Downfall (Der Untergang) Club
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My furher, who will be your suivant target? asked Jodl I plan to attend an E.T. convention, of which director Steven Spielberg will be at. When I get the chance to, I will throw my pencils of doom at him. a dit Hitler Steiner and the map, my furher? asked Jodl Steiner will drive to the nearest place in Berlin where Spielberg will be. a dit Hitler It's here a few miles from our bunker that he's a dit to be present. a dit Steiner Fine. We'll go there. a dit Hitler My furher, toi shouldn't throw your pencils at Steven Spielberg. objected Jodl Damnit Jodl. Always with the objecting. I'm going to be throwing my pencils at him whether toi have a say in it ou not. Object again and I'll throw your objecting bald head at him instead. a dit Hitler
(An heure later)
Steven Spielberg:
Thank you. Thank you. You're a wonderful audience. I want to let everyone here know if toi throw anything at me, toi will be asked to leave.
Hitler:
Have some pencils thrown at you!
Steven Spielberg:
Sir, that is assault and I'm going to have to ask toi to leave.
(Back at the bunker)
Gunsche:
How did it go?
Hitler:
My visit was an epic fail. I got escorted out par security the seconde I arrived.
My furher, who will be your suivant target? asked Jodl I will plan to attend a meeting held par Mitt Romney. Little will Romney know is that I will really attend to throw my pencils at him until it's too late. a dit Hitler Steiner and the map, my fuhrer? asked Jodl Steiner will drive me to the nearest place in Germany where Romney will be. asked Hitler My fuhrer, Mitt Romney will be in Munich, Germany. a dit Steiner Fine. We'll go to Munich, Germany. a dit Hitler My fuhrer, toi shouldn't throw your pencils at Mitt Romney. objected Jodl Damnit, Jodl. Don't start with me with objecting to my plan. Object...
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My fuhrer, what are toi planning to do now? asked Jodl To find the Musconetcong River Mantis Man and prove to toi and the rest of the bunker crew that it does exist. a dit Hitler Steiner and the map, my fuhrer? asked Jodl Steiner will meet us when we arrive at the river. a dit Hitler I think toi should find some poisson for me while you're at it. a dit Krebs Fine. I'll find some poisson for you. a dit Hitler My fuhrer, i object to toi proving this thing's existence. a dit Jodl Damnit Jodl! I thought toi were in favor of this plan! a dit Hitler I'm not. Because i believe toi won't find this creature. a dit Jodl If praying mantises are real, then this thing must be too! a dit Hitler (An heure later) "Huh?" YAH! WHAT THE FUCK!? Praying mantises aren't supposed to be that big! a dit Hitler
My fuhrer, what are toi going to play today? asked Jodl The World's Hardest Game. Steiner a dit I can find it on a couple different web sites. a dit Hitler It's hard to pass level 2. Are toi sure toi wish to play this game? asked Krebs Nonsense. I'm playing this game whether it's hard ou not. a dit Hitler My, fuhrer, I object to toi playing this game! objected Jodl And why is that?! asked Hitler Krebs is right. It's too hard to pass level 2! a dit Jodl I don't care. I don't have time to listen to your two-cents. I'm playing this game and that's final! a dit Hitler This musique is so obnixious. said...
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We're trapped in a walk-in freezer. a dit Gunsche Oh are we? I hadn't noticed. Of course we are! Fegelein must of have trapped us in here. a dit Hitler My fuhrer, my head is freezing. a dit Jodl Damnit Jodl! Then put a hat on! yelled Hitler I forgot to bring one. a dit Jodl Of all the ridiculous requests I have to deal with, making sure toi have a hat to wear has to be one of them! a dit Hitler I could of have grabbed one off the hat rack on my way out this morning. a dit Jodl And toi should of! This is why none of toi come prepared for these kind of situations! a dit Hitler Let's not get upset and...
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