My Favourite Disney Film Ever
That's it, I had it I hate to be dramatic But it's time for me to fly the coop Terrific, fine I'm drawing the line before I wind up in a perroquet soupe I was a fool to let toi run the montrer I'm cutting toi loose, pal Look out below Arrividerci, c'est la vie Hope all goes well I'm lookin' out for me Agrabah... just a juicy golden oie ready for plucking... and I'm the one holdin' the tweezers! I'll be runnin' this town inside a week! What's your problem, liver lips? toi don't think I can do it?! OK, I'm little Been playin' seconde fiddle And I get no respect I turn the other cheek But this busted beak Is the only thanks that I get I never found a friend that I can trust They promise caviar and leave me eating dust That's some reward for loyalty From here on in I'm lookin' out for me Ohh, I don't need nobody else I'll never fail I'll cover my own tail I can take care of myself toi know, it just don't pay to give a hoot I've donné all my cœur, coeur What do I get? The boot I'm through with that I'm flappin' free From here on in I'm lookin' out for me Steal from us again and your scrawny body will be dîner for the jackals! Sure. No problem. Huh? No! No! Abu! No! We're not the ones who need this money. A miracle. Rain on me! or from the heavens! Don't worry, Abu. I'm not throwing everything. Yes! This is for Jasmine. No! Whoa! Uh oh. Easy, Rajah. toi know me. Aladdin? OK, Rajah, OK. I'm glad to see you, too. How do I look? toi look fine. Jasmine! Where were you? I missed you. I had to pick up a few things. This is for you. Oh, Aladdin! It's lovely! "It's lovely." It must have cost a fortune. Oh, no, it was a steal. Father wants toi to rejoindre us for dîner tonight. He's going to make a royal announcement. And he wants me there? It's about you. Am I in trouble? Let's just say... this is a dîner toi don't want to miss. Jasmine, what's going on? I promised father I wouldn't spoil his surprise. You've made quite an impression, toi know. So I'm not in trouble? Of course not. toi defeated Jafar, saved Agrabah and rescued a princess. Aladdin, toi are a hero. Yeah, I guess so. That's me. Ready for anything! Abu! toi may want to change before dinner, though.
Seems like only yesterday Jafar was runnin' Agrabah.
And I was his right-hand bird.
But then he had to go and mess things up!
Now I'm stuck on the outside looking in.
I gotta get back into the palace!
Back into power!
Well, my dear Abu...
shall we see what the common folk are doing today?
Let's go!
We have time for a stroll before our audience with the
sultan.
The rue rat is living in the palace now?
That does it! All reports are in!
Life is now officially unfair!
Wait! Wait a seconde here!
This is perfect!
That kid is my ticket back into power.
I'll just get Aladin on my side with a little sympathy act.
Then I'll be back in the palace again...
quicker than toi can say "Easy Street."
Aladdin! Huh?
Kid... finally... got free...
of... Jafar.
Iago! What are toi doing here?
Where are you? Getting dark...
Hold me...
Hey, I meant gentle-like!
You're not fooling anyone!
No, wait, I'm serious! I was under Jafar's power!
He mesmerized me with his snake staff!
Just like the sultan.
toi traitor, you!
toi look familiar.
It's Aladdin.
Where?! It is? I knew that!
Hurt him a lot!
Hurt him and his monkey and his bird, too!
Uh-oh.
Treacherous parrot!
Look, I'm not with him!
Monkey, help! They're after me!
toi won't dance out of this one!
That's it! Now I'm mad!
Mess with this bird, huh?
Huh?
And I got plus where that came from!
My eggs... ruined! Who will pay for them?
Oh, go away.
Guards! Guards!
What is the trouble here?
It is that thief Abis Mal!
Whoa!
After them!
Jerks.
Thanks for your help. toi saved me.
I did? Right! Oh, yeah!
Of course I saved you! It's my nature.
I'm always rescuing things.
Cats, babies, guys like you, always rescuing.
Hey, what's going on?!
Is this any way to treat your rescuer?!
toi owe me, pal! I saved your life!
Abu, wait!
He's right. I do owe him.
Huh?
I'll see that the sultan gives him a fair hearing.
What?! The sultan?!
