1.    Call him Eddy, all the time
2.    Give yourself a paper cut and make a point of montrer him the blood, then put it in your mouth. Say, “Mmmm, Delicious! Want some?”
3.    Say “you don’t look that scary”
4.    Use vampire expression like “holy Dracula” and “good bye sweet Transylvania”
5.    Visualize yourself naked
6.    Ask him to help toi do something impossible (save the world, build an atomic clock, help toi with your calculus ect). When he has trouble...

His hands slid down my back."I l’amour toi Ness."Jake whispered."I l’amour toi too baby"I said.The Volturi were planning on coming tommorrow to reterieve me away.They were very upset over my slip up at school and claimed I was too dangerous to consume a normal life as a teenager.Jacob's body heat radiating like glowing sparks into my stone hard body.My hands russled hair as he pressed his lips to mine.I didn't have any experience in this kind of thing so I was clueless of what to do next.As if he read my mind he said,"It's ok baby.Just let me do the leading.Just relaxe."It was easy to give in to...