1.) My full name is Emily Rose Taitano Ryan.
2.) My mom and I have OCD.
3.) I l’amour Eric Cartman!
4.) my OCD make me have major obsessions and mood swings, alot ...
5.) I am in the 7th grade, as of today ...
6.) I have known my BFF, Rosa since I was 3 1/2 -- We met in our church's Sunday Skeww.
7) a majority of my Friends thing I'm the most annoying being on the planet!
8.) My current obsessions include "South Park" and "Little boutique of Horrors"
9.) My Friends call me "Kinky."
10.) I still suck my thumb.
11.) I like to drink mayonnaise.
12.) [I don't think] any of my Friends trust me.
13.) I also like to drink cornichon, pickle juice.
14.) I'm not THAT gewd at anything.
15.) I enjoy Rick Moranis e3e
16.) my eyes are olive green in the fall and winter, and they're hazel in spring and summer.
17.) I like brunettes x3
18.) I also like brown ou blue eyes ^^
19.) I get jealous, easily ...
20.) I didn't ride my first inversion roller coaster until I was 12.
21.) my first inversion roller coaster was 'Rock N' Roller Coaster.'
22.) My birthday is April 28th, 1999.
23.) I live in Plant City, Florida.
24.) My favori color is Violet
25.) My favori nourriture is Tacos.
26.) I have a 9-year-old sister named Kristen (I call her Kristy ^^.)
27.) My dad's name is Jim.
28.) My mom's name is Michelle.
29.) I am 1/4 English, Irish, Guamanian, and American (Floridian).
30.) I either wanna be a 4th grade teacher, some kind of performer (singer, dancer, actress, voice actress, pianist, violinist, etc ...), ou an animator at South Park Studios, when I grow up e3e
31.) I can speak English, British, American Sign language, a little bit of Chamorro, a little bit of Tagalog (ty, Rosa ^^), a little bit of German (I can sing '99 Luftballoons' ^^), Pig Latin, and I can cuss in English, if I have to, heheh! >x)
32.) I have known my BFF, Riley since Kindergarten - we met when Kristen (age 1 1/2) dropped her blanket, and Riley picket it up for her ^^
33.) I have known my BFF, Sarah since 6th grade -- We met when we were forced to sit together on the bus, all year. Sarah is a ginger! e3e
34.) I have knuwn my BFF, Erica since ..... I brun foncé, dun remember ... she went to my elementary skeww, but we never hung out until she met Sarah, and started riding teh bus w/ us ^^ I l’amour Erica's name! e3e
35.) I have knuwn my BFF, Grace since 7th grade --- we met in the beginning of the year, when she overheard me talking about "TIMMAY!"
36.) I've knuwn my friend, Emmy since 6th grade ... We met on "Quizilla," when she started lire my fanfictions and she PMed me, every day. Emmy is my first real online friend ^^
37.) I've met the rest of bois d'if, if, yew on here, thanks to the boys, in September 2011.
38.) I l’amour to cosplay/RP/LARP.
39.) Grace and I read citron fanfictions for fun/to make fun of 'em, during lunch/Language Arts, at skeww ^^
40.) I hate my birthday xP
41.) Words that make me laugh: 'Penis,' 'Tampon,' 'Placenta,' 'Authroitah,' 'Kahl,' 'Broflovski,' (That's right, Kyle ... I lmao, whenevah I hear your name! xD) 'Mothertucker,' 'Sperm,' and 'Areola.'
42.) My fave TV shows include "South Park" and "Family Guy."
43.) My fave films include "Little boutique of Horrors (1986 version)" and "South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut."
44.) My FAVE song is "What Would Brian Boitano Do?"
45.) My fave episodes of South Park include: "The Snuke," "Freak Strike," "Preschool," "The Coon series," "Imaginationland trilogy," "Cartmanland," "Cartman Joins NAMBLA," "Tonsil Trouble," "Cherokee Hair Tampons (hehe, there's that word again ^^)," "Kenny Dies," and "Stanley's Cup."
46.) My fave episodes of Family Guy include: "Seahorse Seashell Party" and "I Dream of Jesus."
