Le Monde de Némo

This is my opinion on what's the WORST Disney Channel shows. Oh Disney, toi use to have such great shows like That's So Raven, Hannah Montana, Kim Possible, etc. Unfortunately now toi just montrer a lot of garbage, some of them even had potential and started off good but soon turned bad. They had awful jokes, terrible messages, annoying characters, and some even have actors/singers that aren't even talented. Later I'll make a liste of the the best Disney Channel shows but I decided to do the worst because it's plus fun.

12.The Suite Life on Deck

Such a shame that such talented people wasted...

Yeah, after talking about the Jungle Book, this is the suivant logical step. It’s fairly obvious were the inspiration for the Tarzan book series came from. And to be honest: Between those two stories about a child which grew up in the jungle, Mowgli is definitely the better pick. If toi ask me, the idea behind Tarzan is better than the stories themselves. An old idea in a crowd pleasing format, which is mostly notable due to its revolutionary marketing strategy. Tarzan is not just a book, it is a trademark (copyright is limited, trademark rights aren’t), and Burroughs did his very best to...

[after falling into the alligator pit]
Yzma: Why do we even *have* that lever?

Yzma: Are toi talking to that squirrel?
Kronk: I was a junior chipmunk, uh, and I had to be versed in all the woodland creatures.
[to squirrel]
Kronk: Please continue.
[squirrel talks to Kronk]
Yzma: [walking away] Why me? Why me? Why me? Why...?
Kronk: Hey, it doesn't always have to be about you. This poor little guy's had it rough. Seems a talking lama gave him a hard time the other day.
[Yzma rushes over to them]
Yzma: Oh, a talking llama? Do tell.
[squirrel whispers to Kronk]
Kronk: Uh, he doesn't really wanna...

Hercules: toi like making deals. Take me in Meg's place.
Hades: Hmm. The son of my hated rival trapped forever in a river of death.
Hercules: Going once...
Hades: Is there a downside to this?
Hercules: Going twice...
Hades: Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. toi get her out. She goes, toi stay.
[Hercules dives in to save Megara]
Hades: Oh, there's just one thing. You'll be dead before toi can get to her. That's not a problem, is it?

Hades: How sentimental. toi know, I haven't been this choked up since I got a gros morceau, hunk of moussaka caught in my throat.

Panic: "Hercules." Why does that name ring a bell?...

Now this is just my point of view, but I find it a little bit ironic that one of the most realistically portrayed Disney females comes in the shape of a pixie! When it comes to typical proportions, the average woman can plus easily identify with a winged sprite?! I mean, not everybody has a beautiful hourglass figure! Having somebody who is a little bottom-heavy is comforting.

While Tinker cloche, bell does have a super-skinny waist, she is the only Disney female I have seen whose lower body is not exactly proportionate to her upper body. When I realized this, it made me feel so much better...