Breaking Dawn part 2

1. If a boy is aloof, stand-offish, ignores toi ou is just plain rude, it is because he is secretly in l’amour with toi — and toi are the point of his existence.
2. Secrets are good — especially life-threatening ones.
3. It’s OK for a potential romantic interest to be dimwitted, violent and vengeful — as long as he has great abs.
4. If a boy tells toi to stay away from him because he is dangerous and may even kill you, he must be the l’amour of your life. toi should stay with him since he will keep toi sûr, sans danger forever.
5. If a boy leaves you, especially suddenly (while telling toi he will never...

I guess there is a reason why films always follow on the heels of bestselling livres instead of the other way around.

Had I seen the blockbuster version of Twilight before lire the saga I might have formed a plus negative opinion of the world's most beloved couple. While I commend the cast and crew's efforts to bring this modern-day classic to life on the big screen, sometimes a story is better off left alone inside the binding of a hardcover manuscript.

Stephanie Meyer is a master at making the incroyable seem...well, not so hard to believe after all. A lion falls in l’amour with a lamb....