*Jack x Angelica :Pirates Of The Caribbean*

I want to take this opportunity to talk about Disney character Meet and Greets. Now I think that guests should meet and greet and interact with the characters, but I feel that Meet and Greets in general make the characters feel they're employees. A guest a dit it best on a special on Travel Channel, "When toi go to Disney World, you're not going to a park, you're going to a world." With that said, the characters should feel like they're in a world, a home, but when they are in a Meet and Greet, where they basically just stand in one spot for a designated amount of time and then disappear and...

GEORGES HAUTECOURT
Come on, Edgar. Last one upstairs is a nincompoop.
EDGAR
Could we take the elevator this time, sir?
GEORGES HAUTECOURT
That birdcage? Poppycock! Elevators are for old people. Whoops!
EDGAR
May I give toi a hand, sir?
GEORGES HAUTECOURT
You wouldn't have an extra foot, would you, Edgar?
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Morning, Frou-Frou, my pretty steed.
EDGAR
Can toi keep a secret?
EDGAR
Of course toi can.
EDGAR
I've some news straight from the horse's mouth. If you'll pardon the expression, of course.
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