47.) When I write fanfics, I like putting myself in them ^^ If I don't, then what's the fun of écriture 'em?! xD
48.) I like to Vlog EVERY moment of my life ... if bois d'if, if, yew EVER see me IRL, I'll be holding my flip ^^
49.) Some of my précédant obsessions include: "Monsters Inc.," "Shrek 3," "Lion King II: Simba's Pride," "The Fairly Oddparents," "Cars," "The Penguins of Madagascar," "Ice Age," "SpongeBob SquarePants," "Invader ZIM," and "Angry Beavers"(A/N: DAYYYUM, that's like ... in order o_O)
49.) I have a grandma named Wendy (she's from England, suu she has an accent, but she lives in Cali), and I USED to have a Grandpa named Stan.
50.) I knuuw about 9 ou 10 Emily's ... I want to change my name it Emileh Wilt Krelborne Cartman, suuu bad ... xD
51.) My fave animal is a Raccoon ... bc of my bf's alter egi, of course! I also like chats ... also bc of my bf ^^
52.) Most of my Friends have a special "buddy" name that we call eachother ... Grace is my South Park buddy, Rosa is my silent buddy, Janay is my Plant buddy, Emmy is my LSOH buddy, Mica is my asshole buddy, Sarah is my Vlog buddy, etc ...
53.) I HAVE to fall asleep watching South Park, at MIDNIGHT, every night, ou else I won't fall asleep ... ask Sarah!!! ... I was sleeping over at her house with her and Kennedy, the night before our skeww's Drama Club's field trip to Blue Man Group, at Universal, and I was SUUU hyper, that Sarah threatened to kill my with her "safety knife." Apparently I crashed at EXACTLY 12:00am! @.@
54.) I am NOT emo, but I have stabbed myself with pencils on multiple occasions, out of anger ... I'm over that, for now ... I think I'm plus scene than I am emo, ou if I AM emo, then I'm the hyper-est emo EVER! xD
55.) I like getting shots, at the doctors ... it tickles, to me ^^
56.) I only like going to the dentists' bc there are flat screens on the ceiling. ^-^
57.) Wanna see 'Book of Mormon," "Little boutique of Horrors," "Hairspray," and "Shrek" at the Straz Center!
58.) I hit puberty at age 11.
59.) I wanna visit Colorado, New York, and Guam, one day!
60.) My favori Candy is Twix.
61.) My fave soda is Dr. Pepper.
62.) Both of my parents have Type 2 diabetes.
63.) I am 5'2
64.) I am Female (obviously -_-)
65.) I was C-section born, because when I was in my mom's womb, her umbilical cord got wrapped around my neck.
66.) I weigh 124 lbs.
67.) I am currently running out of confessions! :'D
68.) I take a chorus class and a Drama Club at my skeww, and I signed up for Glee Club, suivant year, in 8th grade.
69.) I l’amour Cheetos ^^
70.) I wanna be in a musical, REALLY bad! xD
71.) I like hanging out with guys AND girls ^^
72.) I am heterosexual (straight),
73.) I memorized almost all the lyrics to all the songs in my 2 fave films (see #43.)
74.) aléatoire commentaire bc I'm bored ... "WATCH HIM SUCK UP THAT GAS, OH MAH GAWD! xD"
75.) I l’amour making musique vidéos ^^
76.) It's rare for me to like a book ... ou lire in general ... in fact, the only time I read is if I HAVE to, for an assignment, ou something, in LA. I have 3 favori series: "Percy Jackson series," "Diary of a Wimpy Kid Series," and the "Kingdom Keepers" series.
77.) I DESPERATELY think that they should make films for the "Kingdom Keepers" series! e3e
78.) I saw my 1st episode of South Park when I was 3 years old ... I don't remember MUCH, but I knuuw it was 'Preschool,' bc I remember the boys setting their teacher on fire.
79.) I didn't get obsessed with South Park until I was 11 3/4 ... These older boys in my Orchestra class always talked about it, and that's ALL they did, really, suu I started watching it, just suu I could have something to talk about with them, and I just started to l’amour it, really!
80.) My Friends are usually the ones who get me obsessed with shit (i.e. above, Rosa getting me obsessed with IZ, Riley and FOP in 3rd grade, etc ...)
81.) I am deathly afraid of toothed-vaginas xDD
2.) My mom and I have OCD.
3.) I l’amour Eric Cartman!
4.) my OCD make me have major obsessions and mood swings, alot ...
5.) I am in the 7th grade, as of today ...
6.) I have known my BFF, Rosa since I was 3 1/2 -- We met in our church's Sunday Skeww.
7) a majority of my Friends thing I'm the most annoying being on the planet!
