I am so excited to get to do my suivant interview with the Characters from Disney’s Sleeping Beauty! The Major characters have consented to come and Purgatory is even allowing Maleficent to come (with a heavy guard of course) . All the questions are from fans and this shall be an interesting interview. (the first to arrive is Aurora and Phillip, but they seem a little uncomfortable with the fact that Maleficent is coming. The three good fées come in suivant and make sure they are in the middle so that Aurora does not have to be near her enemy….Maleficent Ghost shows up late, but she is bound par magical chains and is flanked par six armed Purgatory guards….there are quite a few glares being passed around and a thick tension permeates the air)


Me : All right our first fan question is for maleficent, why are toi so bitter?

Maleficent : I'm not! I just enjoy being evil. Nothing better than montrer everyone else where their place is.

(she laughs evilly at this) MUWAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA (Aurora shivers and the fées glare at Maleficent angrily as they comfort the princess)

Me : Flora, why DIDN'T toi just turn Maleficent into a teapot?

Flora : Because her soul was to black to turn her into a rose one.

the other fées giggle while Maleficent mutters angry words and curses

Me : Phillip, why don't toi talk during the last half of the movie?

Phillip (he looks pissed at this question, but Maleficent and even her guards are giggling) : Because I'm a little bit shocked, kidnapped par Maleficent. And too serious defeating Maleficent and her "armies".

(Aurora pats Phillip to soothe him, but he jerks away from her….this gets him glares from the three good fairies)

Me : Aurora did toi never wonder why your "aunts" kept toi secluded in the woods?

Aurora : "I take it that they didn't want to be a part of the civilization and their modernization and all those changes. Besides, I liked living in the woods where I can sing and dance my feelings with my animal Friends - the best Friends one could ever have."

(this answer earns Aurora smiles from all the fées except Merryweather (she mutters something about roughing it) and eye rolls from Phillip and Maleficent)

Me : Phillip, Aurora's got her's par blessings but where did toi get your gorgeous looks? (wink wink)

Phillip (with a smug look and a wink at the fairies) : Who says fées only come to the birth of a princess? I'm royalty too.

(Aurora pats Phillip on the hand and whispers) sure toi are sweetie….

Me : Phillip what was your first impression when u met aurora?

Phillip (another smug look and he puts his arm around Aurora) : she would be fun to have arrround at night... (suggestive winking)

(this response earns him a coup de poing from Aurora and a muttered… bastard…as well as glares and threatening motions from the fées and muttered…ASS…Maleficent on the other side is cracking up with laughter and giving Phillip the thumbs up….and then she yells out Tramp…muwhahhahahhahahahha…and this is when we have to take a break and get everyone cooled down)

Me : Alright we are back from our break and let us begin again….Aurora, what do toi do to have such beautiful hair?

Aurora (with a big grin at me but a claque, smack at Phillip who is trying to hold her hand) : Be blessed par fairies...enough said. toi want to borrow one, they are such dears!

(the fées look confused….was that a compliment ou did she just try to pimp them out?)

Me : Aurora: which robe would toi like to have - blue ou pink?

Aurora : oh well i like both couleurs but i l’amour rose (a smile and little giggle)

(Flora starts grinning and smirking at merryweather who then glares at her and Aurora and she mutters chienne in Flora’s direction…meanwhile the evil faire is grinning and laughing hysterically)

Me : Phillip, How good are Aurora's Culinary skills?

Phillip : "Not so good. She always pricks her finger with knives ou forks. Plus she always sleeps on the job. Thank goodness the fées are there to fix it."

(he starts to laugh, but it is cut short when Aurora gets up and punches him in the face and then runs out of the room…the goods fées jump up run over and kick Phillip and call him a bastard before running after Aurora….as Phillip is groaning in Pain Maleficent is led over and she smiles at him and tells him good job before bursting into laughter….She is then led back to purgatory and I am left with a groaning Prince)

Well um that ends this interview, but I hope toi enjoyed lire this interesting session with the characters from Disney’s Sleeping Beauty. I would like to give a shout out to the people that helped provide réponses and questions from the Ask a character why forum : SweetPea2007, Swanpride, justinfangrrl, 2kn111 , 3xZ , chesire , Samvoorhees, sophy22 , MACFAJIL000 , LightningRed, ppv