This beautiful morning I have the great honor of interviewing the characters of Disney’s The Little Mermaid. Unfortunately due to extreme resentment Ursula and her sister are not allowed to participate, but King Triton may be coming par later…that is why this interview is being done outside beside the Ocean. patauger, plie grise and Sebastian are going to come par for a little bit too. Melody was turned into a mermaid and sent to Atlantis to play with her aunts during the interview. Our honored guests are starting to arrive, so we shall start soon.

(Ariel comes skipping up and gives me a big hug and then runs over to the water and embraces Sebastian and flounder. Eric also comes up and gives me a big hug…yay…but it is cut short when Ariel suddenly appears with a very large smile and …I think that was a glare…and drags him over to the water near her friends.)


Me : Ariel this first fan question is for you, why didn't toi want melody to ever see the sea?

Ariel : because Ursula's crazy sister would have gotten her and i wanted to protect her.

Me (big smile on my face and a wink) : Eric, Do toi still eat poisson and crustaceans?

Eric (I notice he moves away from Ariel before he speaks and takes a long pause before responding): "Only when Ariel's not around - I know, it's like I'm cheating on her but I can’t help it! They're all so delicious."

(we had to stop and take a small break, but after we got Eric to stop screaming, Sebastian to let go of Eric’s nose, coaxed patauger, plie grise out from behind a rock, and managed to get Ariel to stop cussing Eric…well then we were able to get back to the interview….I had to sit between Eric and the others before we could begin though…)

Me : Ariel, in sequel when Triton changes toi back into a mermaid, where's your clothes?

Ariel : it is part of the magic of the Triton....so magical (sigh)

(I do believe Eric and Sebastian just shared an eye roll together and even patauger, plie grise is…I think…yeah he is giggling)

Me : Ariel when toi were a mermaid did toi ever change your shells ou were they all purple?

Ariel : Purple was kind of my trade mark color for shells, so I always used purple.

Me : So patauger, plie grise where is the mother of your kids, did she leave after she realized how lame toi were?

(Sebastian and Eric both burst into laughter at this…well until Ariel gives them both dirty looks and me too…she then pats patauger, plie grise and encourages him to talk)

Flounder : Actually she got caught in fishing net. It's kind of sad, but I guess if she's that dumb, she deserved it.

(Eric reaches over and shuts Sebastian’s mouth for him and even Ariel looks a little shocked at this answer….flounder just shrugs)

Me : Ariel, did your throat hurt when Ursula a volé, étole your voice?

Ariel:nah...but it did tickle a little...

(Eric starts giggling, but turns it into a cough when we all look at him….)

Me : Eric, why didn't toi like the princess of Glauerhaven?

Eric : "Because she's not the girl with the 'voice'."

(that answer and his big cheesy grin earns him his siège back par Ariel)

Me : Ariel. Da fuck with your hair color? Is that really natural????

Ariel : (giggle) of course! I don't think coloring it would work under water....hmmmm....maybe I should try that...wonder if Eric would like me with purple hair.....hmmmmm....

(Eric smiles at her but over Ariel’s head I see him shaking his head no with a disgusted look on his face…Sebastian is even muttering something about silly youngsters and their crazy fads….)

Me : Ariel u still visit your father now that u are a human?

Ariel : "Of course."

(King Triton must have been listening because he pops up at this moment and gives Ariel a big hug…and a glare at Eric…and settles in to take part for a little while)

Me : Sebastian did toi ever have a special someone?

Sebastian : Yes, musique is my special someone <3 Ahhh, she sing so beautiful, man!

(Flounder rolls his eyes at this, but Ariel jabs him with a finger to hush him up)

Me : King Triton, were toi a rebel like your daughter when toi were young?

King Triton (he blushes) : Yes, but that was a long time ago- they used to call me "Red" because of my hair color HAHAHAHAHAHA

(Ariel rolls her eyes and gives him a look…that is when Triton makes up a ridiculous excuse and leaves quickly)

Me : Eric, why do toi never sing in the your first movie?

Eric : Because people thought my voice was quite gay so i couldn't be bothered!

(Ariel smiles and kisses him but then looks at me and mouths (he sings horribly and gives me a nasty face)…Sebastian and patauger, plie grise are both laughing and making fun of Eric)

Me : Ariel, other than the thingamabobs, what's your other favori human stuff toi collected? Is it the statue of Eric?

Ariel : Ye totally until dad broke it but i like the forks they really make my hair go soft. (Eric starts choking on laughter till Sebastian jabs him) Oh and I collected the cœur, coeur of the Ocean from Titanic. It' really pretty and I would l’amour to wear it one day.

Me : Eric where are your parents?

Eric : Oh, they're alive but they travelled countries and countries to find me a wife--- they haven't come back yet, but I already have Ariel!!! <3

Me : Ariel, which of your sisters is the most annoying?

Ariel : Actually, none of them really. I l’amour them all. But sometimes Andrina and Attina were a little bit annoying when they talked about me in l’amour *giggling*. Other than that, they are all nice :D

Me:Eric, will toi marry Ariel as a mute human even if toi don't know she's the one you've been looking for?

Eric:Yes, she really looks like the one who save me. Even Grimsby advise me to marry her, no matter if she's not the one and mute. But soon ou later, I will find out that she's the one I've been looking for.

(That earns Eric a big hug and several kisses for Ariel…oh wow I mean lots and lots…okay Sebastian broke them apart, but I think Eric needs a moment to catch his breath)

Me:Hey Ariel, Why do toi give out soooo many subliminal messages???

Ariel: What are toi talking about? (teehee) sublimey what? (giggle) I don't know what that word means? (hahahahahaha)No...really what do toi mean?...

(very confused look as she shrugs at Eric and he pats her on the arm. Eric also shares another eye roll with Sebastian…then I hear Sebastian explaining Subliminal to both Ariel and patauger, plie grise and they both still look confused)

Me:Ariel, How do your bangs stay like they do?

Ariel: I don't know. I'm just born with this bangs. (He he)

(Sebastian and patauger, plie grise both leave at this point, But Grimsby comes up to tell Eric something)

Me: (After Grimsby is done whispering I look at him) Grimsby, are toi married? If yes, who is your wife? Carlota?

Grimsby:nope my life is to attend prince Eric i am glad to do it he is a good boy

(He then leaves quickly)

Me: Ariel, why didn't toi just write Eric what toi wanted to say? I mean know toi could, I saw toi wrote your name in Ursula’s contract...

Ariel: (Ariel jumps up and gives me a nasty look) What are you...my father? I don't have to answer you! SO THERE...

(storms off in a huff swinging her long hair…Eric gives me an apologetic look and shrugs….then he mumbles something about her time of the month….)

Me:Prince Eric.. HOT DAMN. Why are toi so sexy?! Giggity giggity!

Eric: (with a big grin and cheesy pose) Well, I exercise everyday with Max.

(at this point I have to run real fast because Ariel has come back and looks pissed….luckily Eric is holding her back and telling her she looks pretty…)

Sorry this interview had to end so abruptly, but It was very interesting and insightful. I hope toi enjoyed lire it and now I need to rest because Ariel is a very fast and very determined runner and now I am exhausted. I would like to give a shout out to all the wonderful People that were responsible for our interesting réponses and questions today : alexon31, SweetPea2007, smileyAqua , dumboisadorable, MagicPrincess, chesire, 911L0L, Pink_Love, 2kn111, sophy22, BelleAmie, LightningRed, MmLuvXx, 3xZ , NailsTHEcat, mshannahbee, dee389 , Mongoose09