldn't find Pinkie Pie anywhere. She drove into Pontiac, and looked for her there. Alas, there was no sign of her friend. arc en ciel Dash was just about to give up her chercher when suddenly...
arc en ciel Dash: *Sees an orange car* Uh oh. That's one of Tirek's ponies. *Turns right, and turns off the music* I hope he didn't see me.
Stallion: *Keeps going straight*
arc en ciel Dash: Phew, that was close. *Hears tapping on her window, and sees Pinkie Pie. She lowers the window*
Pinkie Pie: arc en ciel Dash, I'm so glad I found you.
arc en ciel Dash: I'm so glad toi found me too. Now hop in. I have to get toi out of here.
And with Pinkie Pie at her side, arc en ciel Dash left Pontiac.
Pinkie Pie: Do toi zhink anyone is following us?
arc en ciel Dash: I hope not. Keep an eye out for anyone that toi think is working for Tirek.
Pinkie Pie: Jawohl Regenbogen Strich.
arc en ciel Dash: As much as I'm glad I saved you, please speak English.
Pinkie Pie: Okay. *Sees an orange car behind her* Remember seeing an orange Chevrolet Nova?
arc en ciel Dash: What? *Looks behind her* Oh no, that's one of Tirek's ponies! *Floors it*
Stallion: *Follows arc en ciel Dash*
Pinkie Pie: Zhere's not much he can do.
Stallion: *Opens a window on his car, and grabs a revolver*
Pinkie Pie: Uh, I take it back!
Stallion: *Shoots the back window on arc en ciel Dash's car twice*
Pinkie Pie: Did toi bring any veapons?
arc en ciel Dash: No.
Pinkie Pie: Was zum Teufel?! How could toi forget?!
arc en ciel Dash: I didn't forget. *Hears a bullet hit her car's door* I didn't think I'd need one.
Pinkie Pie: Vell zhis is vhere you're proven wrong my friend. If I vas rescuing you, I'd bring several guns!
Tirek: *Blocks the road with a Jeep*
arc en ciel Dash: That's not good! *Swerves, and drives off the road*
The car crashed through the roof of a building.
arc en ciel Dash: Ugh... *Massaging her forehead* Are toi okay Pinkie?
Pinkie Pie: Ja, but I'm still traverser, croix at toi for not bringing any veapons!
arc en ciel Dash: *Gets out of the car with Pinkie Pie* I think we Lost those guys.
Stallion: Oh no toi didn't. *Points the gun at arc en ciel Dash* Now, both of toi are coming out with us.
Tirek: *Arrives* Naughty naughty mares. toi shouldn't have tried to escape. Stallions are better.
arc en ciel Dash: Is this what all of the fighting is about? Because we're mares?
Pinkie Pie: Sounds stupid if toi ask me.
Tirek: SHUT UP! Stallions are superior!
Stallion: Now just come with us.
arc en ciel Dash: Okay. *Walks with Pinkie Pie toward Tirek, and the stallion, but they accidentally step on a high speed model train*
Tirek: Wait. Where are we?
Stallion: *Looks around him, and sees lots of model trains* We're at a model train shop.
Tirek: Get on that train, and stop them. I'm going to wait for toi further up the line.
Stallion: *Gets on the train as the last car passes him*
Song: link
arc en ciel Dash: We're going to escape!
Pinkie Pie: Jawohl.
Stallion: *Walks up to Pinkie Pie, and arc en ciel Dash, pointing the gun at them* Not if I have anything to say about it.
arc en ciel Dash: *Hits the stallion, and watches him land on the front of another model train*
Pinkie Pie: Good one.
Tirek: *Angry. He tries to grab the two mares, but accidentally pushes them onto the other train* Oh great.
arc en ciel Dash: Now he's up front.
Stallion: What? *Turns around, and sees arc en ciel Dash with Pinkie Pie. He fires one bullet from his gun, but he hits the radio, and changes the music*
Song: link
Stallion: *Fires another bullet from his gun, and shoots the coupling between the train, and the car that Pinkie Pie is on, just as soon as they pass a switch. The train goes straight, and Pinkie's car goes to the right*
Pinkie Pie: *Leaning forward, making her car go faster then the train* Don't worry Dashie, everyzhing is under control. *Takes the gun from the stallion* I'll have zhat if toi don't mind, eh? *Looks in front of her, and sees a window in the wall* Whoa!!!