Don't worry, I'll talk to him. Soften him up a little.
Are toi kidding? He hates me!
And what about the princess?!
Hmm? No problem.
I just have to make sure that jasmin doesn't see you...
until I've gotten her prepared.
Gotten me prepared for what?
I mean... for the... for the stain...
Abu got on the brand new vest toi gave him.
I did not!
I don't see a stain.
Well, no problem, then. Off to dinner.
Can't wait for that surprise.
Is something wrong? Huh? Wrong? Oh, come on!
No, no, no, everything's just fine.
toi aren't hiding anything from me, are you?
Any plus secrets?
Secrets?
Of course not!
I almost Lost toi once that way.
I'll never make that mistake again.
What?
He's big and he's blue and he's back!
Genie!
toi came back!
Watch the sunburn!
Aha! Kidding!
Did toi miss me? Be honest.
Take care of these, my good mammal.
Whoa!
Careful, they're heavy!
Hang on, I got souvenirs for everybody!
She dances!
toi saw the whole world already?
It's a small world after all
But Agrabah has something...
that no other place in the world has.
toi guys!
I parachuted down into the Taj Mahal
I Rollerbladed all along the great Great Wall
I even made the famous leaning tower fall
But who was with me through it all?
Nobody
The Moscow Circus hired me to fly trapeze
On Mount Olympus, won a race with Hercules
It's easy when you're chased par killer bees
"Who a dit "Gesundheit" when I sneezed?"
So now I'm home
accueil again with you
toi chase the clouds away
Whenever I am blue
You're always blue.
Land of the pyramids
I highly recommend
There is nothing in the world
Quite like a friend
Slept like a babe in Bombay on a lit of nails
Moroccans loved my daring Dance of Seven Veils
Why, single-handedly, I even saved the whales
No one was there to hear my tales
In Acapulco, joined a mariachi band
I rode the raging rapids down the Rio Grande
Flew in an air balloon, but when I tried to land
Nobody laughed ou lent a hand
Without you, the amazone, amazon is just a trickle
Without you, the Sahara's not so hot
Without you, Niagara Falls is just a leaky faucet
The QE2 is just some yacht
Now that I'm home
accueil again, it's clear
All I ever wanted
Seems to be right here
I've traveled east and west
And now I'm back again
And there's nothing in the world
Quite like a friend
There's nothing in the world
Nothing in the whole wide world
There is nothing in the world
Quite like a friend
Nothing in the whole wide world
So, Genie, how does it feel to be free?
Seriously? I l’amour it!
OK, maybe my powers aren't what they used to be.
Let's say they're semi-phenomenal...
nearly cosmic, but don't sell me short.
I may be free, but I still have some magic in me.
I can still do this!
Hey!
Hate to lose face in front of toi guys.
Give me another chance. Who's first? I can do this!
Genie, we have to go to...
Dinner! We're late!
toi probably have a romantic dîner for two planned.
toi don't need a big blue lug gumming up the works.
But, Genie...
Three's a crowd.
toi kids go on.
Genie, I would be honored if you'd rejoindre us for dinner.
toi would?
Come on, everyone! Get in here!
accueil cookin'? Let's go!
Oh, boy!
Not you, Abu. toi have a job to do, remember?
Huh?
toi have to guard Iago!
Giddy-up, slow-poke. What's keepin' ya?
Nothing!
Well, something, but I'll tell toi later.
That stinking Aladdin.
First chance I get, I'll slice him in half.
That stinking Abis Mal.
First chance we get, let's slice him in half.
Hey, get over here and wash up!
It's bad enough I have to look at you...
without having to smell you.
Come, we do it now. No witnesses.
What is this? So help me, I'll sue whoever runs this well.
A lamp. Well, well, it might be worth...
a few shekels once it's cleaned up.
It will be of little use to you, Abis Mal!
Except to light your way to the Valley of the Dead!
It is bewitched!
I am free!
Free to exact vengeance upon he who has imprisoned me!
It is the curse of the lamp.
All the power in the universe...
and I am bound par the rules of the genie!
Meaning I can't kill that upstart Aladdin!
Unless I have someone arrange it for me.
Take me to Agrabah at once!
I suppose I am a bit too much for his limited mind.
