Here's a collection of citations from Jack Hodgins (and other squints I guess...but mainly Hodgins). :)
[Booth is talking about Cleo Eller, who was just discovered dead] Booth: Yeah, well it’s my job to find her. Hodgins: Well in that case congratulations on your success.
Hodgins: Chem Lab mass spectrometer identifies the particulates in Charlie Sanders' mouth as fluoride. [Brennan is staring at her computer screen] I know that look. Brennan: What? Hodgins: You're écriture another book. When toi write toi get this stunned look on your face like toi stuck a fork in a toaster.