The car she was on hit a set of buffers, and she flew through the window.
arc en ciel Dash: *Slowly moves up toward the front of the train*
Pinkie Pie: *On a luggage trolley suivant to the train, holding a net* Tally ho! Leave it to me Dashie. I'll catch zhat pony. *Raises the net, but it gets caught on a moose head, and she falls on the back of the train* Aaaahhhh!!!
arc en ciel Dash: *Sees the stallion uncouple the locomotive from the train, and tries to catch him*
Pinkie Pie: Get him Dashie!
Stallion: *Going faster, he hits the button for a switch track, making him go vers l'avant, vers l’avant while the two mares go right*
Pinkie Pie: *Sees the end of the line* Dashie, ve're doomed!
arc en ciel Dash: *Sees a box full of train tracks, and grabs it. She quickly lays down plus track to make the train turn around, and follow the stallion on the locomotive*
Pinkie Pie: Mind zhe table!!
arc en ciel Dash: *Puts down track to make the train go quickly to the right, then to the left*
Pinkie Pie: *Frightened* AAAAHHHHHH!!!
Stallion: *Looks at the straight track in front of him, thinking he will get away*
arc en ciel Dash: *Laying down track, letting her train traverser, croix the track that the stallion is travelling on*
Pinkie Pie: Gotcha! *Grabs the locomotive* Was ist das?
Stallion: *On the tender of the locomotive. He sees the two mares catching up to them*
arc en ciel Dash: *Laying down track, having them suivant to the stallion*
Pinkie Pie: All yours Dashie!
The stallion was reaching the end of the line, and suddenly, the tender he was on hit the buffers, and he was airborne.
arc en ciel Dash: *Laying down track having her train stay below the stallion*
Eventually, the train crashed into a drawer, and arc en ciel Dash was on the ground.
Stallion: *Falling towards arc en ciel Dash*
arc en ciel Dash: *Grabs a glass bottle, and has the stallion land in that. His body gets stuck in it, and his head sticks out*
Pinkie Pie: *Rolls over to arc en ciel Dash from the end of the train* Wunderbar! We did it. Now we must rapporter to zhe authorities about Tirek doing a lousy job!
But they had no need to do that. Someone already beat them to it.
arc en ciel Dash: *Walks out of the model train boutique with Pinkie Pie, and sees Twilight Sparkle* Twilight?
Twilight: Yeah man. Who else were toi expectin'?! Mothafuckin' Malcolm X?
Pinkie Pie: So much for making a fan fiction vithout swearing.
arc en ciel Dash: There already was swearing. Remember the intro?
Pinkie Pie: Shit, I forgot about zhat!
Twilight: Anyway man, I should have taken Princess Celestia's spot! ou Luna! Why did she let fuckin' Tirek take her place man?!
Tirek: Because we were close friends. *Gets pushed into a police car* I'll break out of jail one day, and I'll get back at you! ALL OF YOU!!!!!
Twilight: Nigga, I don't think so!
arc en ciel Dash: Why not?
Twilight: Because this fan fiction was suppose to focus on me, but it didn't! So I'm puttin' an end to it!!
Pinkie Pie: toi can't just do zhat. It's unfair to-
The End
Applejack: Thank's for watching everyone.
Kevin: We'll be back suivant week with episodes from On The Block.
Twilight: Let me point this out right now! I'm the most important poney in the entire universe!
Applejack: Did toi even check to see where toi were standing?
Twilight: Why?
Eddie: *Blows his horn as he runs over Twilight*
Rarity: *Watching Eddie leave as he pulls fifteen Southern Pacific boxcars*
Fluttershy: Will she be okay?
arc en ciel Dash: Somehow, I don't doubt it. Let's get My Little Pornstar: The Fanfiction set up. This is the original version par the way, not the extended one.
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..
Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - arc en ciel Dash
Edward Richtofen from Call Of Duty: Black Ops - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland montrer - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - cidre fort, applejack
Now, let's begin with the intro
Intro
Theme song: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
arc en ciel Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* salut Fluttershy, toi smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, toi are my best friends.
My Little Pornstar: Friendship Is For Faggots
Our story takes place in the an 1968. Twilight Sparkle has been a princess for an entire year, and America has experienced lots of change. As of right now, their army is fighting against the Vietnamese, and Shining Armor is one of the ponies that got drafted to fight in Vietnam.
American Ponies: *Running to cover while firing M16 rifles*
Vietnamese Ponies: *Returning feu with AK47's*
But, everyone in Pornstarville would experience a new enemy. It all started when Applebloom arrived at her school.
