One day, the Eds had their fannies plopped on the couch. They were desperately surfing the channels when they saw a McDonalds commercial.
Announcer: "You're going to l’amour our managers special here at McDonalds. We sell a sandwich, "sandwich" with a large drink and fries for $1.99. So grab your keys and head to McDonalds right now."
Voice: (singing)"At McDonalds, we l’amour to see toi smile!"
Eddy turned the TV off with a smile on his face.
Eddy: "Hey! How about we open a fast nourriture restaurant!"
Edd: "That's a great idea!"
Ed: "My dad traveled to Kansas City on a mutated bug!"
Eddy: "Shut up Ed. Anyway, we'll call our restaurant EDonalds! Come on! Let's get to work!"
The Eds built the restaurant. All they needed to do was to let people know they were open for business. So they made a commercial with Ed in it. Edd hooked the camera up to all the cable and satellite connections in the cul-d-sac. Then they shot the commercial. All the kids were watching TV when it came on.
Ed: "(ahem) At EDonalds, you're gonna l’amour Eddy's special, a Louisiana WhiteFish Chum sandwich, a large cup of mud, and worms. We've got something for the little ones too, like our Chumkin Ednuggets HapEd Meal with a chaussette doll. So grab your ducks and head to EDonalds right now!"
Edd: (singing) "At EDonalds, we l’amour to see us smile!"
Sarah and Jimmy were motivated par the commercial
Sarah: "Hmm, that sounds like a great idea!"
Jimmy: "Yeah, let's go to EDonalds!"
Jonny and Plank were hungry too.
Jonny: "What do toi say we go to EDonalds Plank?"
Plank:..................................................................................................................................................
Jonny: "All right then. Let's go!"
Everyone grabbed a canard and went to EDonalds.
Eddy stared at all the customers in line in the drive thru.
Eddy: "Business is booming!"
Kevin rode up to the window on his bike with a canard on the rear.
Eddy: "What do toi want?"
Kevin: "I'd like an EDflurry please!"
Eddy: "One Edflurry with gnats!"
Ed grabbed a cup, filled it with ice cream, and sprinkled gnats all over it.
Eddy: "Here toi go, Kevin."
Kevin took a bite and spit it out.
Kevin: "Yuck! What's in this thing?"
Eddy: "We added pure gnats for your delight!"
Kevin: "Well I'm not delighted! What else do toi put on these flurries?"
Eddy: "We also have papillon wings, cricket heads, and bee stingers."
Kevin: "You are disgusting!"
Eddy folded his arms and pleaded.
Eddy: "Please don't ask for a refund!"
Kevin:(sigh)"Never mind. I'll just feed it to my duck."
Kevin's canard quacked two times. Kevin gave it the EDflurry and it quacked again.
Kevin: "See ya later, dorks."
Kevin rode away.
Eddy: "Hey! He didn't give me my money!"
Edd: "Well Eddy, he didn't seem pleased with his order. I think he had the right to refuse to pay us."
Eddy frowned at Edd.
Edd: "I mean.....yes, he should have paid us!"
Sarah and Jimmy came riding up.
Eddy: "Oh great. It's Sarah."
Sarah and Jimmy pulled up.
Sarah: "Hi, we'd like two Chumkin Ednuggets HappEd Meals, please."
Eddy handed Sarah and Jimmy their meals. They started eating them.
Sarah: "Mmmmm, this is great!"
Jimmy: "You a dit it!"
Then the Red Guy popped out of the sewer in a requin suit.
Red Guy: "Roar!"
Then the Red Guy leaned over and ate Sarah and Jimmy's Ednuggets. Then he went back into the sewer.
Jimmy: "Ahhhhhh! Sarah, a man with a big red butt ate my Ednuggets!"
Sarah: "Don't worry Jimmy. We still have our chaussette dolls."
Then a T-Rex came. It let out a huge roar and ate the chaussette dolls. Jimmy started crying.
Sarah: "Let's go!"
Sarah and Jimmy drove away.
Eddy: "Hope we never see them again!"
Nazz pulled up.
Nazz: "Hi guys!"
The Eds started sweating.
Eddy: "Uh...uh, may w-we ta-a-a-ake your-your order?"
Nazz: "I'd like the Lousiana White poisson chum sandwich, a large cup of mud, and some worms."
Eddy: "Uh, okay."
Nazz giggled.
Nazz: "You're funny."
Eddy: "Ed, we need a white poisson chum sandwich, "sandwich" meal!"
Ed: "Sorry Eddy. No can do."
Eddy: "How come?"
Ed: "While I was making the burger, it grew arms and legs. It grabbed a polka dotted bag and walked off to Kansas City!"