I trust you'll find me a little less overwhelming now?
You're... a genie?
toi are astonishingly perceptive.
If you're a genie, then don't I get wishes?
Yes, three wishes. That is a minor formality.
But, first, I must go to Agrabah.
toi will take the lamp there for me.
Then... toi need me.
I'll take toi to Agrabah...
but, first, I want my wishes.
Why, you...
toi shall have your wishes.
I shall? I mean, of course I shall!
Oh, I want... I want riches, treasure!
Let's see, I know...
I wish for the legendary sunken treasure ship...
of Coeur du Mer!
Your wish is my command.
Poor sweet baby.
Aren't we enjoying our wish?
Perhaps toi wish me to return toi to the desert?
Yes!
Very well.
That was two wishes. Take your time with the third.
ou toi will wish toi had never been born.
On the other hand, if toi cooperate with me...
I will see that toi are amply rewarded.
Rewarded?
First, toi will help me get revenge...
on a certain rue rat par the name of... Aladdin.
Aladdin?!
I want revenge on him, too!
He robbed me, turned my men against me...
and he fought dirty!
My brilliant swordsmanship availed me nought!
I hate when I do that.
Let's not be too hasty, my simple-minded friend.
It isn't enough that we simply destroy Aladdin.
After all, there are things so much worse than death.
OK, prepare yourselves for a real culinary treat.
Oh-ho-ho-ho, my!
Whoopsie.
Most amusing!
Amusing, right.
Excuse me while I pull myself together.
Absolutely delightful!
Now, to business.
Aladdin, toi have proven to be a man...
of strong moral character.
That is why I've decided to make you...
my new royal vizier.
Me? Really?
Isn't it wonderful?
Wow! Royal vizier!
Aladin would like to thank the Academy...
for this great honor!
toi want 'em? We got 'em! Royal vizier t-shirts!
All hail Aladdin, the royal vizier!
So, what's a royal vizier?
Well...
he will be my most trusted advisor.
Well, that makes sense.
He's bound to be better than that Jafar character.
Quite so!
And Iago... talk about a rat with wings!
Genie?
That bird was mean!
Sultan want a cracker? Remember that?
I can still taste them! The traitor!
Yes, sir! toi don't see this guy...
hanging out with any evil parrots!
It's funny toi should mention Iago.
Oh, monkey!
Come on! Monkey, little birdie want to talk to monkey.
Have nice banana.
Birdie get monkey a pretty banana...
if monkey open cage. Yum yum!
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Come on! I've got a wife and three eggs!
Imagine them hatching, never knowing their daddy!
Come on, open the cage!
Open it! Open it! Open it!
Yeah, that's plus like it.
Close the cage! Close it! Close it! Close it!
Uh-oh!
Your monkey's trying to kill me!
I saved your life! It's payback time, Aladdin!
Whoa!
Aladdin!
Rajah! toi know better...
than to tear around the palace like that!
Help! Hey!
So, Aladdin...
why did toi bring up that deceitful parrot?
Sultan, I have to tell toi something about Iago.
He's here.
Iago! Guards!
No, wait!
Get that bird!
Yes, Your Highness. It would be my pleasure.
No, Sultan! No!
déplacer out of my way, boy!
toi don't understand! Just listen!
I have a...
Your Highness!
I trust he has a fitting explanation...
for this... this scandal?
He had better.
Your Highness, I think Iago was...
Mesmerized.
Yeah, yeah! He was under Jafar's spell.
Remember the snake staff?
Iago was only... Look, I just...
Iago's not all that bad.
At least I don't think so anyway.
Shoulda stuck with the snake staff defense.
"Not all bad?"
He only served my greatest enemy, that's all!
We can't allow that traitorous bird to run free!
Then I'll watch him!
toi Highness, I meant, with your permission...
I'd like to take full responsibility for Iago.
toi would?!
Your priorities seem questionable to me...
but so be it.
Aladdin, toi will watch Iago every moment.
And if the bird makes one wrong move...
toi shall be the one I pluck, boy.
That could've gone worse.
Oh, Jasmine, I thought I was sunk.
Not good!
toi were hiding Iago all along, weren't you?!
I think it just got worse.
Well, yes, but...