Applebloom: Howdy Sweetie Belle. Why are all of the students standing outside? Shouldn't we be in the school?
Sweetie Belle: Oh Applebloom! It's terrible! Cheerilee got fired!
Applebloom: What? Who would do that to Cheerilee?
Sweetie Belle: Some stallion that drives an orange car. Not only did he feu Cheerilee, but he also took Diamond Tiara, and Silver Spoon away. No one has seen them since.
Applebloom: We might be next.
Sweetie Belle: We were told to stay here until he returned. You're lucky he hasn't seen toi yet.
Scootaloo: *Looks down the road, and sees an orange car coming* I don't know about that.
Sweetie Belle: Applebloom, toi have to get out of here. Find someone to help us, and save Cheerilee, and the others if they haven't been killed yet.
Applebloom: Okay. *Sees a brown stallion get in a car, and hops in the back without the driver noticing*
Applebloom hops into the back of this car
Brown Stallion: *Drives the car with Applebloom in the back*
Sweetie Belle: Good luck Applebloom.
Stallion; *Sees Applebloom in the car, turns around, and chases it*
Song: link
Brown Stallion: *Sees the orange car get closer to him, and floors it*
Stallion: *Follows the brown stallion's car*
Applebloom: *Looks at the orange car*
Stallion: *Lightly taps the back of the car Applebloom is in*
Brown Stallion: *Turns left*
Stallion: *Gets to the right side of the car Applebloom is in, and pushes it to the left*
Brown Stallion: *Nearly hits a dark green Cadillac, then turns right*
Stallion: *Hits a feu hydrant*
Brown Stallion: *Passes an intersection that has a red light*
Stallion: *About to traverser, croix the intersection, but gets hit on the right from a big rig hauling a flatbed. He then crashes into a black car that looks just like his*
Applebloom knew she was sûr, sans danger now. She decided to go tell arc en ciel Dash about the horrible news.
Stop the song
Applebloom: *Hops out of the car as it passes arc en ciel Dash's cloudhouse* arc en ciel Dash?! *Stands on haut, retour au début of an Oldsmobile* arc en ciel Dash, I need your help!!
arc en ciel Dash: *Comes out of her nuage house, and lands in front of Applebloom* What's the problem? *Sees a purple car stop behind Applebloom* (Who's car could this be?)
Stallions: *Get out of the car, and walk toward Applebloom* toi there! We want to have a word with you!
Applebloom: Leave me alone!! *Running away*
Stallions: *Chasing Applebloom. They grab her, coup de poing her, and drag her toward the car*
Applebloom: This is a mad house!! A maad hooouse!!! *Gets placed in the tronc of the car*
Stallions: *Drive away*
arc en ciel Dash decided to tell Princess Celestia about the horror that she just saw. She flew back into her cloudhouse, and made a call to the princess.
arc en ciel Dash: *Holding onto the phone* Please pick up.
Celestia: *Answers the call* Hello?
arc en ciel Dash: Princess? This is arc en ciel Dash-
Celestia: *Pleased* Dashie! What's happening my friend?
arc en ciel Dash: Nothing good. toi see-
Celestia: Have I ever introduced toi to my friend Tirek? We're coming down to Pornstarville to visit you, your friends, and see a new film called Where Eagles Dare. Care to rejoindre us?
arc en ciel Dash: Okay.
Celestia: Good. *Hangs up*
6 hours later
arc en ciel Dash: *With Princess Celestia, and Tirek* It's great to see toi two, but I have something important to tell you. Applebloom, and her Friends are in trouble.
Celestia: Oh don't worry about them arc en ciel Dash. Those three can get away with anything.
Tirek: Princess. The movie?
Celestia: Oh yes. We must get going arc en ciel Dash. Can toi go with us?
arc en ciel Dash: I'm sorry Celestia, but I have other things to do. Pinkie Pie, and Twilight want me to help them expand the library.
Celestia: Oh well. Perhaps another time. *Walks away with Tirek*
At the movie theater, Celestia, and Tirek were waiting for their popcorn.
Tirek: The movie starts in seven minutes. We have plenty of time.
Celestia: Okay. toi know Tirek, I want to tell toi something-
Movie Pony: Miss Celestia, do toi want beurre on your popcorn?
Celestia: Ugh, James! Please don't interrupt me while I'm talking!
Movie Pony: Fine, I'll just give toi the kernels! *Muttering to himself*
Tirek: toi were saying Celestia?
