edward walked into the room full of sparkling twilidos, he gasped. omg i am famous! and he walked out of the store. but then marshmellow came. and a dit i am plus famous then yiu bitch, everyone loves me plus and hates me plus cunt! edward was appaled and the marshmellows mentioned behaveer he got upset and tried to cry but no tear came. bella waltzed up and screamed at marchslellow and eat him! he died melting sugar in her vagina. edward cry more. she Lost her virgin to a fucking stupid gelatine sugar marshwlleow. he dumped her than. and bought her a twildo for compfrot and surcurety and he fled to saudi arabi where he met up with laurant (the black vampire that doesn't s[arkel) he made lovbe and killed victiora and james and tjhen fucked laurants big black floppy dog covered in batter and baby p0wder(so his dick did no loik black anymore). jacob did a sloppy numbver 5 of the floor so billy had to clean up. jacob was embaraased so he impaled himself with a new freshly packaged twildo. \\\
five months later, edwards was pregnant (with a black one. OH NO). and then he did not no what 2 do. so he called 911 and jacob answered from the grave with his sloppy one. 'hello, who is speaking'jacob a dit 'its edwrad, i think im prego
with a black one!"graoned eddy/// 'stay calm maddam!'jacob screamed doing a mojor sloppy one like there was no tomorrow. 'stop complaing and stick a twildo into the cœur, coeur of your womb and then rejoindre me in this grave' jacob advised. 'and look on the bright side. at least your not a downy! those gross flabby looking low-life scums who don;t deserve a life and sheould be lcked up!'muttered jacob like an angry old man whislt wiping his musculer asss that bella worshipped secretly behind edwards sparkly body!1!!!!!!
4 motnhs later edwartd felt a kcik in his inside below his storctum. the pain was so terrbile! soon after his winkie exploded and his spunk came swimiing out like tsunai-(sounds liek lie andother black country).
jacob arrived to edwards ward and was greetedf humbly par dr carslie. ''yopu the midwife red dog, woof woof'spat carlise (upset that edward was pregnant with a black one!). 'what don't do this too meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee'' wailed jacob like the red dog he truly was. jacob slowly turned his head to edward. luting on the hosoptual bed, jacob smiled his chessyest smile with his gaped tooth teeth?///
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Description:
his new life in saudi black arabi (aka the place where it is infested with black un-civilised people!). and the misfurtunes of black ones andjacobs sloppy number 5s and bills cleaning skills.! Hope ya lo0ve it hunas!- (fucking mongolinaisn)
to be continued! may hands hurt now!
l’amour Abby♥
five months later, edwards was pregnant (with a black one. OH NO). and then he did not no what 2 do. so he called 911 and jacob answered from the grave with his sloppy one. 'hello, who is speaking'jacob a dit 'its edwrad, i think im prego
with a black one!"graoned eddy/// 'stay calm maddam!'jacob screamed doing a mojor sloppy one like there was no tomorrow. 'stop complaing and stick a twildo into the cœur, coeur of your womb and then rejoindre me in this grave' jacob advised. 'and look on the bright side. at least your not a downy! those gross flabby looking low-life scums who don;t deserve a life and sheould be lcked up!'muttered jacob like an angry old man whislt wiping his musculer asss that bella worshipped secretly behind edwards sparkly body!1!!!!!!
4 motnhs later edwartd felt a kcik in his inside below his storctum. the pain was so terrbile! soon after his winkie exploded and his spunk came swimiing out like tsunai-(sounds liek lie andother black country).
jacob arrived to edwards ward and was greetedf humbly par dr carslie. ''yopu the midwife red dog, woof woof'spat carlise (upset that edward was pregnant with a black one!). 'what don't do this too meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee'' wailed jacob like the red dog he truly was. jacob slowly turned his head to edward. luting on the hosoptual bed, jacob smiled his chessyest smile with his gaped tooth teeth?///
hytyt6frfrccrcffttvfgt gtvvtg
Description:
his new life in saudi black arabi (aka the place where it is infested with black un-civilised people!). and the misfurtunes of black ones andjacobs sloppy number 5s and bills cleaning skills.! Hope ya lo0ve it hunas!- (fucking mongolinaisn)
to be continued! may hands hurt now!
l’amour Abby♥