How could you? plus secrets? plus lies?
Aladdin, I thought toi had changed.
Jasmine, wait! Back in the marketplace...
Iago... he... he saved my life.
Some grand vizier I'm gonna make.
Everybody's mad at me.
Hey, Jasmine's just a little steamed.
She'll cool down. Care for a cup?
This isn't cheering toi up, is it?
I don't get it, Genie.
I try to do something good and it blows up in my face!
That's the problem with doing the right thing.
Sometimes toi do it par yourself.
That kid saved my life.
Nobody's ever looked out for me before.
Now, it's like I owe him.
Nah!
Just let your conscience be your guide.
Conscience? Never had one. Never.
What are toi trying to do, give me a cœur, coeur attack?
A-ha! toi do have a heart!
An itty-bitty one, but it is there.
Can toi quit with the hocus pocus already?
Look at him.
Would it kill toi to do something nice for him?
"Possibly. I don't do "nice."
Oh, come on! ItÆll be fun!
I don't do fun, either!
We have to get Al and the princess back together!
Look, I definitely don't do mushy stuff!
It's not me!
I know, but it's going to be tricky.
Tricky is good.
Tricky I can do.
Come on, Princess!
Don't waste your tears on him.
You! toi get out of here!
Hey, don't take it out on me! He's the creep.
I never should have saved his life.
Saved his life?
Yeah. He owed me one.
That's why he stood up for me.
But he didn't have to lie to me.
toi are so right.
Forget about that guy
Forget about the way toi fell into his eyes
Forget about his charms
Forget about the way he held toi in his arms
Walking on air's obnoxious
The thrills, the chills
Will make toi nauseous
And you'll never get enough
Just forget about love
She's buying it! Now make with the magic!
Forget about romance
Forget about the way your cœur, coeur begins to dance
Then toi feel the blush
When he's spouting out some sentimental mush
l’amour really is revolting
It's even worse than when you're molting
Enough of this fluff
Just forget about love
I had almost forgotten the way it felt
When he held out his hand for mine
My cœur, coeur all a-flutter
Oh, how I shudder
The first time we kissed
It won't be missed
Forget about his touch
I can't forget about his touch
In the scheme of things it doesn't matter much
It matters so much
You're better on your own
A meal becomes a banquet when toi eat alone
Love's filled with compromises
And don't toi hate those big surprises
A cozy rendezvous
Oh, please
Candlelight for two
Oh, jeez
Look, you're calling my bluff
I can't forget about l’amour
Just forget about love
Jasmine, I'm sorry.
I shouldn't have kept Iago a secret. Please...
Aladdin, toi don't have to...
I can't forget about my heart
And how it felt to fall for toi right from the start
I'm still falling
Whatever we may do
toi are here for me and I'll be there for you
I'll be there
To wish, to want, to wander
To find the sun through rain and thunder
A cozy rendezvous
Yes, please
Candlelight for two
Oh, jeez
Enough is enough
We can't forget about love
We did it! We're in!
It's about time. It was getting hot.
How very like Iago.
He's Lost no time endearing himself to those in power.
Which fits in perfectly with my plan.
I'm sorry, Jasmine.
Ahh, love.
Don't mind us.
Yeah, well, this is kind of a special moment.
Right. Got it. Say no more.
Enough said. Roger. Over and out.
Rolling!
Today's special moments are tomorrow's memories.
Looking great, Jas. plus emotion, Al.
Tilt your chin a bit.
What does he have to do...
to make it clear to toi lunkheads?!
The show's over. They want to be alone!
Break it up!
Are toi sure about him?
déplacer it, primate! Shoo! Go on!
That takes care of the cacahuète, arachide gallery.
If toi need me...
I'll be lazing about in the lap of luxury.
I'm sure about this.
Ohh, yeah!
Being one of the good guys has its advantages.
Advisor to Aladdin...
the new grand vizier.
And when Aladin becomes sultan...
that will make me the grand vizier.
Only I'm not gonna blow it like that idiot Jafar.
I'll never have to stand in his shadow again.
Jafar!
Buddy?
A funny thing happened. toi see, this guy took the lamp.
toi probably thought it was me...
'cause it sounded a lot like me...
but a lot of people sound like me.