Celestia: So, if anything bad were to happen to me, god forbid, toi can take my place as princess of Pontiac.
Tirek: toi mean, be the prince of Pontiac? Do toi really mean that? It's a huge responsibility.
Celestia: Yes, I do mean it. You're a good guy, and I know you'll take good care of everyone.
Tirek: Thank toi Celestia. toi don't know how much this means to me. par the way, I have a really awesome bateau that I want to take a ride on with you, after the movie.
Celestia: I'd be delighted.
After the movie, Celestia, and Tirek went to the harbor to ride on Tirek's boat. It was dark par the time they arrived.
Tirek: Are toi ready for the ride?
Celestia: Yes I am, and might I add, this is a very nice bateau toi have.
They both got on board, and the bateau left the harbor. They didn't go far though, because the bateau started to sink. Tirek, and the driver of the bateau swam to the harbor, but unfortunately, Celestia drowned.
Song (Start it at 1:31:52): link
Celestia's funeral was held in Pontiac. Everyone from all over America came to the funeral, including the mane 6. Many ponies had some things to say, including how much they loved Celestia, and how they were going to miss her. Everyone felt remorse, and sadness, and some had tears coming out of their eyes. Princess Celestia was a wonderful princess, and would be missed par everyone.
The jour after Celestia's funeral, Tirek arrived at the town's courthouse.
Court Pony: Good morning Tirek. I have the papers for you. *Hands Tirek several papers stapled together. The first page says how to rule Equestria nicely*
Tirek: Thank toi sir. *Leaves the courthouse, while looking at the papers*
Song: link
Five months, and eight days later, it was new years day, 1969. Since Tirek has been the new prince of Pontiac, things did not go well. Unlike Celestia, Tirek was very mean. He made frequent visits to Pornstarville, and was disgusted with the population of mares. Slowly, stallions have been taking over their place.
One day, Rarity parked her car in front of Carousel Boutique, and was listening to this song on her I pad: link
Rarity: *Walks into her boutique turning the volume up higher, and sees Tirek*
Tirek: Come here Rarity. We need to talk.
Rarity: *Comes closer to Tirek*
Tirek: I'm not happy with toi Rarity. Do toi know why?
Rarity: Is it because I'm listening to a genre of musique that hasn't been created yet on a piece of technology that also has not been created yet?
Tirek: toi were fifteen minutes late yesterday when delivering your dresses to Neigh York City. Explain yourself.
Rarity: With all due respect, it was the police at the entrance of the Holland Tunnel. They wouldn't let me pass, even though I had fifty cents, for the toll.
Tirek: Now Rarity, I know you're not a bad pony. toi know what happens to bad ponies here. Right?
Rarity: *Looks out her window*
Roseluck: *Gets executed par an orange stallion*
Tirek: I shall see toi later. *Leaves the boutique* And get rid of the music, and whatever it is it's coming out of!
Later that night, when Rarity was sleeping, three stallions walked in. They took Rarity away from her home.
suivant morning, Tirek ordered arc en ciel Dash to pull five wagons full of fruit from Sweet pomme Acres to the school.
arc en ciel Dash: *In her usual cheerful state, walking to the wagons*
Stallions: *Staring at arc en ciel Dash* That's too heavy for you. I don't know why Tirek assigned toi to pull those wagons.
arc en ciel Dash: These aren't too heavy for me. *Gets herself hitched up*
Applejack: *Comes out with Big Macintosh, and Granny Smith* Taking the fruit to the school arc en ciel Dash?
arc en ciel Dash: Yes.
Stallion: She's not going to make it.
Big Macintosh: Don't doubt it. There's one way she does it.
Song: link
arc en ciel Dash: *Slowly pulls the wagons* I think I can. I think I can. I think I can. *Gaining speed* I think I can. I think I can. I think I can. I think I can.
Stallion: Wait a minute, didn't this already happen in one episode?
Applejack: Yeah.
After that ended, arc en ciel Dash left the fruit at the school, and was pulling plus wagons to town hall, when she saw Pinkie Pie with Twilight, and Derpy at Rarity's boutique.
arc en ciel Dash: What's going on?
Pinkie Pie: arc en ciel Dash, it's terrible!! Zhey kidnapped Rarity!
Tirek: *Arrives* Pinkie, are toi crazy holding unauthorized meetings behind my back?! Just look at arc en ciel Dash's wagons! Any second, there could be a huge accident!
Stallions: *Crash into arc en ciel Dash's wagons*
Tirek: That's it Pinkie, you'll be hearing from me later.
