(once I am ushered in I notice Aladin and jasmin lounging on comfy pillows surrounded par snacks and drinks…I have a sit on the floor and take some nourriture offered me and begin my interview…very nervously….)
Me : (I clear my throat and apologize and make sure they know this is a fan question…not mine) Jasmine, why are toi a bitch?
(I am sweating as she glares at me and even Raja and Aladin looks little worried…but then her angry look turns into a big grin and a wink)
Jasmine : Because I can get away with it.
(She tosses her head and laughs…but when Aladin starts laughing harder she hushes him and shakes her head no)
Me : Aladdin, Can't toi go one episode ou movie without telling a lie?!
(I do believe I just heard a snort from the princess and yep the tiger looks to be laughing too)
Al : I never told a lie!
(Aladdin looks a little upset, but well um…yeah)
Me:Jasmine, since toi montrer your belly so much why don't toi get a belly ring?
(I think Aladin just perked up…yeah now he is looking at jasmin and shaking his head yes at her….)
Jasmine : Because I already have one in my ... well, toi know.
(I am not sure how to react…she is laughing, but Aladin is exchanging confused looks with the Tiger….I think I will just déplacer on)
Me:Aladdin, how did toi get Abu?
Al: He used to work for a group of rue performers. It was his job to steal the crowd's money. Then they hired me to help because he wasn't doing as well as they hoped. We got along, and after the gypsy people tried to kill us, he stuck around as my pet/ friend.
(That was so sweet and I start to tell him so and give him a hug, but jasmin shoots me a nasty look and the tiger growls…oh well)
Me:Aladdin, do toi wash Carpet ou vacuum clean him/her?
Aladdin : "I tried once, but he backfired and dropped me in an ocean."
(I am not sure what to think, but jasmin is rolling her eyes and shaking her head no…Aladdin looks a little pissed at this, but there is a protective tiger at his feet. so yeah…)
Me:Jasmine, why don't we ever see your servants?
Jasmine : They are afraid of me and stay away from my room because they are scared.
(I start to laugh, thinking she is joking, but I quickly turn it into a cough when I see Aladdin’s headshake and mouthed. she is serious…Dang…)
(Well Genie has just popped in and after a quick conversation with jasmin about being off schedule I am allowed to ask him, Iago, and Jafar their individual questions…I start with Iago first because jasmin looks real poised)
Me : Iago, how did toi end up with Jafar?
Iago : he found me when i was a little bird and he told me i could have everything i want if i helped him to govern the world he also taught me to talk.
(I start tot ell Jafar that was sweet, but I see him and jasmin are glaring at each other and decide to ask the suivant question quick)
Me : Genie, who is your master before Aladdin?
Genie : Some stinky, oily man named Akem ou was luca ou maybe Dehghtbytyrvagha...I don't know his name...anyway he smelled like a goat grange and looked like a goat grange and kept wishing oddly enough for things dealing with....cabbages...meh....I have had some weird masters (and once ou twice a mistress...they are the WORSE), but AL ...ah AL...He is wonderful!
(He looks Like he wants to add plus but jasmin is looking very impatient so I go to Jafar's question quickly)
Me : Jafar, what do toi like most from Jasmine?
Jafar : Well I like two things about jasmin (evil laughter...winking suggestively) but what I want from her is her money and whatever else she would like to give (more evil laughter and nasty leering)
(at this point Genie has to leave quickly with the other two and Aladin is holding jasmin back….unsavory words and very descriptive horrible things are being thrown around…man I really do not know how jasmin comes up with these things…even poor Raja is hiding under a table…once the room is clear and everyone one is settled and I have told jasmin several times she is pretty, we start again)
Me : Jasmine, how do toi stay so skinny?
Jasmine : Oh, toi know! Healthy diet, regular exercises, yada yada yada. If ya wanna get curves like meh, I recommend hula-hooping for 5-10 minutes 3 times, every other jour for creating a foundation for your curves. Then start doing some ab work like crunches,pikes, and rowboats. If you're near a gym, GO ON THE ELLIPTICAL! It makes your butt look AMAZING and it helps create plus of an heure glass shape. But I guess I was just born with it, too :D
Me : So jasmin have toi thought about having kids?
Jasmine : well mmmm... yes i like kids but is something i have to consult Aladin first ha-ha!
(Aladdin looks confused about the laughter but she just hushes him)
Me : Jasmine, was Aladin the first boy that toi really loved?
Jasmine:Yes! All the others were stuck up, snooty asses that my father chose!
Me : Jasmine, why do toi choose Rajah as your pet, how do toi get him, and how old were you??
Jasmine : He was a birth- jour gift from my father, I was about 7 ou 8 and he was the best present father ever gave me!! I really wanted an éléphant that year, but Rajah is so much better! I have had him since he was a cub and we are always together, he is my only friend...or was till I met Abu, Genie, and Aladdin....now I am not so lonely.
(Rajah starts purring and we have to pause while jasmin talks petting him and talking baby talk…Aladdin sits back and rolls his eyes, but smiles when she looks at him)
Me : Jasmine, do toi really think Aladin will be a good ruler??
Jasmine : If he can learn not to lie unless is absolutely necessary, I'm sure he will be a wonderful ruler!
(Aladdin looks like he wants to leave, but jasmin puts her hand on his leg…and I think I just saw him wince?)
Me : jasmin did toi ever want a sister ou brother?
Jasmine : Maybe a little sister but definitely not a brother- they're too pesky! But probably no, because my father would probably l’amour her plus than me.
Me : Rajah, what kind of tiger are you? Arabian tiger ou what?
Rajah:Raah Raah Raah Raah Raah Raah Raah!!!
(Jasmine looks confused and seems to be a little miffed that I had the audacity to talk to HER tiger…but then she says…HE a dit HE is an Arabian Tiger!..)
Me : Jasmine, before Aladdin, did toi find one prince that a little bit interested you? (perhaps looks, character...)
Jasmine : "Well, there was one... I forgot his name though. He was very handsome, even plus handsome than Al. But he's got a rotten personality so I had to let Rajah chew his cul, ass off."
(she starts laughing hysterically, but Al looks very pissed)
Me : Aladdin, Do toi have any girlfriends before jasmin came in the picture???
Aladdin : Definitely I even got into lit with them a few times.
(he looked smug and laughed for a seconde before her fist hit him in the gut and then she looks at me with a big grin and says I am allowed one last question and then I need to go …NOW…)
Me : Jasmine, l’amour your big earrings. Where'd toi get it?
Jasmine : I bought it in Morocco, while my dad was doing a state visit there.
(She smiles and says the guards will escort me out…but then she turns her back on me and I hear some very angry whispering between her and Al….Well I leave very quickly)
Well I believe the interview did not go too horribly bad and maybe the suivant few will have less angry inducing questions…we shall see. Thank toi to all that made this interview possible:
AnimaIuco ,Pink_Love, Samvoorhees,SweetPea2007, 2kn111, MagicPrincess ,chesire, sophy22,LightningRed, BelleAmie ,ppv, MmLuvXx ,dee389, and BKG201.
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Coming to Magic Kingdom Fall 2012!!
On my last trip to the Magic Kingdom at Disney World here in Florida, I noticed that they were doing some renovations in fantaisie Land. Disney is very secretive when it comes to things like this, but luckily, they posté some of the changes where visitors in the park could see what they are up to.
Snow White
Snow White Land
The Seven Dwarfs Mine Train
It’s about time they paid tribute to the original Princess, if toi asked me! Snow White is FINALLY getting her own land. toi will get to see the Dwarfs cottage, and most excitingly, get to ride...