Eddy: "Ed, toi get dumber all the time."
Then the Eds saw the Louisiana White poisson Chum sandwich, "sandwich" walking away chant "Kansas City.
Sandwich: "On to Kansas City. Kansas City, here I come!"
Eddy: "Wow Ed. I guess toi weren't lying!"
Edd: "Quick! We must find something to replace it!"
The Eds quickly assembled a sandwich, "sandwich" with an old shoe, a baseball, and a giant cockroach stuffed in it.
Eddy: "Here y-you go m-ma'am."
Nazz took a bite and smiled.
Nazz: "Wow, this is great! Thanks guys!"
Eddy: "Uh, anytime, Nazz."
Nazz gave Eddy the money and she drove away.
Eddy: "Wow! We finally got paid!"
Ed: "The érable has landed!"
Then a snazzy looking car drove up.
Eddy: "Woohoo! Nice car!"
The window rolled down to reveal Bo Stupid.
Eddy: "Bad person."
Bo: "Hi dorks. Listen, I need to pick up 25 meals for each guy on the Twins' 25 man roster. Can ya' handle it?"
Eddy: "Of course!"
Edd grabbed Eddy.
Edd: "But Eddy! We don't have enough nourriture supplies to make 25 meals!"
Eddy: "Don't worry, I'm thinking of a plan as I go."
Eddy looked at Ed.
Eddy: "I know! Let's get Ed to throw up everything he's eaten today!"
Edd; "But Eddy! Regurgitated nourriture bits are so unsanitary!"
Eddy: "Who cares? Besides, it serves Bo Stupid right for what he's done to us."
Edd: "I guess you're right."
Eddy and Edd started squeezing Ed.
Ed: "Guys, what are toi doing to me?'
Eddy: "We're trying to squeeze all of the nourriture out of you."
Ed: "Oh, okay."
All of a sudden, the restaurant caught on fire!
Bo: "Wow! toi dorks are bad luck!"
Bo Stupid drove off.
The Eds started panicking.
Edd: "What should we do first, Eddy?"
Eddy noticed his money burning up.
Eddy: "Quick! We must save my money!"
The Eds ran over to catch Eddy's money just in time to notice that the furnace was about to blow.
Eddy: "Hold on, boys."
The Eds shielded themselves. The restaurant exploded and they were sentflying through the sky.
~~~ The Ed ~~~
Announcer: "You're going to l’amour our managers special here at McDonalds. We sell a sandwich, "sandwich" with a large drink and fries for $1.99. So grab your keys and head to McDonalds right now."
Voice: (singing)"At McDonalds, we l’amour to see toi smile!"
Eddy turned the TV off with a smile on his face.
Eddy: "Hey! How about we open a fast nourriture restaurant!"
Edd: "That's a great idea!"
Ed: "My dad traveled to Kansas City on a mutated bug!"
Eddy: "Shut up Ed. Anyway, we'll call our restaurant EDonalds! Come on! Let's get to work!"
The Eds built the restaurant. All they needed to do was to let people know they were open for business. So they made a commercial with Ed in it. Edd hooked the camera up to all the cable and satellite connections in the cul-d-sac. Then they shot the commercial. All the kids were watching TV when it came on.
Ed: "(ahem) At EDonalds, you're gonna l’amour Eddy's special, a Louisiana WhiteFish Chum sandwich, a large cup of mud, and worms. We've got something for the little ones too, like our Chumkin Ednuggets HapEd Meal with a chaussette doll. So grab your ducks and head to EDonalds right now!"
Edd: (singing) "At EDonalds, we l’amour to see us smile!"
Sarah and Jimmy were motivated par the commercial
Sarah: "Hmm, that sounds like a great idea!"
Jimmy: "Yeah, let's go to EDonalds!"
Jonny and Plank were hungry too.
Jonny: "What do toi say we go to EDonalds Plank?"
Plank:..................................................................................................................................................
Jonny: "All right then. Let's go!"
Everyone grabbed a canard and went to EDonalds.
Eddy stared at all the customers in line in the drive thru.
Eddy: "Business is booming!"
Kevin rode up to the window on his bike with a canard on the rear.
Eddy: "What do toi want?"
Kevin: "I'd like an EDflurry please!"
Eddy: "One Edflurry with gnats!"
Ed grabbed a cup, filled it with ice cream, and sprinkled gnats all over it.
Eddy: "Here toi go, Kevin."
Kevin took a bite and spit it out.
Kevin: "Yuck! What's in this thing?"
Eddy: "We added pure gnats for your delight!"
Kevin: "Well I'm not delighted! What else do toi put on these flurries?"
