I wiped the sweat off my face after one of my daily workouts. I notice three girls -- The Bimbettes as they’re called -- checking me out. I wink at them. They all gasp and look at each other, not believing it could be true. I decide to play a little with them.
“Hey Ladies.” I say smoothly, and give them a charming smile, striding up towards them. With my chemise off and right after a workout I was pretty much irresistible.
“H-H-Hi Herc..” They all sighed and started blushing. Oh yeah I thought, but right before I was going to joint, joint d’étanchéité up a rendez-vous amoureux, date -- with all three -- Tarzan pulled me away from them.
“Hercules! Come on!” He pulled me par the arm,and I had just grabbed my chemise in time before I was pulled out of the gym.
“Bye Ladies!” and as soon as the door shut, “DUDE! What was that for! I had almost scored a date, with all three bimbettes! toi could’ve come along too!” Tarzan shook his head and continued to pull me down the hall, towards our dorm.
“ No thanks Herc. I am well committed to Jane.” I scoffed at Him, he is no good at picking the right kind of girls.
“C’mon! Jane is no beauty! The Bimbettes are much cuter, and are clueless about basically, everything!” Tarzan let go of me, and turned around to look at me straight in the eye.
“Well, if you’re ever as in l’amour with some girl, as I am with Jane, you’ll get why I don’t, and will never want to, break up with Jane.” I sighed, and shook my head.
“Okay, okay, toi win... salut T.Z., why are we in such a big rush anyways?” I said, while watching Tarzan twist the key into our dorms’ door.
“Oh, I didn’t tell toi before... uh.. Haha.” Tarzan chuckled sheepishly.
“Tarzan!!! What did toi do?” I chased him into our dorm, and slammed the door behind us, rattling the room.
“Well, Jane and I.. Umm we set toi and one of her Friends up with a date...” Tarzan mumbled under his breathe. My eyes widened.
“You sent me up on a what!?!?! So am I gonna be going out with some weird, geek, zoologist?” I fell back onto my bed.
“Oh come on! It’s not gonna be that bad. Anyways Jane and I are going to a convention on gorillas with Professor Porter! We wanted toi guys to get out and around!” Tarzan said, changing into a suit, “Now go take a shower! toi stink!” I rolled my eyes.
“Fine, whatever.”
*********************Later That Day*************************
I just arrived at Tiana’s Palace, which was made par some student and where I was told to meet my date. I scanned the faces in the waiting area, looking for some geek, maybe with glasses, ou one who has her nose in a book.
“You must be Hercules?” A voice came from behind me. I turned around. A girl with thick brown hair held together with a ponytail, beautiful, big, violet eyes, and a smoking body!
“Uh, ya, toi must be Jane’s friend, Melissa? Marissa? Mar--” I couldn’t pull the name out of my head, I was plus concentrated on this amazing figure!
“Megara!” She a dit frustrated with her beautiful voice, “How about we think about getting a siège now? The Buzzer is vibrating.” I was Lost in her eyes.
“Uh.. Umm, Ya!” I took arm in mine, but she shrugged it away, and crossed her arms.
“How ya’ll doing today folks?” charlotte La Bouff -- Tiana’s best friend, and waitress at Tiana’s Palace.
“Fine.” Megara answered coldly. Charlotte’s smile melted but, warmed back up right away.
“Well let me take ya’ll to your seats!” We followed her to our seats. On the way I sneaked a peek at Meg. She seemed to be doing everything in her power not to look at me. First, she was biting her nails, then she looked at the ceiling, the floor, and then even behind us!
“Now folks, just let me know when toi need something! I’ll be your waitress for tonight, I’ll givey toi a minute to look the menu over.” charlotte a dit eyeing suspiciously between the two of us, but keeping a smile.
“Thanks Charlotte.” I said, and she walked away to a nearby table.
“Look Loverboy,” Meg a dit looking up from the menu, “I didn’t want to come on this date, and don’t be thinking this will even turn into anything serious. I am already in a relationship, that Jane just doesn’t know about. So don’t get any ideas!” Meg sneered, I was astonished!
“Who are toi dating?” I asked, curious who this beauty would want to be with other than me.
“He doesn’t go to this school.” She a dit still scanning the menu. Geesh! I thought.
“Well,” She started up again, “It doesn’t seem there’s really anything I want from here, so I’ll be leaving. Have fun!” She a dit in a sarcastic tone. She pushed out her chair, stood up, and walked away.
“Ya’ll ready to or-” charlotte said, but suddenly stopped when she saw Meg wasn’t at her seat.
“Is she coming back?” She said, the corners of her lips starting to droop. I rubbed my head.
“I’m afraid not.” I a dit in disbelief, and shock, and kinda in humiliation.
“Oh, Hercules I’m sorry!” charlotte said, patting me on the back. I shook my head.
“It’s okay, but if toi excuse me, I’ll be leaving.” I said, getting out of my chair, and heading out the door. If Meg was already dating someone, I’m going to do everything in my power to get her to fall for me, and break up with this other guy. And boy, it’s gonna be hard!