That night in Sugarcube Corner, Pinkie Pie was making plus cupcakes when the stallion with the orange car stopped in front of the store.
Stallion: *Walks into Sugarcube Corner*
Pinkie Pie: toi are one of zhe stallions vorking for Tirek! Vhat are toi doing here?!
Stallion: To take toi out toi German! *Knocks out Pinkie Pie, and takes her away*
suivant morning, Tirek forced everyone in Pornstarville to meet with him in Sugarcube Corner.
Tirek: Okay everyone. Have toi noticed a missing pony?
arc en ciel Dash: toi took Pinkie Pie away? How could you?!
Tirek: That's right, I did take her away. The rest of toi are now on probation!
For arc en ciel Dash, this was the last straw, she decided to go on a rescue mission to save her best friend. That night, she got the keys to her brand new Dodge Charger, and with another song from the future, she started her search.
Song: link
arc en ciel Dash: *Starts her car, and drives it*
Vinyl Scratch: *Walking down the street, and sees arc en ciel Dash*
arc en ciel Dash: *Looking in buildings, hoping to find Pinkie Pie. She turns right at an intersection, and continues looking for Pinkie Pie*
arc en ciel Dash looked all over Pornstarville, but couldn't find Pinkie Pie anywhere. She drove into Pontiac, and looked for her there. Alas, there was no sign of her friend. arc en ciel Dash was just about to give up her chercher when suddenly...
arc en ciel Dash: *Sees an orange car* Uh oh. That's one of Tirek's ponies. *Turns right, and turns off the music* I hope he didn't see me.
Stallion: *Keeps going straight*
arc en ciel Dash: Phew, that was close. *Hears tapping on her window, and sees Pinkie Pie. She lowers the window*
Pinkie Pie: arc en ciel Dash, I'm so glad I found you.
arc en ciel Dash: I'm so glad toi found me too. Now hop in. I have to get toi out of here.
And with Pinkie Pie at her side, arc en ciel Dash left Pontiac.
Pinkie Pie: Do toi zhink anyone is following us?
arc en ciel Dash: I hope not. Keep an eye out for anyone that toi think is working for Tirek.
Pinkie Pie: Jawohl Regenbogen Strich.
arc en ciel Dash: As much as I'm glad I saved you, please speak English.
Pinkie Pie: Okay. *Sees an orange car behind her* Remember seeing an orange Chevrolet Nova?
arc en ciel Dash: What? *Looks behind her* Oh no, that's one of Tirek's ponies! *Floors it*
Stallion: *Follows arc en ciel Dash*
Pinkie Pie: Zhere's not much he can do.
Stallion: *Opens a window on his car, and grabs a revolver*
Pinkie Pie: Uh, I take it back!
Stallion: *Shoots the back window on arc en ciel Dash's car twice*
Pinkie Pie: Did toi bring any veapons?
arc en ciel Dash: No.
Pinkie Pie: Was zum Teufel?! How could toi forget?!
arc en ciel Dash: I didn't forget. *Hears a bullet hit her car's door* I didn't think I'd need one.
Pinkie Pie: Vell zhis is vhere you're proven wrong my friend. If I vas rescuing you, I'd bring several guns!
Tirek: *Blocks the road with a Jeep*
arc en ciel Dash: That's not good! *Swerves, and drives off the road*
The car crashed through the roof of a building.
arc en ciel Dash: Ugh... *Massaging her forehead* Are toi okay Pinkie?
Pinkie Pie: Ja, but I'm still traverser, croix at toi for not bringing any veapons!
arc en ciel Dash: *Gets out of the car with Pinkie Pie* I think we Lost those guys.
Stallion: Oh no toi didn't. *Points the gun at arc en ciel Dash* Now, both of toi are coming out with us.
Tirek: *Arrives* Naughty naughty mares. toi shouldn't have tried to escape. Stallions are better.
arc en ciel Dash: Is this what all of the fighting is about? Because we're mares?
Pinkie Pie: Sounds stupid if toi ask me.
Tirek: SHUT UP! Stallions are superior!
Stallion: Now just come with us.
arc en ciel Dash: Okay. *Walks with Pinkie Pie toward Tirek, and the stallion, but they accidentally step on a high speed model train*
Tirek: Wait. Where are we?
Stallion: *Looks around him, and sees lots of model trains* We're at a model train shop.
Tirek: Get on that train, and stop them. I'm going to wait for toi further up the line.