8.) My current obsessions include "South Park" and "Little boutique of Horrors"
9.) My Friends call me "Kinky."
10.) I still suck my thumb.
11.) I like to drink mayonnaise.
12.) [I don't think] any of my Friends trust me.
13.) I also like to drink cornichon, pickle juice.
14.) I'm not THAT gewd at anything.
15.) I enjoy Rick Moranis e3e
16.) my eyes are olive green in the fall and winter, and they're hazel in spring and summer.
17.) I like brunettes x3
18.) I also like brown ou blue eyes ^^
19.) I get jealous, easily ...
20.) I didn't ride my first inversion roller coaster until I was 12.
21.) my first inversion roller coaster was 'Rock N' Roller Coaster.'
22.) My birthday is April 28th, 1999.
23.) I live in Plant City, Florida.
24.) My favori color is Violet
25.) My favori nourriture is Tacos.
26.) I have a 9-year-old sister named Kristen (I call her Kristy ^^.)
27.) My dad's name is Jim.
28.) My mom's name is Michelle.
29.) I am 1/4 English, Irish, Guamanian, and American (Floridian).
30.) I either wanna be a 4th grade teacher, some kind of performer (singer, dancer, actress, voice actress, pianist, violinist, etc ...), ou an animator at South Park Studios, when I grow up e3e
31.) I can speak English, British, American Sign language, a little bit of Chamorro, a little bit of Tagalog (ty, Rosa ^^), a little bit of German (I can sing '99 Luftballoons' ^^), Pig Latin, and I can cuss in English, if I have to, heheh! >x)
32.) I have known my BFF, Riley since Kindergarten - we met when Kristen (age 1 1/2) dropped her blanket, and Riley picket it up for her ^^
33.) I have known my BFF, Sarah since 6th grade -- We met when we were forced to sit together on the bus, all year. Sarah is a ginger! e3e
34.) I have knuwn my BFF, Erica since ..... I brun foncé, dun remember ... she went to my elementary skeww, but we never hung out until she met Sarah, and started riding teh bus w/ us ^^ I l’amour Erica's name! e3e
35.) I have knuwn my BFF, Grace since 7th grade --- we met in the beginning of the year, when she overheard me talking about "TIMMAY!"
36.) I've knuwn my friend, Emmy since 6th grade ... We met on "Quizilla," when she started lire my fanfictions and she PMed me, every day. Emmy is my first real online friend ^^
37.) I've met the rest of bois d'if, if, yew on here, thanks to the boys, in September 2011.
38.) I l’amour to cosplay/RP/LARP.
39.) Grace and I read citron fanfictions for fun/to make fun of 'em, during lunch/Language Arts, at skeww ^^
40.) I hate my birthday xP
41.) Words that make me laugh: 'Penis,' 'Tampon,' 'Placenta,' 'Authroitah,' 'Kahl,' 'Broflovski,' (That's right, Kyle ... I lmao, whenevah I hear your name! xD) 'Mothertucker,' 'Sperm,' and 'Areola.'
42.) My fave TV shows include "South Park" and "Family Guy."
43.) My fave films include "Little boutique of Horrors (1986 version)" and "South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut."
44.) My FAVE song is "What Would Brian Boitano Do?"
45.) My fave episodes of South Park include: "The Snuke," "Freak Strike," "Preschool," "The Coon series," "Imaginationland trilogy," "Cartmanland," "Cartman Joins NAMBLA," "Tonsil Trouble," "Cherokee Hair Tampons (hehe, there's that word again ^^)," "Kenny Dies," and "Stanley's Cup."
46.) My fave episodes of Family Guy include: "Seahorse Seashell Party" and "I Dream of Jesus."
47.) When I write fanfics, I like putting myself in them ^^ If I don't, then what's the fun of écriture 'em?! xD
48.) I like to Vlog EVERY moment of my life ... if bois d'if, if, yew EVER see me IRL, I'll be holding my flip ^^
49.) Some of my précédant obsessions include: "Monsters Inc.," "Shrek 3," "Lion King II: Simba's Pride," "The Fairly Oddparents," "Cars," "The Penguins of Madagascar," "Ice Age," "SpongeBob SquarePants," "Invader ZIM," and "Angry Beavers"(A/N: DAYYYUM, that's like ... in order o_O)
49.) I have a grandma named Wendy (she's from England, suu she has an accent, but she lives in Cali), and I USED to have a Grandpa named Stan.
