Fa Mulan had always considered herself to be a patient person. Whether she was dealing with her father being over-protective ou her grandmother's insanely weird supersitious beliefs, she was always patient and calm when necessary. Then again, she'd never met someone quite like Princess Pea, who had just discovered her secret.
"You're a cross-dresser!" pois, pea exclaimed.
Mulan quickly stood up and told pois, pea to whisper. "Please, toi have to understand. I did it to save my father."
"From what? Finding out you're a lesbian? Honey, I'm sure he'll l’amour toi just as much."
"No! No, I did it because my father was drafted to fight the Huns...but he's already bravely fought in a war. He's old and he has a bad leg. We would've Lost him!"
"Great story," replied Pea. "By the way, who is that annoying little crocodile that follows toi around?"
"Are toi even listening?" scolded Mulan. "Please, I beg of you, don't reveal my secret. They'll execute me."
"Fine, fine..." pois, pea thought for a moment and considered her options. She could blackmail this girl who was bravely trying to save her father's life ou she could déplacer on and leave the poor girl alone. Her thought only lasted for a moment. "But toi have to let me stay in your tent for a while...otherwise I'm going to have to turn toi in...As my civil Japanese duty."
"I'm Chinese."
"Whatever. Anyways, do we have a deal?"
"Okay, whatever toi want but I really need to go to sleep now. We're leaving this camp in the morning."
The suivant jour Princess pois, pea wandered around and saw all the Chinese soldiers marching and chant something about a girl worth fighting for. Princess pois, pea waltzed over to them.
"Excuse me. I'm a girl worth fighting for. Any takers?"
"I like you!" a dit a humongous, fat, bald soldier.
"Yeah, I think I'll pass...you look like toi could eat the huns," answered Pea. She returned to the tent Mulan had donné to her and had a relaxing nap. However, she knew in the morning, it'd be time for her to press on as well. A few days passed and she was still in China. She was beginning to realize that the country was a lot bigger than she'd thought. One day, a man on a horse rode par her with some interesting news.
"China's Heroes have defeated the huns! There is to be a large celebration ceremony at the emperor's palace tonight. Be there." And with that, he rode off.
"Ooooh, I l’amour parties! I wonder if they'll be doing vodka shots! Of course I cannot let myself get carried away like last time. I'm still embarrassed about the time Rapunzel had to hold my hair while I threw up into the wishing well."
When she got to the party, a lot seemed to be happening...and not in a good way. Princess pois, pea was in a crowd of people watching Mulan battle Shan-Yu on haut, retour au début of the palace. "Wow, that girl's glacière than I thought. Too bad I didn't get her number. Maybe I'll ask her."
Princess pois, pea shoved her way through the crowd until she eventually found a slanted part of the building. She climbed up. par the time she got there, Mulan had already taken down the big oaf and was now being bowed to par all of China.
"Oh well, I guess we won't be able to keep in touch..." Suddenly, Princess pois, pea realized she was not alone on the roof of the Chinese emperor's palace. There was what looked to be an Arabian prince and princess sitting suivant to a rug watching the fireworks. Princess pois, pea decided to introduce herself.

(End Of Part 3)