Anyway, he took the lamp and...
Calm yourself, Iago.
I haven't come for revenge against you.
So that's good to hear.
I got it! I could wish for...
the famed treasure chest of King Malakhan!
I am dreadfully sorry.
I thought that was your wish.
Are toi quite all right?
No, I am not quite...
Wonderful. Good to see all is well.
Abis Mal here is my new friend...
and I couldn't help noticing...
that you've made some new friends, too.
Like... Aladdin.
Friend? Friend is such a strong word.
He's plus like an acquaintance.
I'm arranging a little surprise for Aladdin...
and your job is to lead him to the party.
toi know, I don't think I'm the guy for this job.
toi know, toi should talk to... the monkey!
Yeah! The monkey's really got Aladdin's ear!
No, Iago... you!
toi know, Aladdin... AI...
here's an idea.
I was just thinking...
Focus... focus.
Focus... focus...
focus... focus...
Aiming... and...
Shoot!
Sorry, little feathered friend.
I'll get that out.
It's stuck good.
Cueball-ectomy! Nurse!
Abu! Iago here's our friend now.
We can trust him. Now, let's get that ball...
out of his beak. What do toi say?
OK.
Brilliant, Nurse Heimlich!
Thanks... Bobo.
It's Abu.
Whatever.
That's the spirit! We're all one big family now!
Yeah, sure. Family.
Oh, brother.
Yeah, well, I gotta find Al.
Your shot.
Pool's a man's game...
so being a rug, you'll be at a disadvan...
Pool's a dumb game anyway.
I can't explain it, Jasmine. I think we can trust Iago.
Well... then I guess I can give him a chance.
Iago?
L... I was just thinking.
Maybe it's time toi patched things up with the sultan.
He might enjoy... a nice scenic carpet ride?
That's a good idea.
And I'll bring Genie.
He was a big hit with the sultan.
No, no, no!
I mean, Genie's... he's too flashy!
He's too loud! You'll never get a word in.
Good point, Iago.
toi need some quiet time with Father.
Let him get to know you.
Yeah! And I...
I can take toi to the perfect spot.
Great!
Come on, let's get Father.
Just a minute.
Iago? This isn't easy for me to say...
but I was wrong about you.
Wait a second!
Yes, Iago?
I'll be along in a minute.
Excellent.
Give them a chance, Father.
Oh, I'll try, dearest.
After you, Your Highness.
All right, Carpet, let's go!
Whoopee!
Have a good time!
Hey, hey! Clear the way!
Make room for the picnic boys!
They already left, Genie.
Without us?!
Without us?
No problem! I'll catch up in a flash!
Wait! Without me, too!
Aladin needs some time alone with Father to patch things
up.
toi know what this means, monkey boy?
plus nourriture for us!
Oh, boy!
I'm sorry. Did toi want some?
I'm... not hungry just now.
toi two go ahead.
Come on, my boy!
montrer me what this thing can really do!
That's the spot!
On haut, retour au début of the waterfall!
I'm losing my feathers here!
You're lucky toi haven't Lost plus than that!
Oh, what fun!
Iago, I have to hand it to you.
This is a nice place.
It doesn't get any better than this, eh, Shaggy?
How about a nice drumstick?
This could use some secret herbs and spices.
Spiders?!
Things could get ugly!
Jafar!
Uh-oh!
Sorry to spoil your picnic, boys...
but I can't have any genies mucking about...
ruining my plans.
Don't worry, Abu.
He's a genie, and genies can't kill anyone.
But you'd be surprised what toi can live through.
toi always were good for a laugh.
Oh, yeah?!
Who's laughing now?
Why, I believe it's me.