50.) I knuuw about 9 ou 10 Emily's ... I want to change my name it Emileh Wilt Krelborne Cartman, suuu bad ... xD
51.) My fave animal is a Raccoon ... bc of my bf's alter egi, of course! I also like chats ... also bc of my bf ^^
52.) Most of my Friends have a special "buddy" name that we call eachother ... Grace is my South Park buddy, Rosa is my silent buddy, Janay is my Plant buddy, Emmy is my LSOH buddy, Mica is my asshole buddy, Sarah is my Vlog buddy, etc ...
53.) I HAVE to fall asleep watching South Park, at MIDNIGHT, every night, ou else I won't fall asleep ... ask Sarah!!! ... I was sleeping over at her house with her and Kennedy, the night before our skeww's Drama Club's field trip to Blue Man Group, at Universal, and I was SUUU hyper, that Sarah threatened to kill my with her "safety knife." Apparently I crashed at EXACTLY 12:00am! @.@
54.) I am NOT emo, but I have stabbed myself with pencils on multiple occasions, out of anger ... I'm over that, for now ... I think I'm plus scene than I am emo, ou if I AM emo, then I'm the hyper-est emo EVER! xD
55.) I like getting shots, at the doctors ... it tickles, to me ^^
56.) I only like going to the dentists' bc there are flat screens on the ceiling. ^-^
57.) Wanna see 'Book of Mormon," "Little boutique of Horrors," "Hairspray," and "Shrek" at the Straz Center!
58.) I hit puberty at age 11.
59.) I wanna visit Colorado, New York, and Guam, one day!
60.) My favori Candy is Twix.
61.) My fave soda is Dr. Pepper.
62.) Both of my parents have Type 2 diabetes.
63.) I am 5'2
64.) I am Female (obviously -_-)
65.) I was C-section born, because when I was in my mom's womb, her umbilical cord got wrapped around my neck.
66.) I weigh 124 lbs.
67.) I am currently running out of confessions! :'D
68.) I take a chorus class and a Drama Club at my skeww, and I signed up for Glee Club, suivant year, in 8th grade.
69.) I l’amour Cheetos ^^
70.) I wanna be in a musical, REALLY bad! xD
71.) I like hanging out with guys AND girls ^^
72.) I am heterosexual (straight),
73.) I memorized almost all the lyrics to all the songs in my 2 fave films (see #43.)
74.) aléatoire commentaire bc I'm bored ... "WATCH HIM SUCK UP THAT GAS, OH MAH GAWD! xD"
75.) I l’amour making musique vidéos ^^
76.) It's rare for me to like a book ... ou lire in general ... in fact, the only time I read is if I HAVE to, for an assignment, ou something, in LA. I have 3 favori series: "Percy Jackson series," "Diary of a Wimpy Kid Series," and the "Kingdom Keepers" series.
77.) I DESPERATELY think that they should make films for the "Kingdom Keepers" series! e3e
78.) I saw my 1st episode of South Park when I was 3 years old ... I don't remember MUCH, but I knuuw it was 'Preschool,' bc I remember the boys setting their teacher on fire.
79.) I didn't get obsessed with South Park until I was 11 3/4 ... These older boys in my Orchestra class always talked about it, and that's ALL they did, really, suu I started watching it, just suu I could have something to talk about with them, and I just started to l’amour it, really!
80.) My Friends are usually the ones who get me obsessed with shit (i.e. above, Rosa getting me obsessed with IZ, Riley and FOP in 3rd grade, etc ...)
81.) I am deathly afraid of toothed-vaginas xDD
Name: Emily
Current Age: 12.5
Rank: Corporal
Birthday: April 28th, 1999 at 18:16 hours
Bio:
When visiting from Antarctica, Johnson and his pregnant wife, Manfredi visit the penguins. When Manfredi unexpectedly goes into labour, it's up to Skipper, Kowalski, Rico, and Private to bring another manchot, pingouin into the world.
*after birth*
Manfredi names the chick 'Emily', after her grandmother 'Emilia'. She tells Skipper that her and Johnson have to go back to Antarctica for a secret mission, and Emily can't go with 'em. So, the penguins are stuck with the baby penguin, until they return, 16.5 years later ... Along the way, Em learns some KICK-ASS manchot, pingouin moves from her "mentors" and meets some kewl zoo friends.
Other Facts:
- Em's "Secret weapon" is her manchot, pingouin song, which is actually a mating call ... sounds like: link