Swinging Pirate Ship

Dr Blowhole heads to the train station checking his clipboard
Dr Blowhole: Alright, I invited all the guests, told them to come here to the station, and I'm on time. Oh boy, Kendall is going to be so surprised!
Enters train station lobby where the guests are waiting and chatting
Guests: Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah....
Blowhole heads to podium
Blowhole (Hits mallet on podium): Alright, alright, settle down everyone. (Guests stop and pay attention) Thank toi (Clears throat) Now I would like to thank toi all for coming.
SpongeBob: Uh, why are we even here?
Blowhole: I have gathered toi all here...

Halloween night. The moon is full and the wind is howling. Kendall and the gang are walking through a misty forest in their Halloween costumes.
Kendall: Wow! I can't believe it's Halloween! I can't wait to hear Dr Blowhole's annual scary story!
SpongeBob: Me too! I can't wait to go trick ou treating!
Kowalski: And I can't wait to use my latest invention! Behold! (Takes out gadget) My ghost detector 3000!
Skipper: Not another one of your crazy inventions Kowalski!
Jake: And besides, there's no such thing as ghosts.
Patrick: Except the Flying Dutchman.
Kowalski: That is what toi all think! But you'll...

Spongebob: You're full of barnacles and so is your dad!
Dr Blowhole: Says who?
Spongebob: Says I!
Dr B: Oh yeah?
Spongebob: Yeah!
Dr B: Well I double dare you!
Skipper: Terrific! My arch nemesis is at it with his crazy tricks again!
Kendall: Like what Skipper said, Blowhole is at it again, but the exact exchange for this ritual very important. Spongebob has to be careful.
Spongebob: Are toi crazy? Stick my tongue to that flagpole? That's stupid!
Dr B: That's cause toi know it will stick!
Spongebob: You're full of it!
Dr B: Oh yeah?
Spongebob: Yeah!
Dr B: Well I double dog dare you!
Jessie: Oh man! This is...

This summer was one of the best summers I ever had. I discovered new things and went to different places. I have such great memories about all those times that I would like to share them with toi all!

It all started on May 28, the jour of my birthday. I woke up that morning and turned on the TV. "Blowhole Strikes Back" was on. I thought it was so nice of Blowhole to remember my Birthday. Later that day, I went to my Grandma's house to go swimming at her pool and had cake and presents. One of the best presents I've got was an iPad!

In June, my dad and my grandpa took me on a trip to Colorado to...