I must admit
Your parlor tricks are amusing
I bet you've got a bunny under your hat
Now, here's your chance to get the best of me
Hope your hand is hot
Come on, clown, let's see what you've got
toi can try to slam me with your hardest stuff
But your double whammy isn't up to snuff
I'll set the record straight
You're simply out of date, you're only seconde rate
toi think your cat's a meanie
But your tiger's tame
You've got a lot to learn about the genie game
So for your education, I'll reiterate
You're only seconde rate
Men cower at the power in my pinky
My thumb is number one on every list
But if you're not convinced that I'm invincible
Put me to the test
I'd l’amour to lay this rivalry to rest
Go ahead and zap me with the big surprise
Slap me in a trap, cut me down to size
I'll make a great escape, it's just a piece of cake
You're only seconde rate
toi know, your hocus-pocus isn't tough enough
And your mumbo-jumbo doesn't measure up
Let me pontificate upon your sorry state
You're only seconde rate
Zaba-caba-dabra
Granny's gonna grab ya
Alakazam-na-bus
This thing's bigger than the both of us
So spare me your tremendous scare
toi look horrendous in your underwear
And I can hardly wait to discombobulate
I'll send ya back and packing in a shipping crate
You'll make a better living with a spinning plate
You're only seconde rate
Hello? Hello?
That was invigorating!
Come, Abis Mal...
we have other lives to ruin.
Sultan...
Look, I'm sorry for not telling toi about Iago.
I guess I saw some good in him...
just like toi saw some good in a rue rat.
The good I saw in a...
Well, oh, yes, l... I suppose.
Well said, my boy!
Oh, you'll be a fine vizier!
This was a great idea, Iago. Thanks.
Oh, don't thank me. Really.
Sultan!
Abis Mal?!
Aladdin!
toi traitor!
Traitor is such a strong word.
Aladdin! Help!
I'll settle with toi later.
Come on, Carpet!
Look, they're trapped on the cliff!
When they stop, we'll... What?
Abis Mal knows magic?
Whoa!
What? Get him! Get the sultan!
Hang on, Sultan! This is where we lose them.
Sultan! We have to go back, Carpet!
Yes!
Huh?
What are toi doing?!
Are toi nuts?! toi saved him!
He was this close...
to being a greasy little smear on the rocks!
Look, toi little... I mean, my dear Abis Mal...
if toi remember the plan...
it is not yet time for the boy to meet his end.
I knew that.
Soon, our revenge will be complete...
and toi shall have your third wish.
Ooh, my little wishy!
And you, Iago!
toi have done well.
Please, don't mention it.
Sultan!
Iago.
Jafar, toi fiend!
I should have known that this was your treachery!
But I couldn't have done it without Iago.
I played a minor role, really.
Jafar! This rug won't cooperate!
When Aladin returns...
I think we have ample time to prepare for his arrival.
Hey! That was a nice hat. I could have worn that hat!
We need this for our plan.
Couldn't we use another hat for the plan?
Oh, no. The sultan's turban and this dagger...
are exactly what we need...
to joint, joint d’étanchéité Aladdin's doom.
Razoul! The sultan's been...
Seize him! You're under arrest...
for the murder of the sultan!
What?! No!
And then toi went over the waterfall, eh?
How did toi survive?
I... I don't know.
How very convenient.
It's the truth! Why won't toi believe me?
Because we know you're lying!
Huh?
I found this in your room.
My father's turban... slashed!
toi can't think...
I thought toi loved me!
But now I see that all toi wanted to do...
was rule Agrabah!
I never wanted...
He shall die at dawn for the murder of my father.
Jasmine, please!
You're in my hands now, rue rat!
toi should have seen the look on Aladdin's face...
when Princess jasmin sentenced him to death.
No!
Oh, yes! And then I get my wish.
Yes, and then toi get your wish.
Iago! I swear one jour toi will pay for this!
I really think you're making too big a deal out of this.
Such spirit!
Perhaps after a few days in chains...
you'll be plus kindly disposed toward me.
Especially if toi want your father to remain healthy!
Ah, Iago...
toi betrayed me and allied yourself with my enemies.
Then toi turned on them...
as soon as it was in your best interests.
That's what I l’amour about you.
You're so perfectly predictable.
A villain through and through.
Thank you. Thank you.
Dawn!
I'll tell your boyfriend good-bye for you, Princess.
When I get hold of you, Jafar...
I'm so worried.
How could toi double-cross Aladdin...
after all he's done for you!
Hey, do I insult your mother?
What are toi doing now?
Oh, what does it look like I'm doing?
I'm trying to free the chump genie...
so he can save your chump boyfriend!
toi have to lift it higher!
Sure. No problem.
Wait!
Jasmine!