Stallion: *Gets on the train as the last car passes him*
Song: link
arc en ciel Dash: We're going to escape!
Pinkie Pie: Jawohl.
Stallion: *Walks up to Pinkie Pie, and arc en ciel Dash, pointing the gun at them* Not if I have anything to say about it.
arc en ciel Dash: *Hits the stallion, and watches him land on the front of another model train*
Pinkie Pie: Good one.
Tirek: *Angry. He tries to grab the two mares, but accidentally pushes them onto the other train* Oh great.
arc en ciel Dash: Now he's up front.
Stallion: What? *Turns around, and sees arc en ciel Dash with Pinkie Pie. He fires one bullet from his gun, but he hits the radio, and changes the music*
Song: link
Stallion: *Fires another bullet from his gun, and shoots the coupling between the train, and the car that Pinkie Pie is on, just as soon as they pass a switch. The train goes straight, and Pinkie's car goes to the right*
Pinkie Pie: *Leaning forward, making her car go faster then the train* Don't worry Dashie, everyzhing is under control. *Takes the gun from the stallion* I'll have zhat if toi don't mind, eh? *Looks in front of her, and sees a window in the wall* Whoa!!!
The car she was on hit a set of buffers, and she flew through the window.
arc en ciel Dash: *Slowly moves up toward the front of the train*
Pinkie Pie: *On a luggage trolley suivant to the train, holding a net* Tally ho! Leave it to me Dashie. I'll catch zhat pony. *Raises the net, but it gets caught on a moose head, and she falls on the back of the train* Aaaahhhh!!!
arc en ciel Dash: *Sees the stallion uncouple the locomotive from the train, and tries to catch him*
Pinkie Pie: Get him Dashie!
Stallion: *Going faster, he hits the button for a switch track, making him go vers l'avant, vers l’avant while the two mares go right*
Pinkie Pie: *Sees the end of the line* Dashie, ve're doomed!
arc en ciel Dash: *Sees a box full of train tracks, and grabs it. She quickly lays down plus track to make the train turn around, and follow the stallion on the locomotive*
Pinkie Pie: Mind zhe table!!
arc en ciel Dash: *Puts down track to make the train go quickly to the right, then to the left*
Pinkie Pie: *Frightened* AAAAHHHHHH!!!
Stallion: *Looks at the straight track in front of him, thinking he will get away*
arc en ciel Dash: *Laying down track, letting her train traverser, croix the track that the stallion is travelling on*
Pinkie Pie: Gotcha! *Grabs the locomotive* Was ist das?
Stallion: *On the tender of the locomotive. He sees the two mares catching up to them*
arc en ciel Dash: *Laying down track, having them suivant to the stallion*
Pinkie Pie: All yours Dashie!
The stallion was reaching the end of the line, and suddenly, the tender he was on hit the buffers, and he was airborne.
arc en ciel Dash: *Laying down track having her train stay below the stallion*
Eventually, the train crashed into a drawer, and arc en ciel Dash was on the ground.
Stallion: *Falling towards arc en ciel Dash*
arc en ciel Dash: *Grabs a glass bottle, and has the stallion land in that. His body gets stuck in it, and his head sticks out*
Pinkie Pie: *Rolls over to arc en ciel Dash from the end of the train* Wunderbar! We did it. Now we must rapporter to zhe authorities about Tirek doing a lousy job!
But they had no need to do that. Someone already beat them to it.
arc en ciel Dash: *Walks out of the model train boutique with Pinkie Pie, and sees Twilight Sparkle* Twilight?
Twilight: Yeah man. Who else were toi expectin'?! Mothafuckin' Malcolm X?
Pinkie Pie: So much for making a fan fiction vithout swearing.
arc en ciel Dash: There already was swearing. Remember the intro?
Pinkie Pie: Shit, I forgot about zhat!
Twilight: Anyway man, I should have taken Princess Celestia's spot! ou Luna! Why did she let fuckin' Tirek take her place man?!
Tirek: Because we were close friends. *Gets pushed into a police car* I'll break out of jail one day, and I'll get back at you! ALL OF YOU!!!!!
Twilight: Nigga, I don't think so!
arc en ciel Dash: Why not?
Twilight: Because this fan fiction was suppose to focus on me, but it didn't! So I'm puttin' an end to it!!
Pinkie Pie: toi can't just do zhat. It's unfair to-
The End
Applejack: Thank's for watching everyone.
Kevin: We'll be back suivant week with episodes from On The Block.