Eddy: "We also have papillon wings, cricket heads, and bee stingers."
Kevin: "You are disgusting!"
Eddy folded his arms and pleaded.
Eddy: "Please don't ask for a refund!"
Kevin:(sigh)"Never mind. I'll just feed it to my duck."
Kevin's canard quacked two times. Kevin gave it the EDflurry and it quacked again.
Kevin: "See ya later, dorks."
Kevin rode away.
Eddy: "Hey! He didn't give me my money!"
Edd: "Well Eddy, he didn't seem pleased with his order. I think he had the right to refuse to pay us."
Eddy frowned at Edd.
Edd: "I mean.....yes, he should have paid us!"
Sarah and Jimmy came riding up.
Eddy: "Oh great. It's Sarah."
Sarah and Jimmy pulled up.
Sarah: "Hi, we'd like two Chumkin Ednuggets HappEd Meals, please."
Eddy handed Sarah and Jimmy their meals. They started eating them.
Sarah: "Mmmmm, this is great!"
Jimmy: "You a dit it!"
Then the Red Guy popped out of the sewer in a requin suit.
Red Guy: "Roar!"
Then the Red Guy leaned over and ate Sarah and Jimmy's Ednuggets. Then he went back into the sewer.
Jimmy: "Ahhhhhh! Sarah, a man with a big red butt ate my Ednuggets!"
Sarah: "Don't worry Jimmy. We still have our chaussette dolls."
Then a T-Rex came. It let out a huge roar and ate the chaussette dolls. Jimmy started crying.
Sarah: "Let's go!"
Sarah and Jimmy drove away.
Eddy: "Hope we never see them again!"
Nazz pulled up.
Nazz: "Hi guys!"
The Eds started sweating.
Eddy: "Uh...uh, may w-we ta-a-a-ake your-your order?"
Nazz: "I'd like the Lousiana White poisson chum sandwich, a large cup of mud, and some worms."
Eddy: "Uh, okay."
Nazz giggled.
Nazz: "You're funny."
Eddy: "Ed, we need a white poisson chum sandwich, "sandwich" meal!"
Ed: "Sorry Eddy. No can do."
Eddy: "How come?"
Ed: "While I was making the burger, it grew arms and legs. It grabbed a polka dotted bag and walked off to Kansas City!"
Eddy: "Ed, toi get dumber all the time."
Then the Eds saw the Louisiana White poisson Chum sandwich, "sandwich" walking away chant "Kansas City.
Sandwich: "On to Kansas City. Kansas City, here I come!"
Eddy: "Wow Ed. I guess toi weren't lying!"
Edd: "Quick! We must find something to replace it!"
The Eds quickly assembled a sandwich, "sandwich" with an old shoe, a baseball, and a giant cockroach stuffed in it.
Eddy: "Here y-you go m-ma'am."
Nazz took a bite and smiled.
Nazz: "Wow, this is great! Thanks guys!"
Eddy: "Uh, anytime, Nazz."
Nazz gave Eddy the money and she drove away.
Eddy: "Wow! We finally got paid!"
Ed: "The érable has landed!"
Then a snazzy looking car drove up.
Eddy: "Woohoo! Nice car!"
The window rolled down to reveal Bo Stupid.
Eddy: "Bad person."
Bo: "Hi dorks. Listen, I need to pick up 25 meals for each guy on the Twins' 25 man roster. Can ya' handle it?"
Eddy: "Of course!"
Edd grabbed Eddy.
Edd: "But Eddy! We don't have enough nourriture supplies to make 25 meals!"
Eddy: "Don't worry, I'm thinking of a plan as I go."
Eddy looked at Ed.
Eddy: "I know! Let's get Ed to throw up everything he's eaten today!"
Edd; "But Eddy! Regurgitated nourriture bits are so unsanitary!"
Eddy: "Who cares? Besides, it serves Bo Stupid right for what he's done to us."
Edd: "I guess you're right."
Eddy and Edd started squeezing Ed.
Ed: "Guys, what are toi doing to me?'
Eddy: "We're trying to squeeze all of the nourriture out of you."
Ed: "Oh, okay."
All of a sudden, the restaurant caught on fire!
Bo: "Wow! toi dorks are bad luck!"
Bo Stupid drove off.
The Eds started panicking.
Edd: "What should we do first, Eddy?"
Eddy noticed his money burning up.
Eddy: "Quick! We must save my money!"
The Eds ran over to catch Eddy's money just in time to notice that the furnace was about to blow.
Eddy: "Hold on, boys."
The Eds shielded themselves. The restaurant exploded and they were sentflying through the sky.
~~~ The Ed ~~~