I knew toi wouldn't go through with this.
I just wanted to say good-bye, rue rat.
Jafar! It's Jafar...
Thanks for saving me!
Oh, come on, Al. toi know I had to.
That no-head look is just not you.
For my suivant trick, bibbidy bobbidy boo!
Oh-ho, and everybody's sûr, sans danger and sound.
Aladdin!
Aladdin!
Good to see you, too, Abu!
There's somebody else who wants to talk to you.
Hello.
toi set me up! How could toi montrer your face?
You're nothing but a...
Aladdin, Iago rescued us.
He didn't have to, but he did.
Rescued? Him?
"Please note... "Did not have to, but did."
Now we should be fleeing for our lives...
if toi don't mind!
No! We have to stop Jafar!
But how? He's so powerful!
His lamp.
toi destroy Jafar's lamp, toi destroy Jafar.
Then that's what we'll do!
Reality check.
Jafar is large and in charge.
Yes. There's no telling what Jafar will do to Agrabah.
We have a responsibility!
Maybe toi do, but I don't!
I'm only responsible for me, myself, and nobody!
I understand Iago. You've done enough.
And thanks!
Hey, I did my good deed!
I don't owe toi a thing! toi hear me!
Not a thing.
Now that my revenge is complete...
there is one little matter left to resolve.
Yes! The wish!
Indeed.
toi will now wish me free of this wretched lamp!
No! My wish!
toi got what toi wanted! Now it's my turn!
But toi don't need to waste your third wish.
toi want the sunken treasure of Coeur du Mer?
It's yours!
Yes, yes, yes!
Yes! I l’amour it! I l’amour it!
Silver! Lots and lots of it!
Oh, I'm so excited!
So this means I could have plus stuff?
I always wanted one of those!
Nice! More! More!
Oh, dear!
Now, if it's obscenely excessive enough...
perhaps you'd care to grant my freedom.
Huh? What? Oh, yeah, right.
Wish toi were free. Sure thing, yeah.
I wish for Jafar to be...
Wait... how do I know that these things...
won't disappear once I set toi free?
The plus pressing question is...
how will toi stay alive if toi don't?!
But toi a dit genies can't kill!
toi a dit that!
You'd be surprised what toi can live through.
What?!
Huh? Hey!
I'll take that!
My lamp! Gimme!
The rue rat? Still alive? No!
Help!
Thanks, Genie!
Where's the lamp?
Aladdin!
Not so fast!
Give it up, Jafar!
We're obviously too much for toi to handle!
You! You're a fool to challenge me!
I am all-powerful!
Some all-powerful.
toi can't even get rid of a lowly rue rat.
A problem I mean to rectify right now!
Aladdin!
What?
Gotcha!
Go, All!
Genie!
Faster, Carpet!
Carpet, no!
Aladdin!
Genie, wake up!
Wake up!
Give it up, boy!
toi shall never have my lamp...
and there is no one to save toi this time.
Hey, Jafar! Shut up!
Iago?
Traitor!
No!
Good help is so hard to find these days.
Isn't it, Aladdin?
My lamp!
Iago!
Oh, boy!
Iago...
No!
But I thought a genie couldn't kill anyone.
You'd be surprised what toi can live through.
All right!
Oh, boy!
Oh, Iago!
He's alive!
And so the bird lived happily ever after...
wallowing in luxury as Aladdin's palace pal.
Now, my dear boy...
ou should I say, my new vizier?
Oh, say it!
Sultan, I'm very honored, but...
But?! What but?
"But" is such a strong word!"
Why, I oughta...
I can't be your vizier.
What?! Sultan, the boy's talking crazy talk!
Don't listen!
What plus do toi want?
The world.
Look, personally, I'm with you, kid...
but let's take it one step at a time.
I mean... I want to see the world.
I can't just stay in the palace.
There's too much to do, too much to see.
Hey, what about your girlfriend?
Do toi think that this lovely princess...
is just going to wait around here?
I most certainly will not!
There, toi see?
I'm going to see the world, too.
OK, that's it! The madness is spreading!
Crazy talk!
Why do I keep getting hooked up with these warped people?
Shouldn't somebody ask what the Rebelle perroquet wants to do?
The End
